On account of my great educating knowledge and experience, after all I went to school when they used the strap to beat the knowledge into you, hahahaa!, I’ve been working up a submission to the Curriculum Reform Australia Post-Post-Modern Improved Learning Legislation thinktank. (CRAPMILL for short.) In between baiting stupid moonbat leftys (haaahahaha! They’re so stupid!!) and writing love letters to Dr. Nelson here is the submission I’ve been working on. Suggestions are welcome, but only if your “good looking”!!!
Since the 1990s the smoked-salmon-scoffing, bike-riding, snot-nosed, goateed, black-skivvy wearing postmodernist educators have been allowed to run ragged in our great nation’s classrooms, indoctrinating young minds into the corrupt, decadent ways of Contenetal Theory. The rot has been swallowed at every level of schooling, not just year 12. Children as young as four are taught nothing but postsructuralist accounts of “globalisation”, which doesn’t even exist, and compulsory “Big Brother studies” all year around, and most disgracefully, indoctrinated to PC agendas like thinking that “gays” have a right to breathe the same air as everyone else is trying to breathe. Despite what the Victorian Education minister says, nativity plays are forbidden — by radical leftist school principals and their “committees” - in case any foreigners who don’t like our ways get their knickers twisted by the sight of little kids wearing dressing gowns and towels on their heads. Meanwhile in “the basics” — reading, writing, arithmetic, cadets for boys and cooking for girls — standards are slipping. When teachers could be using great educational tools like this “dvelop your child’s literacy using the Herald Sun” webpage, instead they bring out the class set of Foucault action figures and use them to do role-plays about “performing whiteness” or some shit. The only “outcomes” from the Leftist curriculum are that most kids these days haven’t even been taught the Bible.
Some rock solid facts:
- A study done in Finland showed conclusively that 90% of Australian students doing Year 12 don’t even know where Australia is. Many of them, believe the works of Rudyard Kipling, were written by Roland Barthes, and vice versa.
- Instead of learning a proper appreciation for utter, utter classics like Moby Dick, which as well as promoting proper respect for the authority and leadership of the managerial classes, manly friendships which aren’t even slightly gay, and the moral soundness of eradicating evil vicious sperm-thieving sperm whales, our children study perverted, lefty garbage such as The Quiet American and The Plague or books that preach sexual promiscuity like Tess of the D’Urbervilles. The left-wing cabals which control education have give directives for our kids to grow up as drunken, pregnant, American-hating, germ-infested journalist types — just like themselves.
- “Facial Piercing Studies” replaced Accounting in the Year 12 curriculum of three different states this year.
- Instead of studying the best writer in australia, Brice Courtenay in HSC, HSC studients are forced to learn about bloody refugees and lesbians and other “special interest” groups, next they will be studying Mark Latham’s autobiography, why not study a real politicin like Sir Robert Menzies, what a great man, he knew the value of a good beating in education I’ll bet, and he took no crap from Homi Babha, Noam Chomksy, Julieus and Ethel Rosenberg and the other ratbags. Instead of forcing three year olds in kinder to learn about “gender trouble” he would have just had Judith Butler deported, why can’t we? Because of all the Greens infiltrating the immigration department, thats why.
Unfortunately we cannot have all the pomo-worshipping, group-grope-endorsing educators rounded up and sent to Woomera for retraining. The Post-Post-Modernist Solution isn’t that simple - the Senate Oversight committee working to rectify this oversight have been quite busy with planning the RWDB Christmas party and may not get round to taking action for another twelve months, by then their will be another million kids heads stuffed full of this rubbish.
Meantime this is what we have to do. Have all state school teachers marked “in excess” and assign em to yard duty, dunny scrubbing and that. Hahahhhaaaa!!!. Get rid of all that pomo crap on the syllabus and just replace it all with the complete works of William Shakepseare. Can’t go wrong!! (except someone had better make sure the kids understand “Shakespeare” was really written by Edward deVere, 17th Earl of Oxford. NOT by that pillow-biter Marlowe). Children need to study Shakespeares plays because they teach about the filthiness of the French and that “boat people” are usually cross-dressing twins and therefore perverts as well as terrorosts. We can contract out the actual educating to these people: their website says “Fun, Team-Building, Executive Training and Leadership Development based on the insights and wisdom of the Bard… as relevant in today’s world as they were 400 years ago!” which sounds just about bloody perfect I think.
And if you disagree, you’re a tool.
Um, if you’d like to know what someone from the right really thinks, I’m happy answer questions.
Your previous posts allegedly from the right perspective appear to be nothing more than verbal vandalism - completely random and meaningless.
Are you upset because Margo Kingston’s site is closing?
Respectfully yours,
Nora
Schools and Universities are nothing but breeding grounds for leftoid feminazi communist lesbians. These wastelands brainwash our children by teaching such vile values as tolerance and respect for brown people - Disgusting!!!
IMHO what’s really important is bringing Simpson’s donkey to the classroom.
How do you think this can be done to help alleviate the problem of the ”pomo ratbags”.
