We know that the Antichrist has a false prophet:
“Beware of false prophets who come to you disguised as sheep but underneath are ravenous wolves. You will be able to tell them by their fruits. Can people pick grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles? In the same way, a sound tree produces good fruit but a rotten tree bad fruit. A sound tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor a rotten tree bear good fruit. Any tree that does not produce good fruit is cut down and thrown on the fire. I repeat, you will be able to tell them by their fruits. It is not those that say to me ‘Lord, Lord,’ who will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the person who does the will of my Father in heaven. When that day comes many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, cast out demons in your name, work many miracles in your name?’ Then I shall tell them to their faces: I have never known you; away from me, you evil men!� Mathew 7:15-23

“Remember, I am sending you out like sheep among wolves; so be cunning as serpents and yet harmless as doves.� Matthew 10:16

“You will be hated by all men on account of my name; but the man who stands firm to the end will be saved.� Matthew 10:22

“If they have called the master of the house Beelzebul, what will they not say of his household?� Matthew 10:25

“’If the world hates you, remember that it hated me before you.’� John15:18

Who does the world hate, Yahweh God or the serpent?
No, The serpent was the original Christ, the lamb slain from the foundation of the World. Yahweh God is the Dragon, The Risen Christ is the Antichrist and Paul of tarsus is the False Prophet.

“On these grounds is sentence pronounced: that though the light has come into the world men have shown that they prefer darkness to the light because their deeds were evil.
And indeed, everybody who does wrong hates the light and avoids it, for fear his actions should be exposed; but the man who lives by the truth comes out into the light, so that it may be plainly seen that what he does is done in God� John 3:19-21

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as per the exact words of the bible

And because the war is one of attrition I could not afford to go for this scatter-bomb approach.

So he wanders on.

Probably not even knowing who he is.

Doing things that undoe all my plans….

And drifting in an out of peoples lives like a rider on the rain.

“The later day daughter of Jael did show up at that time, as well. Sayin’.”

“When the Nabites and the Silkwormites and ‘ites of every ity type advance on your cities, do not hold back your hand.”

Scholarly addendum “It is not supposed today that these ‘ites were related in any way. They occupied a roughly approximate geographical position during the bushite era.”

Blessed are those who stoush, for they shall always have the last word.

At least that’s how I remember it.

*turns cheek*

don’t think your little joke about Graeme’s humour was at his expense?

There’s no such thing as comedy without a victim, and I can’t think of a better bloke for it than the Bird.

Why can’t we all get along?

And you don’t think your little joke about Graeme’s humour was at his expense?

He is without guile, Snarkakov. He is sincere.

“Although Graeme, let’s face it, you are much funnier when you’re being serious.”

Most people would agree that’s a simple statement of fact.

“I consider that tantamount to aloofness.”

No, aloofness is me ignoring you instead of goosing you like this.

*exits, whistling “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life”*

They were what is commonly referred to as a quip. Try one yourself some day. It’s not a bad introduction to this little thing we call humour.

Of course when it comes to definitions of quality humour your mileage may vary.

Anyway FaceOff, why don’t you turn the other cheek? Then I’ll turn more of my cheek to work.

Let’s see:
pan = 99
‘el = 333
beat = 101
‘er = 53
bird = 80

total = 666