Comrades! I bring you excellent news! The revisionist splittist Kulak bourgeois running dogs, whose idealist scribblings served only to inculcate false consciousness in the minds of the revolutionary toilers, have been scattered to the four winds! The fifth Plenum of the LP Collective has met, and put these vile rightist beasts to flight. In a stirring address, delivered from the top of a tank outside the Great Hall of the People, and lasting seven hours, Comrade Number One has issued revolutionary decrees for a People’s Tribunal to purge the social democratic deviationist element. Comrade Number One, to the acclaim of the assembled revolutionary toilers, soldiers and peasants declaimed:
Long live the workers’ and peasants’ and soldiers’ Revolution of LP!
The Dear Leader instructed the filthy capitalist deviationist splittists to spend many years of collective study of the great work of Comrade Stalin “On the Opposition” in a spirit of socialist self-correction. The so-called board of directors, which betrayed the great and shining path of the revolutionary toilers, is no more. As the esteemed Comrade V.I. Lenin once said, “We are against bureaucrats everywhere and they will all be rooted out!”…
Comrades! Fear not! The counter-revolution has been defeated! Victory to the revolutionary toilers under the guidance of the worker intellectuals of the LP Collective and our Dear Leader Comrade Number One!
I’ve got a couple of spare firing squads around the place, if you find yourself a little short in that department.
Spontaneous demonstrations of gratitude and joy are expected.
you have a biztsar way of rasputting it
Bring back Homer, I fear he’s been REEPossessed!
oh man, what a weird dream I just had….hang on where am I? Ugh there is a miniature RWDB trying to hump my leg. Get it off me.
Just yesterday, up to ten of our Chinese brothers and sisters felt the glorious justice that comes with sustained revolution.
Errr, right, ummm, sure is the only way to respond to that post.
What’s this about EP getting the arse?
has the cat got your tung?
Are you looking for a spart-ing partner?
Behold the eight-legged essay!
*laugh* !
I am glad to see that Comrade no. 1 is back. For too long I had been working to the dictates of Comrade no. 3, who always claimed that she/he was being wholly directed by Comrade no. 1. But methinks that Comrade no. 1 had actually been under preventative detention!
Oh Mark - I’m laughing! I love the little quote from Lenin, although I wonder if Comrade no. 1’s memory has been affected by all the time in preventative detention - I’m sure I heard Comrade Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov once say to a revolutionary crowd of students, soldiers and peasants, “We are against bureaucrats everywhere and they must all be rooted out…!”
I love the symbol!