Comments on: British woman weds dolphin http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/ Blogging politics, culture, sociology and life from Brisvegas Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:59:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Gaz http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-388358 Gaz Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:01:17 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-388358 What's all the fuss about?This is nothing unique after all didn't a women called Janette marry a Rat about forty years ago. What’s all the fuss about?This is nothing unique after all didn’t a women called Janette marry a Rat about forty years ago.

]]> By: knibilnats http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-388332 knibilnats Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:34:04 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-388332 dolphins are mammals. a jew would never marry a fish, that's just anti-semitic propaganda dolphins are mammals. a jew would never marry a fish, that’s just anti-semitic propaganda

]]> By: Daniel http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-80031 Daniel Thu, 25 May 2006 01:43:52 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-80031 Someone toad me that their lives were breaming over. Apparently she clammed up underwater and her husband went to jelly. Whether she had a blue-ring, I don't know! Peche to you all. Someone toad me that their lives were breaming over. Apparently she clammed up underwater and her husband went to jelly. Whether she had a blue-ring, I don’t know! Peche to you all.

]]> By: Mudd http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-79974 Mudd Wed, 24 May 2006 22:36:27 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-79974 They do say bald can be sexy, but dorsal fins and bottle noses?...She's not a pervert, just fin~icky about whom she dates. They do say bald can be sexy, but dorsal fins and bottle noses?…She’s not a pervert, just fin~icky about whom she dates.

]]> By: Pretty Boy R.H. http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45792 Pretty Boy R.H. Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:24:05 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45792 Miss Brownie went out with an eel It went for a bit of a feel Miss Brownie say hoy! Cut that out boy! That ain't part of the deal. Well golly me, was that before her six marriages or after? I don't know. Probably after. Who knows? Anyway, less said the better. Always. -Pretty Boy Miss Brownie went out with an eel
It went for a bit of a feel
Miss Brownie say hoy!
Cut that out boy!
That ain’t part of the deal.

Well golly me, was that before her six marriages or after? I don’t know. Probably after. Who knows? Anyway, less said the better. Always.

-Pretty Boy

]]> By: Ron http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45781 Ron Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:55:27 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45781 For all in tents and porpoises, I bet they sea eeled their joining with a kiss after the offishiating monkfish pronounced them heart and sole and the congregation began singing 'Nearer My Cod To Thee' or was that 'Zing! Went the Strings of My Carp'?  <br />  <br /> (Golly, I hope my partner never finds this thread!) For all in tents and porpoises, I bet they sea eeled their joining with a kiss after the offishiating monkfish pronounced them heart and sole and the congregation began singing ‘Nearer My Cod To Thee’ or was that ‘Zing! Went the Strings of My Carp’?

 
 

(Golly, I hope my partner never finds this thread!)

]]> By: FaceLift http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45778 FaceLift Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:33:20 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45778 BBoP That's not extremely beneficial to their relationship. They'll probably need a psycodlogist to sort out the codfusion. BBoP
That’s not extremely beneficial to their relationship. They’ll probably need a psycodlogist to sort out the codfusion.

]]> By: Bring Back EP http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45776 Bring Back EP Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:17:39 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45776 Facelift, They are obviously hindus as the man came back as a dolphin. If he was previously a real estate salesman he would have come back as a shark. He is bad in an argument as he goes to jellyfish Facelift,

They are obviously hindus as the man came back as a dolphin.

If he was previously a real estate salesman he would have come back as a shark.

He is bad in an argument as he goes to jellyfish

]]> By: FaceLift http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45775 FaceLift Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:10:38 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45775 Deep ends on the more efficient swimmer, Ron. Jude have thought she'd be more interested in a Jew Fish. Deep ends on the more efficient swimmer, Ron. Jude have thought she’d be more interested in a Jew Fish.

]]> By: Bring Back EP http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45774 Bring Back EP Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:05:23 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45774 don't let them drink they will under water in no time! don’t let them drink they will under water in no time!

]]> By: Ron http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45769 Ron Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:38:51 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45769 I also wonder if the first pet they get for the little tadpole that comes first in the upstream swimming race will be a catfish or a dog salmon? I also wonder if the first pet they get for the little tadpole that comes first in the upstream swimming race will be a catfish or a dog salmon?

]]> By: Bring Back EP http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45768 Bring Back EP Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:25:17 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45768 we took up the bait. we took up the bait.

]]> By: Ron http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45763 Ron Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:57:06 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45763 I wonder if their kids will taught on the School of the Net. Did you hear that prior to the wedding the bride had a few consultations with a plastic sturgeon? I also heard they first met down by that old plaice by the sea. I wonder if their kids will taught on the School of the Net.

Did you hear that prior to the wedding the bride had a few consultations with a plastic sturgeon?

I also heard they first met down by that old plaice by the sea.

]]> By: Zoe http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45762 Zoe Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:55:17 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45762 They're so superficial, aren't they? They’re so superficial, aren’t they?

]]> By: Ron http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45761 Ron Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:51:13 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45761 What did I start here? This is supposed to be a serious post and you guys are just having a whale of a time making fun of a happy couple! What did I start here? This is supposed to be a serious post and you guys are just having a whale of a time making fun of a happy couple!

]]> By: Bring Back EP http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45759 Bring Back EP Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:42:54 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45759 She is probably FINish She is probably FINish

]]> By: Pretty Boy R.H. http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45747 Pretty Boy R.H. Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:29:28 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45747 Miss Brownie went home with a kipper She said your place is a ripper But when she sat down The kipper spun 'roun And got its tail caught in her zipper. Well now, that's a bit risque, and not very good, but I'm in a bit of a rush. (Nothing to the rush I'd be in if Miss Brownie got after me) Miss Brownie went home with a kipper
She said your place is a ripper
But when she sat down
The kipper spun ‘roun
And got its tail caught in her zipper.

Well now, that’s a bit risque, and not very good, but I’m in a bit of a rush.

(Nothing to the rush I’d be in if Miss Brownie got after me)

]]> By: Bring Back EP http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45741 Bring Back EP Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:12:10 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45741 of course all her drinks are on the rocks of course all her drinks are on the rocks

]]> By: Paul http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45703 Paul Thu, 05 Jan 2006 17:59:54 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45703 After the wedding the woman was seen spouting off, that the world was her oyster. After the wedding the woman was seen spouting off, that the world was her oyster.

]]> By: Pretty Boy R.H. http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45667 Pretty Boy R.H. Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:21:14 +0000 http://larvatusprodeo.net/2005/12/31/british-woman-weds-dolphin/#comment-45667 I was going to mention something about a groper, but to tell the truth Pretty Boy is feeling a bit disgusted with himself for getting among all these puns. But here's an interesting thing, I can remember a Hymn called 'I Will Make You Fishers Of Men'. This was before I was much interested in religion at all, and I misunderstood it as 'I Will Make You FISHES Of Men. I thought that was a bit odd. And a bit unfair too. Why would anyone want to do that to some poor bugger. I was going to mention something about a groper, but to tell the truth Pretty Boy is feeling a bit disgusted with himself for getting among all these puns. But here’s an interesting thing, I can remember a Hymn called ‘I Will Make You Fishers Of Men’. This was before I was much interested in religion at all, and I misunderstood it as ‘I Will Make You FISHES Of Men. I thought that was a bit odd. And a bit unfair too. Why would anyone want to do that to some poor bugger.

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