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		<title>By: Horde</title>
		<link>http://larvatusprodeo.net/2007/01/12/seriously/comment-page-1/#comment-309202</link>
		<dc:creator>Horde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Response to Sir Henry | 13 January 2007 at 8:56 pm </p>
<p>Thanks for the history lesson.  Agree with you entirely (on the history, that is) but what&#8217;s the point of history apart from learning the lessons from &#8211; you can&#8217;t change it!</p>
<p>No doubt there are huge risks here. But risks properly managed can be turned into opportunities. The bigger the risks, the bigger the opportunities provided the requisite level of competent management is applied.</p>
<p>No doubt that is one of the things that has been missing, to date and we may all very well debate till the cows come home as why this has been the case. Wonder we very well may . . . . </p>
<p>However, like all things in history, these things in the past canâ€™t be changed, no matter how much people want and try to do just that. But people should be able to learn from this history and this is what I think the LtGen is trying to get folks to do. However, he is going to need help and a lot of it from everyone, especially those who created and contributed to creating this mess of the mess that was there before â€¦. and before â€¦. and before!</p>
<p>Knowing full well that the naysayers are going to call this niave but â€¦..</p>
<p>How about getting all those who have the wisdom of having been there before and earned their â€˜elder statesman statusâ€™ in the political cauldrons of their own countries to come together as a non-partisan group to pursue and encourage the implementation of cure to this canker on the face of our world, once and for all. After all, they all got their status (and their elder statesman gold cards) on the back of the hard working masses in their respective countries who, at the end of the day, just want to live their lives in peace, raise the kids and be free of such tyrrany as we are seeing pervading the world today.</p>
<p>Who are these elder statesmen? To name but a few &#8211; Bill Clinton, George Bush Snr, Nelson Mandella, Maggie Thatcher, Paul Keating, Malcolm Fraser (sadly, my memory and my knowledge do not extend to recall the elder statesmen of the countries in the Middle East Region, but all of them too). Now I am not advocating these particular persons are the right ones for the job &#8211; just examples.  In fact the â€˜elder statesmanâ€™ world club should be cherry picked to form the best team for the task.</p>
<p>Sh*t, this could even be called â€˜Elder Statesman Diplomacy Aidâ€™ or â€˜PEACE AIDâ€™.</p>
<p>If the music/entertainment industries can do something like this, why not those whose profession it was to manage such things as international diplomacy and relations in the first place? While the LtGen and his troops are building relationships in Baghdad to engender peace, these folks could be doing the same on behalf of their â€œpeopleâ€? regionally. </p>
<p>Hey, if successful, it might even be worth looking at this as a way to bring the long war to an end.  Clearly those with their hands on the levers today need all the help they can get.  Just, mayhaps, those with the wisdom that comes from being there before may just have learnt something from their experiences and if appropriately empowered/resourced to do so, could put this &#8216;wisdom&#8217; to good use.  Hell, it&#8217;s at least worth some consideration rather than the present propensity to sit on the thistle and howl.</p>
<p>Horde</p>
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		<title>By: Sir Henry Casingbroke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sir Henry Casingbroke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love your work Petraeous... Well you know, what Horde? You are wrong. Petraeus is not on a potential winner. He is on a certain loser. Because it is too late. Why didn&#039;t the US Administration put him in charge instead of the dipstick &quot;speed is everything&quot; Tommy Franks from the  start? And then replaced him with the bureaucratically minded and plain stupid Ricardo Sanchez? 

For an &quot;adult&quot; overview of Franks and Sanchez, read Seymour Hersh&#039;s Chain of Command. 

Thomas E. Ricks in Fiasco gives Petraeus credit for being one of the smarter US generals on the ground in Iraq. Petraeous has a PhD. His doctoral thesis was entitled &quot;The American Military and the Lessons of Vietnam&quot;. 

