Archive for October, 2006

Henry Ford and the Great American Horsesh*t Crisis

According to The Age, John Howard told a meeting of government MPs not to be “mesmerisedâ€? by the Stern report. Nationals MP De-Anne Kelly didn’t need the warning – she’s obviously immune to mesmeric influences.

De-Anne had no trouble staying on the PM’s message – more or less – telling reporters that Australia should look to technology, not economics, for solutions to the problems of global warming. And she backs her position up with a well known historical precedent:

“It’s technology that provides an answer for the future, not an economic answer that taxes, slices, dices and removes opportunities for young people.”

At the turn of the century, economists in the United States predicted horse drawn carriages would lead to the country being covered in horse “you-know-what”, she said.

“This was a topic of great debate. They were going to tax horses; they were going to remove horses from the city and, of course, along came Henry Ford,” Ms Kelly said.

So, how about that gold standard?

Harry Enfield shows the dangers to women of having a controversial opinion. Actually having read watched from a sensible distance the infamous Thread of Doom, personally, I think it’s good advice for everyone.

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Move on, nothing to see here…

From today’s Crikey email:

Jesuit Priest Frank Brennan wrote a book a long time ago about Joh’s Queensland called Too Much Order, Too Little Law. Viewers of last night’s 7.30 Report might be forgiven for thinking that not much has changed in the Sunshine State since the Joh era.

The 7.30 Report last night ran a story about what appeared from the CCTV footage to be a very violent arrest of a 65 year old homeless man, Bruce Rowe.

Rowe was arrested in July outside a public toilet in Albert Street, just off the Queen Street Mall in Brisbane’s CBD. He has been convicted of public nuisance offences, despite the fact that the vision shows him being pinned on the ground by officers, while one officer repeatedly drives his knee into Rowe’s leg. A Council employee had complained Rowe, who’d been attending a church meeting, was taking too long to get changed in the toilets.

Rowe had been given a move on direction.

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Where are the Women?

The Age and the Herald Scum are calling today the official start to the Victorian Election Campaign. On the other side of the world however news is reaching us in London of Natasha Stott Despoja’s resignation from politics. Concerned that the female numbers are dwindling, I look to the candidates in the Victorian election hoping to find a considerable rank of women ready to take the challenge and am sorely disappointed.

I continue to be dismayed by the roles that women play in Australian politics. Do we really have to be like Louise Asher to succeed? Don’t be distracted by the Liberal Party’s hard edged, female deputy leader. Behind this token gesture only 4 of the 26 elected Liberals are women with portfolios. In fact only 25 of the 123 Liberal candidates are women.

The Labor party have a few more women in their ranks however if you are lucky enough to find yourself in the front benches, expect your portfolio to revolve around either health or education, as 5 of the 8 elected women currently do.

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Will the Grauniad’s servers cope?

Ricky Gervais is back podcasting for free at the Guardian, for three seasonal specials: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. His initial free podcasts, of material written with The Office cowriter Stephen Marchant, were so successful he was able to take them to a site where he could charge per download, and the free specials are his way of saying thank you to the fans that made that success possible. (And a canny marketing plug for the pay-as-you-play podcasts).

The Halloween special goes up on Oct 31, British time. If by that they mean midnight their time, that will be 12 noon in ESummerT states, and 11am in EStandardT states here in Oz.

If they mean brekky time their time, it won’t be available for download until dindins here. It’s up now. [link]

(And I’m up this early because the cat woke me up by deciding to kill a toy. A squeaky toy. That had to be disciplined all along the hallway.)

If you go down to Myspace today, you’re in for a big surprise

It’s Jessica Simpson, who’s taken to making new, ahem, friends via social networking.

So, you know all those profiles on MySpace that claim to be Jessica Simpson? Well, those are not hers. Oh, Jessica Simpson is on MySpace, but she’s hiding behind a fake profile so she can meet guys online. According to Life Style Extra, Simpson has become addicted to the “social Networking” (read: Dating) site, and goes online every chance she gets.

“A source told Britain’s More magazine: “After she split up with John Mayer, she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She’s totally addicted. Whenever she’s at home, she’s on her laptop.”

Jessica is said to be seduced by the freedom and anonymity internet dating provides.

The source added: “Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who’s interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl.”

Now I’m not sure if it’s really the best thing to lie to prospective love interests online, but somehow, I don’t think the guys will dissapointed when Jessica shows up to the date, rather than some “shy Texan girl.”

On the other hand, the 30 year old stockbroker with a Porsche our starlet has been chatting up might turn out to be a 14 year old junior high kid. I hope she likes him for his personality.

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Piss and wind by old rice and monkey nuts

Old Rice and Monkey Nuts will be going ballistic tomorrow after being done over by Media Watch tonight. He’s already attempted a pre-emptive strike at his blog by attacking the letter of inquisition sent by the program on the question of his denialist stance on climate change and the “facts” he usually brings to the table to support his arguments.

Media Watch, on a green crusade, gave me 10 minutes on Friday to answer two pages of irrelevant quibbles about two of the 10 criticisms I made about Al Gore’s deceitful film on global warming five weeks ago.

I’ve now discovered Media Watch has relented and extended my deadline to 5pm. Two days ago.And to think this program is hailed as a flagship program of ABC television – and the arbiter of good, professional journalism.

I know many of you urged I not bother responding to this absurd show, but I’m afraid I was too angry for good advice, and sent this:

I think he meant too stupid for good advice.

Of course Andrew Bolt is full of piss and wind on this issue, a no nothing bore on the wrong side of history, not to mention scientific fact. He deserved this good public bollocking by Media Watch. My taxpayers dollars were well spent tonight.

