I commented a while back on Ausculture Jess’ posts about search strings that turn up in her stats. LP has been getting some interesting ones of late, but I think I’ll let readers annotate them (they’re in no particular order):
Homer Paxton
alcohol drinking defensive driving dungeons
Archbishop Lefevre
tonsilitis video
Sophie ouch Rex
theft of sperm
“Is Missy Higgins lesbian?” (and many variations)
Sarah Blasko boobs - also popular is a current favourite Schapelle Corby big boobs and numerous iterations - Schapelle Corby betting odds is also near the top of the hits list… but so far only one each of Schapelle Corby spanking and did Schapelle Corby sleep with Clinton… Gianna nude big brother and Gianna nurse BB are also up there.
stoush gaelic
did snoop dogg sell his soul to the devil
amputated “at the shoulder”
queensland government boozing zorbing horror
AMANDA BOOZY
build a dalek model
one night stand brisbane
sex hookups Sydney
nosferatu fascism
mp3 kim liam
sophie corr
one leg amputee girl
quadruple congenital amputee personal websites
thesis crimes
red colour in the politics
queensland health salsa cooking murder monopoly
the movie ticker celtic
sexual attractive leg stumps
E P THOMPson outrage
naked Amanda libs
gianna big brother email
suicide girls meg
goodness gay
Old Howardians
So, we can infer from all this that Australian google users over the past week are principally interested in revealing pictures of Schapelle Corby and Gianna from BB, closely followed by the question of the moment about Missy Higgins’ sexuality, with Glenn and Geneva in the sauna also sparking much google interest. I am pleased to note that “Beth O” is up there in the stats, though.
Elsewhere: Jellyfish actually gets search strings in her area of expertise. Oh, and some others.
people obviously can’t get enough of Homer’s puns!
Some interesting resonances with regular commenters -
Me: one leg amputee girl, sexual attractive leg stumps (well singular anyway)
Amanda: boozy and cavorting with naked libs?
meg: posing for Suicide Girls?
Rob: intending to marry Sophie Masson or name his first girlchild in her honour?
Liam: swapping mp3s with me
Stoush gaelic: Liam and Chris!
“Sophie ouch Rex”
A little S&M going on there between two blogosphere identities?
LOL these are GREAT.
It gets worse - search string today for “hotdogs big brother naked”. Aarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
Whereas I can understand “Kate BB 05 uncut”.
AMANDA BOOZY
Yes. Your point?
The ones that get me are “Nosferatu Fascism” and “did snoop dogg sell his soul to the devil”. I’ve often wondered that myself - his latest single with Justin Timberlake suggests he has.
BTW, Mark, are Sarah Blasko’s boobs somewhere on this site? I’m asking out of purely aesthetic disinterest.
I think the snoop dogg one is a result of me mentioning in one thread here that I got that search referral at my site. It was mine first, dammit.
V. Cool, Amanda. V. Cool.
It’s kinda quiet around Larva Rodeo at this hour of the matin, isn’t it?
Cue Kim Jong Il: “I’m so ronery…”
*tumbleweed tumbles across the prodeo floor*
Most of the others are slacker students who can stay up late and sleep all bloody day.
Quite. Waking up at the crack of Dawn is much more fun.
Yeah, but she’s a bitch before her first coffee.
She’s pretty bitchy after her coffee, too. I hear she’s a bit sweet on that Tim bloke in sales. The one who sits next to that loser Gareth.
Maybe you should have found that out before you started concerning yourself with her crack.
Sometimes cracks are thrust upon one, Amanda, and I’ve been taught never to leave a lady stuck.
Moi geroi, Fedya.
νγ Εͺ∏ΰ∫ζΊ ₯ζ±Δγ΅, Ί∏ͺ∞θ ±∞ΔγΰΩθ.
ωςίομϋ, °≠
get
a
dacha!
dammit .. my secret’s out…
“νγ Εͺ∏ΰ∫ζΊ ₯ζ±Δγ΅, Ί∏ͺ∞θ ±∞ΔγΰΩθ. ”
So, seen any proper Russian-type boring movies lately?
“ωςίομϋ, °≠ ”
Starwars - with C3P0
I reckon next he’ll woo women in binary next! There’s no stopping the man.
We need new bog awards.
eg Most Purple blogger: Mark
Most Romantically Charged Blogger: Fyodor
01001000111100111001100011001011001010101100010101010010101111011010101101101010101, Harry.
You know Kung Fu?