A counterinsurgency expert who admired the Brit tactics in Malaya, his sensible idea for conducting the war/police action in Iraq was not to aggravate the population mindlessly with the midnight knock while operating high speed patrols out of armed forts. But that is what was done.  

I am surprised that Petraeous even asked for extra troops or took the job. Maybe it&#039;s the career thing. Who knows. 

One soldier who comes out of Fiasco even smarter than Petraeous is a lowly colonel - Col. H.R. McMasters, the commander of 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Tal Afar. He also has a PhD.

He upset the bosses by saying that &quot;more troops could not have helped defeat the insurgency because U.S. forces inevitably create more problems than they solve&quot;. His PhD thesis was, according to Wiki: &quot;on the mistakes of the Vietnam War [and] is detailed in the book Dereliction of Duty... [which] alleges that U.S. military leaders of that era did not fulfill their constitutional duty to adequately challenge Defense Secretary Robert McNamara and President Lyndon Johnson&#039;s deeply flawed military strategy. The book was widely read in Pentagon circles, and was reportedly influential for a number of generals who later criticized Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the Bush Administration&#039;s conduct of the Iraq War.&quot;

So I reckon McMasters ought to know what he is talking about. And I do not think he would have taken on the role now taken by Petraeus. That&#039;s because he knows that Petraeous is on a hiding to nothing. 

Incidentally, what is it with those PhDs? The only military with more PhDs was the SS. I don&#039;t mean to make parallels of course, just sayin...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love your work Petraeous&#8230; Well you know, what Horde? You are wrong. Petraeus is not on a potential winner. He is on a certain loser. Because it is too late. Why didn&#8217;t the US Administration put him in charge instead of the dipstick &#8220;speed is everything&#8221; Tommy Franks from the  start? And then replaced him with the bureaucratically minded and plain stupid Ricardo Sanchez? </p>
<p>For an &#8220;adult&#8221; overview of Franks and Sanchez, read Seymour Hersh&#8217;s Chain of Command. </p>
<p>Thomas E. Ricks in Fiasco gives Petraeus credit for being one of the smarter US generals on the ground in Iraq. Petraeous has a PhD. His doctoral thesis was entitled &#8220;The American Military and the Lessons of Vietnam&#8221;. </p>
<p>A counterinsurgency expert who admired the Brit tactics in Malaya, his sensible idea for conducting the war/police action in Iraq was not to aggravate the population mindlessly with the midnight knock while operating high speed patrols out of armed forts. But that is what was done.  </p>
<p>I am surprised that Petraeous even asked for extra troops or took the job. Maybe it&#8217;s the career thing. Who knows. </p>
<p>One soldier who comes out of Fiasco even smarter than Petraeous is a lowly colonel &#8211; Col. H.R. McMasters, the commander of 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Tal Afar. He also has a PhD.</p>
<p>He upset the bosses by saying that &#8220;more troops could not have helped defeat the insurgency because U.S. forces inevitably create more problems than they solve&#8221;. His PhD thesis was, according to Wiki: &#8220;on the mistakes of the Vietnam War [and] is detailed in the book Dereliction of Duty&#8230; [which] alleges that U.S. military leaders of that era did not fulfill their constitutional duty to adequately challenge Defense Secretary Robert McNamara and President Lyndon Johnson&#8217;s deeply flawed military strategy. The book was widely read in Pentagon circles, and was reportedly influential for a number of generals who later criticized Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the Bush Administration&#8217;s conduct of the Iraq War.&#8221;</p>
<p>So I reckon McMasters ought to know what he is talking about. And I do not think he would have taken on the role now taken by Petraeus. That&#8217;s because he knows that Petraeous is on a hiding to nothing. </p>
<p>Incidentally, what is it with those PhDs? The only military with more PhDs was the SS. I don&#8217;t mean to make parallels of course, just sayin&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Horde</title>
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		<dc:creator>Horde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have followed the work of Lieutenant-General David Petraeus for some years, now, and believe it is on the back of his recommendations and his plans (tactics) that the US Administration are intending to adopt what is being referred to as this surge approach (not his words).

