I liked your Dune theory better, incidentally, although I reckon SW would have had more “edge” if the rebels had pushed the envelope on suicide bombers, assassinations etc.

I reckon I’m onto something here – bad taste, sure.
Looking at the video of Woods the Aussie hostage in Iraq with the shaved head and black eye and laboured breathing I couldn’t help but think that he looked like Darth Vader when Luke removes the helmet. There are plenty of conspiracies concerning Iraq at the moment, but is it too long a bow to draw the parallels between something made in Australia that then goes to America like the new Star Wars is. Woods is a product of Australia, is now a US resident and is now involved in an overblown marketing exercise gone wrong.
Hmmm. I reckon the bunch of crazies who have him are minions of one of the most dangerous men in the world: George Lucas.
We can only hope that Woods is released when ‘Revenge of the Sith’ is.

Well said, Harry. There’s no excuse for bad porn.

“Harry can just call me Trinity from now on. ”
…And Fyodor can just call you, right?
All I was pointing out was this: the main reason people watch the late night BB is to get a look at boobs. Since these boobs only come as a box set contain hours of agonisingly shithouse dialogue and opinions of less worth than a Weimar mark I simply don’t see the point. The boobs aren’t even of particularly good quality in BB, whereas there are boobs a-plenty at Suicidegirls. An added bonus is that the girls don’t talk or reveal their grating voices to the humble viewer. It’s pluses all round.