Archive for March, 2006

Oh Noodly Day!

Alas, being ahead of the US means that I did not receive this very important email until it was too late to wear my pirate regalia to commemorate this very important day.

For the long-awaited day has arrived: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is available to purchase. As the Prophet Bobby Henderson sayeth: “Maybe not inscribed on stone tablets, but it is a book. And maybe not THE Good Book, but at least A Good Book�.

Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts – dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory�), science (“only a lot of theories�), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)

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The Great Tergiversator

As we know, you have to keep a sharp eye on Black Jack Howard. One minute he’s in this position; next minute he’s taken a swerve and a half-step and he’s over there in that position. As workplaces drown in his new centralised red-tape, dig this comment, slipped in along the way in an answer in parliament yesterday (pdf p. 22):

The test of our industrial relations reforms is not so much the level of regulation or deregulation.

Having slipped his dodge, Jack continues, rabitting on about the test of his IR regime being a range of untestable propositions … *world weary sigh*

Polling round-up

The polls sharply contradict today. Newspoll has a 2pp of 53/47 comfortably in favour of the ALP; whereas Nielsen has a tie at 50/50. Newspoll has a primary split of 42/41 in favour of the ALP; whereas Nielsen has 37/43 in favour of the LNP.

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On negative coverage in Iraq

I’ve seldom commented on the Iraq quagmire except to point out the media, financial and ethical blackhole that has emerged in the form of the opportunity costs of intervening elsewhere. While we might like to trumpet our ‘values’ in backslapping speeches to allies, the situation on the ground for our Iraqi brothers and sisters continues to descend further towards more basic problems. The latest marker comes from journalist Lara Logan. She sums up the problems of covering the good stories that supposedly sit happily under the veneer of violence in under 6 minutes. Go watch.

Elsewhere: wbb links to another sobering account of life in Iraq here.

Censorship scientology style

I must confess I’m a bit bewildered by Ken Parish’s argument over at Troppo. Ken is writing about Andrew Sullivan’s piece on the pulling of the Southpark ep which lampooned scientology. Somewhere along the line, perhaps with the intention of lampooning it himself, he slips into a discussion of whether Scientology is a “real religion”. It seems to me that this raises a question which is fairly narrowly framed considering how religion could be defined, but then makes a rather tenuous jump to the RWDB favourite, Victoria’s Religious Vilification laws.

I’m counting Ken as an occasional honorary RWDB here, by the way.

This goes to the question of “freedom of speech” generally. On one hand, we have RWDBs lauding TEH WEST as the incarnation of freedom, except when they’re claiming that the evil state is taking away such freedoms (… never shall the ideological invocation of liberalism clash with the political reality, one might speculate). On the other hand, they, and this is where I’m roping Ken in, seem blind to paramaters imposed on what can be said by noisy interest groups or powerful corporate interests.

Which is odd, because, you know, they do seem to believe in mythical PC police, and surely the whole discourse of PC is an example of structural constraints on what can be said in practice?

But, strangely, there’s a huge disparity in the willingness of righties to criticise state-sponsored limitations on speech and their unwillingness to criticise those imposed by markets, conformism, corporatism, and just plain cowardice and cupidity.

NB: For the record, I’m a First Amendment kinda gal and oppose the Religious Vilification laws.

Naked Feminist Knitting Circle VI (by popular request)

By popular request, I decree that it’s once again time for that fine occasional feature - the absolutely lighthearted no stoushing allowed post.

Crony imperialism & the AWB affair

Remember earlier this month when the Cole commission revealed that AWB did a round of Canberra briefings, which included Alexander Downer and DFAT officials, to warn about the findings of the then pending Volcker inquiry? On a memo passed on to Downer and Mark Vaile, Dolly made a handwritten note: “Spoke to them myself: have to take it as it comes but I’m more relaxed than they are”. In case you’re getting confused, this note was made about a year and a half after Dolly had been told that “all contracts being sold to Iraq in this period had kickbacks of between 10 and 19 per cent attached to them”, which he had then found “worries me. How are AWB prices set and who set them? I wanna know about this.”

What had changed in a year and a half? Why had Dolly become so relaxed? Notes released today by Cole from an AWB report-back on the earlier meetings show that the government thought itself “untouchable” over the oil-for-food scandal. AWB’s former managing director Lindberg reportedly said the government “feels untouchable on this because the US Government is not going to criticise the Australian Government.” This ‘with fear and favour’ policy is an extraordinarily partisan way for a government to operate; as if to say that ‘we won’t be touched by the kickbacks to Saddam, because we have a protection racket going whereby we can rely on political kickbacks from the US’. It was Emerson who said that “people seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.” Some time in the future, we can look forward to the release of the official Howardian “enemies list”. In the meantime, be careful what you say on the phone.

Blair’s blather

A lot of things are of historical significance today, it seems. Guy, over at wsacaucus, refers to Tony Blair’s “historic address to a joint sitting of Federal Parliament today”. Blair is no doubt a good orator, and has some charm, but his pseudo-Gladstonian liberal Imperialism falls apart very quickly when examined logically. Andrew Bartlett gets it in one:

“Prime Minister Blair is the last person to be giving anyone advice on what should be done in Iraq,” Senator Bartlett told reporters today.