Already Bored with Blogging the Victorian Election

A foregone conclusion anyway?

It is according to psephologist Malcolm Mackerras in today’s National People’s Daily: Labor will be returned with a reduced majority in the Legislative Assembly. In the Legislative Council Labor will lose its current majority and the Greens will “break through� into the State Parliament for the first time. So for now, it looks like all the fun in this election is going to be in the Upper House stoush between “Family First� and the Greens.

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Victorian Labor and the Economy

There is an accepted wisdom, following the Cain/Kirner years, that to have a chance in winning elections, the Victorian ALP needs to “manage the economy well”. So fearful is the ALP leadership of being labled as bad economic managers, that they have been willing to make electorally damaging (even disastrous) decisions (such as Scoresby) just to keep the budget in the black.

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The Real Questions of Jonestown

A lot of the argy bargy over Jonestown has been about the issue of Jones’ sexuality. This debate has diverted attention from the more important questions about Jones conduct, influence and accountability in relation to Federal and State politics. Margaret Simons writes in today’s Crikey:

But outing is not by a country mile the most important thing in the book. James Packer is wrong when he says the book lacks substance. David Flint is also wrong, or at least misleadingly selective, when he implies in today’s Australian that the book rests on anonymous sources and is entirely to do with s-xuality.

Masters’s work is clearly based on dozens of interviews with people directly involved in events, and almost every assertion is footnoted. (In a nice twist, one of the sources credited frequently is an earlier interview with Jones by Gerard Henderson – who has been one of Masters’s critics.) Most significant, Masters has had a huge “leakâ€? of Jones’s correspondence with politicians.

So what else is in the book? What should we be debating? Here are a few of the well supported, meticulously researched assertions.

Jones’s intervention was instrumental in getting the NSW Police Commissioner, Peter Ryan, sacked, and blighting the career of Assistant Commissioner Clive Small who was, Masters says, “better at catching crooks� than ingratiating himself with Jones. As a result, the program to tackle serious corruption in the NSW police force was largely derailed, and the mentally unstable Timothy Priest elevated to the status of martyr, hero and authority on policing matters.

Jones took on the role of publicist for the convicted murderer Andrew Kalajzich, forcing two public inquiries into his conviction, at a cost of about $5 million, when there was no evidentiary basis to doubt the conviction. At the time, Jones was using research paid for by Kalajzich, although he denied having discussions with the defence team.

Both political parties in New South Wales have regularly run policy past Jones before adopting it, and his influence has distorted policy and public life on numerous levels.

Jones has been paid, not only to advocate the interests of his commercial sponsors, but also to remain silent on development matters that might otherwise have been justifiably controversial.

Jones’ influence has blighted, and in some cases ended, the careers of many public servants whose advice went against the course he was urging on politicians

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Should the Greens preference the Liberals?

The Greens have threatened to split their preferences and suggest that their supporters vote for either the Liberals, or the ALP, if the Labor Party deals with Family First.

The question is:

Should the Greens indicate a preference to the Liberals if Labor did a deal with Family First, even if it would, as the article suggests, result in a Liberal candidate being elected over a Labor candidate?

Edit: This post inspired by this comment.

Politicans largely not becoming bloggers

In the United States, many candidates have begun to use blogs and online video as a major campaign tool. But the Victorian election has shown remarkably little online activity by the candidates. Each of the major parties has a traditional website – with a neat little video of Bracksy on the ALP site, but few individual candidates put much effort into an online presence Jacinta Allen’s website is typical – a brief introduction, links to media releases and speeches, and that’s about it – and the web design looks very 1999 or so.

In my searching, the only candidate I’ve found who’s tried something beyond that is Liberal candidate for Prahran Clem Newton-Brown, who maintains a blog (not open for comments, however), and has put a “vote for Clem” video on YouTube. And it’s not a bad effort. Newton-Brown’s policy interests appear somewhat unconventional for an aspiring Liberal polly, but public transport, cycling, emasculating VCAT, and cleaning up the Yarra is the kind of thing that will probably go down reasonably well with the doctor’s wives in the inner suburbs.
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Bloggers becoming politicians

Popular blogger and blog commentator Naomi Parry (Larvatus Prodeo, and Polemica in its previous incarnation as Wsacaucus) has been mentioned in today’s Sydney Morning Herald as a possible candidate to replace NSW attorney-general Bob Debus in the state seat of Blue Mountains. The article predicts that Debus will announce his candidacy for the federal seat of Macquarie this afternoon. Macquarie’s boundaries were recently changed in a redistribution and now takes in parts of the seat of Calare, a seat now held by independant Peter Andren.

This is a new phase of politics when bloggers run for or are elected to a parliament.

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Dealing with Family First

The Age reports that Labor could preference Family First, and Mr Lefty is concerned that this confirms that the ALP has embraced the right-wing.

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Prioritising

The Spinrat’s timing seems to be off on this one. Just as he announces a programme to fund school chaplaincy positions , academics from ANU. Latrobe and UWA announce the findings of studies that show:

  • While 2/3 of high school students from privileged backgrounds go on to university, only 1/5 of disadvantaged students do so.
  • Once in university, students from disadvantaged backgrounds do just as well, actually on average better, than their peers from richer and private-schooled backgrounds.
  • The crucial difference in university entry outcomes between these students seems to lie in the last three years of high school education.

These results mean that the nation is missing out on high-ability individuals from disadvantaged backgounds gaining the higher education they need to enter the professions and contribute to closing our national skills shortage.

I don’t see how school chaplains are likely to be the answer to that.