Nah, ASCII.
* cringes at own ubernerdness *
Guilty as charged, your honour.
Me too!
Seriously now, more in today - why are so many people interested in Missy Higgins’ sexuality and Snoop Dogg’s Faustian bargain?
And, sadly, Fyodor, I didn’t leave a hidden image of Sarah Blasko’s boobs lying around the blog somewhere.
Robert, let us know how many hits you get for “Amanda Vanstone nude”.
“And, sadly, Fyodor, I didnΔτt leave a hidden image of Sarah BlaskoΔτs boobs lying around the blog somewhere.”
Sounds like a good idea, though, doesn’t it? Every blog should have one.
I’ve just been ,uerhem, reserching the ‘Sarah Blasko Boobs’.
The boobs in question are Kylie’s.
The google search reveals that after someone asked about Kylie’s boobs, the question asked about Sarah Blasko was whether she was a lesbian.
Her and Missy Higgins both.
oh.
oh no.
I have to have some private time now.
i dont even know who sarah blasko is? are her boobs sufficiently unique to be worth searching for?
Harry & Fyodor, there are 10 types of people.
Those who understand binary, and those who do not.
“is missy higgins lesbian?”, not a question that every really exercised my mind but I had to google it, but l.prod comes up first.
And my top twenty for the last month?
phantom of the opera
barista
voyeur
the phantom of the opera
him
trolls
boy scout
doris day
myostatin
pelican
disaster
sea cucumber
terrorists
blade runner
muscle
sahel
pangolin
earthsea
pillory
Sarah Blasko is fantastic, Amanda, you should know her. She’s touring in July/August - details here. She’s not dissimilar to Missy Higgins but far far more original and a better lyricist and musician.
She’s also way cuter than Missy Higgins though I can’t comment on her boobs - looks a lot like my friend E.
Btw, the answer to the question about Missy Higgins is “yes and no” - she’s bisexual or thinking about maybe being bisexual or something. Pretty sure I read it in Rolling Stone but I’ll check and put up a post to answer the question on Australia’s lips.
is there any banjo on la blasko’s songs?
Haven’t listened to her in a while but not that I can recall! You can download some sample tracks.
Way ahead of ya. Hmm, sounds suspiciously like *young peoples music.* I will listen further though.
BTW Mark this chick is playing up your way in a fortnight.
http://www.ginavillalobos.com/ (embedded music is annoying! cool song, but annoying you cant get rid of it every time you visit the bloody place)
She looks good, Amanda. Troubadour is a great venue too.
I haven’t installed the speakers on my new computer yet, so I’m going by the reviews (and also not being bothered by the soundtrack to the site!).
Some of today’s search highlights -
“Fenella lesbian” (I’m sure Kim would like to know the answer to this one)
“red fuck me pumps”
“What is the price of dunlop volleys at target” (That’s Nabakov’s fault)
the usual flood of “schapelle corby tits” hits
and “lesbian tv series”
As Letterman said last night, everyone likes lesbians.
All I can say to David Tiley is that much more classy googlers obviously hit his blog!
Classy ones from mine:
“christian kerr”
teenage cock
tits out at the summernats
pole dancing canberra
helping friends picture
photo anu singh joe cinque
My most favourites ever were “husband likes doggy style what is the meaning” and “ian thorpe gay slept with him”.
Those last two may be related.
Joke card for Rex.
My WA election site is still getting mostly canal, curfew and hoon law related searches.
God I love these:
Renaissance sexual euphemism die orgasm
That would be ‘le petit mort’.
SPHERICAL BUSH
??
I still get stacks of referrers from people looking for information on typewriters. Cool at first but then a bit creepy.
For my money typewriter fetishists are far more worrying than the ones who’ve got perfectly normal questions about the sexuality of their favourite folksy singers. Well, except maybe you harry.
Sometimes people look for things on google which they won’t find on my site, but I know the answer and I want to get those anonymous peoples emails and tell them! Sometimes i get frustrated I can’t. I need help.
Take a deep breath, Amanda, and repeat after me - googlers are not my friends.
How many Hayek searches?
This is the way the thread ends, Kim, with a yek not a Ha!
Ha-ha!
“Well, except maybe you harry.”
Mwah!
“Renaissance sexual euphemism die orgasm”
They just sing ‘I die, I die, I die, I die’ a lot. I blame the dresses.
Amanda, You are totally right about The Bank. I went into a nother world when I tagged along for half price cocktails at Sleepers. My word.