“His record is appalling and his complete inability to admit he’s made mistakes is rivalled only by our own prime minister’s.

Let’s have a look at Blair’s values shtick.

Mr Blair told MPs and senators who crowded into the House of Representatives that the struggle facing the world today was not just about security.

“[It is also] a struggle about values and about modernity, whether to be at ease with it or enraged at it,” said Mr Blair, the fifth world leader granted the honour of addressing federal parliament.

“And to win this struggle we have to win the battle of values as much as arms.”

The key to deconstructing this high-sounding rhetoric which actually seeks to enshrine realpolitik in morality (Blair’s stock in trade) actually lies in Howard’s response:

“Our two countries have stood together in defence of common values and universal truths and liberties, often at very great cost,” he said.

Precisely - Blair’s values talk begs the question of whether there is just one modernity. And it’s clear that “universal truths and liberties” actually means Western versions thereof. An actual struggle for democracy, as I’ve suggested Amartya Sen argues, would recognise that democracy is neither a gift to be given or a regime to be imposed by the West, but something whose true universality arises in the traditions of public rationality found everywhere in the world.

Blair shouldn’t be ashamed of defending our particularistic interests in the name of security. No amount of noble sounding rhetoric about universalism, values, and modernity will disguise that that’s what he actually bases his decisions on. If he does actually base his decision making on some utopian madness about “spreading freedom and democracy around the world”, rather than Britain’s security interests, he’s as bad as Bush if not worse. Leaders whose ideological dreaming involves war and the deaths of innocent are very dangerous. Let’s not forget Blair’s constant justifications of the Iraq War in terms of his own conscience rather than democratic accountability. We shouldn’t fall for Blair’s rhetoric.

Freud discussion

A somewhat unrelated post has turned into a slightly heated discussion about Freud - the historical value of his theories and his continued relevance. This debate was something that struck me when I moved to the US in high school. Freud was certainly given a lot more prominence over there than he was in Australia at the time and I found it really interesting to see teenagers constantly referring to his theories and how they related to contemporary issues that we were studying at the time.

I thought that since this was an interesting topic that others who didn’t read the original post might want to take part in, I would open up a new thread for just such a purpose. For those that don’t want to trawl back through the thread, here are some highlights (apologies if I have misrepresented anyone by abbreviating their comments - please refer to the originals before making too many assumptions):
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Belated Birthday Post

I’ve been so busy I forgot. LP began its life as a blog on 16 March 2005 with two test posts.

Amartya Sen on democracy - it’s not the West’s possession

I’m looking forward to the publication of Amartya Sen’s new book. Some readers might recall an earlier post based on some of his ideas about multiculturalism and monoculturalism. He makes an excellent point in this opinion piece:

When it is asked whether Western countries can “impose” democracy on the non-Western world, even the language reflects a confusion centering on the idea of “imposition,” since it implies a proprietary belief that democracy “belongs” to the West, taking it to be a quintessentially “Western” idea which has originated and flourished exclusively in the West. This is a thoroughly misleading way of understanding the history and the contemporary prospects of democracy.

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WorkChoices: Left and Right agree

On the first day of WorkChoices, it’s interesting to see the H. R. Nicholls Society condemn the legislation:

This centralisation of power has led to a strange rhetorical alliance. Ray Evans, the president of the conservative H. R. Nicholls Society, said yesterday the Government had created a “Soviet system of command and control”, echoing comments by the ACTU secretary, Greg Combet.

Elsewhere: Tim Dunlop and Alex White note the significance of this day.

Bloggers @ the Ideas Festival

The Brisbane Ideas Festival starts Wednesday night at Southbank. You can read the programme here.

Brisblogger Jo Jacobs is one of the organisers, and John Quiggin and Andrew Leigh will be among the speakers.

I’m sure the whole thing will be excellent, and I’m sure there will be many good things to go to.

New blog: Solidarity

A quick plug for a blog I’ve been helping set up: Solidarity. The name is a bit of a giveaway that it covers industrial relations from a progressive point of view — and with WorkChoices about to kick in (from tomorrow), it’s good timing for the blog’s launch. Larvatus Prodeo readers might be interested in this post, which quotes the lovely Kate. I might pop up there with a guest post from time to time, but in the meanwhile Trevor’s doing a pretty good job.

To Infinity and Beyond

A few years ago a work colleague returned from lunch holding a free promotional disposable razor he had been handed, a four bladed model, to which someone quipped “I’m so out of touch, I haven’t reached three blades and already they are up to four.” The escalation in the number of razor blades, and the adds showing successive blades chopping away more and more hair was always an incredibly cynical pseudo-scientific marketing exercise, so I was amused to see this article in The Economist, where they plot the growth of number of blades in disposable razors.

IT TOOK a leisurely 70 years after King Gillette invented the safety razor for someone to come up with the idea that twin blades might be—or, at least sell—better….Twin blades seemed plausible. Three were a bit unlikely. Four, ridiculous. And five seems beyond the pale. Few people, though, seem willing to bet that Gillette’s five-bladed Fusion is the end of the road for razor-blade escalation.

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