Even if that were true, that would give him one more than a lot of the gender confused, salvering puppies standing in judgement of his personal life here.

Its kind of bizarre, watching some of the emotional train wrecks judging someone else’s personal life or intellectual ability.

He asked me to convey a last message to you all on his behalf. He posted in defence of Mr Warne because “a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta doâ€?.

That was his last message to me too, all those years ago. He said he was defending President John Fitzgerald Kennedy at the time.

He told a later “Mrs Jackson” that he died defending Rod Stewart.

Join the club, Jane honey.

Way to go, Jet.

In his last message by radio to me Jet said he was hit by a high flying Mk7b Koedt-Solanas-Dworkin Femotronics Strapdown Inertial Advanced Monogamous Seeking Homing Air to Air Missile while on patrol. He went down in flames.

Shit, eh? I thought they were still working on that thing.

Now Jane, dear, I know that’s where he said he was. But are you sure?

Oh, pigs arse.

He went quietly, like a real man. He was always the strong silent type. He asked me to convey a last message to you all on his behalf. He posted in defence of Mr Warne because “a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do”.

(Mrs.) Jane Jackson

Just sayin…