Scientific Poll

By popular request, the LP poll.

Please answer truthfully. NB – Lefty Boys, no special pleading!

1. Are Lefty boys all massage and no action?

2. Is Lefty Tim in fact unrepresentative of Lefty boys?

Kim will be awarding a prize to the best substantiated answer in the interests of a qualitative dimension to this research exercise (and it’s not an ARC grant).


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8 responses to “Scientific Poll”

  1. mp

    I can’t answer honestly as women have always told me I’m exceptional…

  2. mp

    I can’t answer honestly as women have always told me I’m exceptional…

  3. liam hogan

    It may be true that Leftie boys are very skilled with their hands, but I answer (2) in that Lefty Tim’s totally unrepresentative. The rest of us have a lotta lovin’ to give.
    [whistles 'Love Man' as sung by Otis Redding]

  4. liam hogan

    It may be true that Leftie boys are very skilled with their hands, but I answer (2) in that Lefty Tim’s totally unrepresentative. The rest of us have a lotta lovin’ to give.
    [whistles 'Love Man' as sung by Otis Redding]

  5. Youie

    Surely it depends on the nature of the recipient Mr Lefty has designs on? If anything beyond the most carnal of relationships is desired, then to massage a lady is probably better than to maul her, at least on the first night. If, however, something quick and tasty is all that is on the mind, then only the most perfunctory of massages is necessary and, indeed, appropriate…

  6. Youie

    Surely it depends on the nature of the recipient Mr Lefty has designs on? If anything beyond the most carnal of relationships is desired, then to massage a lady is probably better than to maul her, at least on the first night. If, however, something quick and tasty is all that is on the mind, then only the most perfunctory of massages is necessary and, indeed, appropriate…

  7. Brogan

    Lefty boys generally give their opinion on anything and everything and then are ignored buy the majority of people. So, yes, all massage, no action.

  8. Brogan

    Lefty boys generally give their opinion on anything and everything and then are ignored buy the majority of people. So, yes, all massage, no action.

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