If you guys would like to discuss how you’d like to pay me the royalties for use of my Logo, email me at ydraw@inet.net.au. Thanks.
Would a donkey fit through the door of demountable?
Even if you overcome that hurdle then the teacher will state that in actuality a donkey is a social contruct and Simpson was an Imperial agressor. It ain’t gonna be easy.
Thanks for brightening up my day: the only thing funnier than a lefty attempting humour is a gaggle of lefties having a go.
Let the donkey teach the classes, at least it won’t go on and on and on about the welfare state. Do some of these pierced-eyebrow kids good to learn to shovel a bit of horseshit off the floor too.
Invented purple did you Yob? And oh you own the pirate flag as well? Someone better tell Rupert, he thought it belonged to him.
OK, Lefties, here’s a tip for parodying the Right - the most important thing to remember is to keep it brief and to the point. RWDBs don’t go on long-winded harangues like you do. No time. We have to work for a living to keep you in grants and trust funds.
EDIT by Laura: Dave S., I loved this comment so much when you posted it on Tim Blair’s fansite, it’s ace of you to post it again here exactly the same!! Cool! Thanks!
RWBDs are evil because they force me to buy Halliburton stock and send my kids to elite prep schools.
Thanks for brightening up my day: the only thing funnier than a lefty attempting humour is a gaggle of lefties having a go.
oh so we iz funny now?? Nice of you to say so. *BEST COMPLIMENT EVER*
Yeah that’s right! Lefties are lazy (nyer nyer nyer!)
Hi!! My ’special’ new friend David Heidelberg told me to drop in and say ‘Hi!’ so here goes!!
Hi everybody! Keep up the ‘good fight’ against hoWARd the ‘Butcher of Bennelong’ willya?
Actually I didn’t invent either purple or Pirate Flags Laura, but I did design the Right Wing Death Beast logo that you have displayed numerous times on your site. Changing the Hue in photoshop doesn’t invalidate that.
RWDBs are evil because they force me to shelter $2,000,000 from taxes in trust funds with the help of a huge accounting firm.
RWDBs are evil because they force me to produce 10 metric tons of trash and strew it everywhere.
Yobbo, this post suggests that the logo was made available for other people to use. However, since you’ve got your knickers in a knot I’ve removed it.
So Yobbo, “creative” type are you? I guess you must be pretty graphically talented to have taken all those photos of asian girls on your “website”, I mean . you would never have used an image off the internet being a rock-solid defender of intellectual property like all good RWDBs.
And if you want to take it up with CS who supplied the image, go ahead. I’m sure he’ll be happy to give you a cut of the massive royalties currently pouring into the LP coffers.
RWDBs are evil because they force me to drive a vehicle that produces more pollution than a fleet of SUVs.
Laura,
Yobbo is merely considering the economies of Asian countries around the world. Globalisation has opened up the world of sex to millions. Fat fucks from all over the world now pour millions of dollars into Asia so that they can have sex with pre pubescent looking girls. That’s progress!!
Rob: Feel free to put it back up. Obviously I don’t really care, just fucking with ya.
Laura: There’s no need to be jealous of the girls on my site. They’ve got looks - you’ve got your giant brain and legions of fans. I’m sure there’s plenty of hairy ferals around who’d still shag you. Any port in a storm and all that.
You stick it to her Yobbo. She will soon understand that woman are their solely for the sexual gratification of men.
If only Id been taught that properly at school!
OMIGOD Laura yobbo is so rite ur just jealous cuz he wont giv u a root!!!!
Do all asian women look pre-pubescent to you Timre? You should probably talk to someone about that.
Obviously I don’t really care
Actually, it wasn’t that obvious. Perhaps you were going along with the joke and acting like a caricature of a RWDB, but I certainly didn’t notice any difference.
OK I have thought about this a bit more, and I’m going to put in my submission that in addition to studying the Complete Works of Willy 24/7 girls can also study “the Stepford Wives” if they want.
Boys have to stick with learning speeches from Henry V of by heart.
OMIGOD, we have to study? But I thought school was just about looking hot and associating with the right private guys so we could marry appropriately and then blend quietly into the background, and only offer sex when the hubby’s bored with the secretary. Or with his Asian web chicks.
By the way Nora Charles … Your previous posts allegedly from the right perspective appear to be nothing more than verbal vandalism - completely random and meaningless.
Now, what does that tell you about the crap you post?
Laura,
You are a total babe. I want to engage in a chaste upstanding relationship with you and then marry you so that I can get some and so that you can have my babies.
Lots of babies.
Because the only way we can defeat these delusional lefty lesbians is to outbreed them. That is the path to Final Victory.
I know you agree with me, because I’m telling you you do.
Nice job deleting the post where I busted your sorry ass, “Laura”.
Dave S, read the Saturday Salon post and you will see that many comments were lost owing to a database collapse. Thankfully, LP is now its own domain.
The whole purpose of RWDB day was to host ridiculous posts and comments, so you can have confidence that yours would not have been deleted.