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20 responses to “Consummatum Est”

  1. Irant

    When we all could be having fun rewriting Monty Python sketches Dan whats his face is mentioned instead. The spread of culturual illiteracy is frightening.

  2. Irant

    When we all could be having fun rewriting Monty Python sketches Dan whats his face is mentioned instead. The spread of culturual illiteracy is frightening.

  3. Kim

    Saw yr post, Irant. Actually, I thought it was one of the least funny MP sketches to start off with. Sorry!

    Neat post, Mark!

  4. Kim

    Saw yr post, Irant. Actually, I thought it was one of the least funny MP sketches to start off with. Sorry!

    Neat post, Mark!

  5. Irant

    Least funny?! One of the classics. What about Cardinal Pell?..I mean Biggles. The rack? Treadle gone askew at the mill? I dunno.

    When I get up to Brisvegas next it is the comfy chair for you! We’ll see if you survive the soft cushions.

  6. Irant

    Least funny?! One of the classics. What about Cardinal Pell?..I mean Biggles. The rack? Treadle gone askew at the mill? I dunno.

    When I get up to Brisvegas next it is the comfy chair for you! We’ll see if you survive the soft cushions.

  7. Nabakov

    Never mind all that JC bloodline stiff. Whe when they are gonna open up the Vatican’s famed porn collection to the world? That be big bucks and scholarship opportunities galore.

    Also, as anyone else noticed that the words “Coincidence” and
    “Conspiracyy” both have 11 letters. Accident? I think not.

  8. Nabakov

    Never mind all that JC bloodline stiff. Whe when they are gonna open up the Vatican’s famed porn collection to the world? That be big bucks and scholarship opportunities galore.

    Also, as anyone else noticed that the words “Coincidence” and
    “Conspiracyy” both have 11 letters. Accident? I think not.

  9. Kim

    I’ve figured it out. If Benedict dies before the end of George Bush’s term, and if Bush (elected in an even numbered year) dies in office, Cheney as Prez will bomb Rome to bring freedom and democracy to it, and at the same time shore up the fundie vote for the GOP by precipitating the Apocalypse!

    See: It. All. Makes. Sense. Now!

  10. Kim

    I’ve figured it out. If Benedict dies before the end of George Bush’s term, and if Bush (elected in an even numbered year) dies in office, Cheney as Prez will bomb Rome to bring freedom and democracy to it, and at the same time shore up the fundie vote for the GOP by precipitating the Apocalypse!

    See: It. All. Makes. Sense. Now!

  11. Mark

    But Kimbo, are you planning to take the name Peter after the next Conclave?

  12. Mark

    But Kimbo, are you planning to take the name Peter after the next Conclave?

  13. Kim

    Well, Mark, I’ve rethought my strategy. Since the Papacy is still restricted to men, I’m going to do some cross-dressing as a Cardinal very soon. If you hear that Archbishop Pell is suffering from a mystery illness and resurfaces looking much younger, you’ll know what’s going on. Just a word to the wise – don’t tell Pell for whom the bell tolls! [evil grin]

  14. Kim

    Well, Mark, I’ve rethought my strategy. Since the Papacy is still restricted to men, I’m going to do some cross-dressing as a Cardinal very soon. If you hear that Archbishop Pell is suffering from a mystery illness and resurfaces looking much younger, you’ll know what’s going on. Just a word to the wise – don’t tell Pell for whom the bell tolls! [evil grin]

  15. Mark

    Younger. And much prettier, Your Eminence.

  16. Mark

    Younger. And much prettier, Your Eminence.

  17. Kim

    Bless you, my son. Get yrself measured for those red robes. Don’t worry – we won’t die when they bomb Rome – those tunnels under the Vatican that lead… I have the (encrypted) key. Cat-acombs. Ha!

  18. Kim

    Bless you, my son. Get yrself measured for those red robes. Don’t worry – we won’t die when they bomb Rome – those tunnels under the Vatican that lead… I have the (encrypted) key. Cat-acombs. Ha!

  19. C.L.

    You’d be hard pressed to get an encyclical out of Pope Joan II, though.

  20. C.L.

    You’d be hard pressed to get an encyclical out of Pope Joan II, though.

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