Basically, IMHO, I believe the LtGen is on a potential winner. From what I have been able to glean, his approach which is tactical, not strategic (will get to this later), is a very considered and, might I say, very adult way of dealing with an extremely complex and complicated set of problems brought about, in the main, due to the lack of â€˜adult supervisionâ€™ to date.

However (and, sadly, there is so often an â€˜howeverâ€™ in any such situation), his plans address only about one third of the situation with the political and diplomatic issues which are the main drivers of the problems with which he is being confronted being left flapping in the breeze.

Where are the Coalition Partners on all of this, apart from saying â€˜we will not be sending anymore troops!â€™?

Where are the effected countries in the region on all of this?

Where is the world community on all of this?

Again IMHO, I suggest it is time for some adult supervision (and behaviour) to support that which Lieutenant-General David Petraeus is trying to engender on the ground. Without such support, his plan can only, at best, achieve short term tactical outcomes, not long term strategic gains.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have followed the work of Lieutenant-General David Petraeus for some years, now, and believe it is on the back of his recommendations and his plans (tactics) that the US Administration are intending to adopt what is being referred to as this surge approach (not his words).</p>
<p>Basically, IMHO, I believe the LtGen is on a potential winner. From what I have been able to glean, his approach which is tactical, not strategic (will get to this later), is a very considered and, might I say, very adult way of dealing with an extremely complex and complicated set of problems brought about, in the main, due to the lack of â€˜adult supervisionâ€™ to date.</p>
<p>However (and, sadly, there is so often an â€˜howeverâ€™ in any such situation), his plans address only about one third of the situation with the political and diplomatic issues which are the main drivers of the problems with which he is being confronted being left flapping in the breeze.</p>
<p>Where are the Coalition Partners on all of this, apart from saying â€˜we will not be sending anymore troops!â€™?</p>
<p>Where are the effected countries in the region on all of this?</p>
<p>Where is the world community on all of this?</p>
<p>Again IMHO, I suggest it is time for some adult supervision (and behaviour) to support that which Lieutenant-General David Petraeus is trying to engender on the ground. Without such support, his plan can only, at best, achieve short term tactical outcomes, not long term strategic gains.</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, the Brits had kicked Russia out of that part of the Great Game pre-war, j_p_z. A large motivation behind the US action was to oust the Brits from their oil concessions. Mr Eden was &lt;b&gt;not&lt;/b&gt; happy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, the Brits had kicked Russia out of that part of the Great Game pre-war, j_p_z. A large motivation behind the US action was to oust the Brits from their oil concessions. Mr Eden was <b>not</b> happy.</p>
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		<title>By: j_p_z</title>
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		<dc:creator>j_p_z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Eisenhower had the CIA overthrow the democratically elected Mussagegh government in Iraq in 53 and install the Shah. It was about TEH OIL mainly.&quot;

Not about having a client state in a critical position on the Soviet flank?  Not about preventing Iran, and its resources, from falling into the Soviet orbit?  Don&#039;t know very much about the details of that issue (maybe the right answer to those questions is &#039;No&#039; after all), but a quick look at a map, or a chessboard, makes me say Hmmm...  Somehow, too, given the global politics of the time, I have trouble believing that the democratically elected Mussadegh gov&#039;t woulda stood on its own for long without falling into somebody&#039;s sphere.  Messy things, these cold wars.  Things don&#039;t always go virtuously, simply because of an absence of one party&#039;s vice.  But, hey, ya never know.

Christine Keeler: &quot;The whole point of this fiasco was what happened AFTER the â€˜mission accomplishedâ€™.&quot;

Well, yes, there&#039;s that.  I&#039;m starting to think the phrase &quot;strictly on points&quot; has no meaning as a qualifier in Aussie English.  My bad.  Ah, the vagaries of kulcha...

&quot;(shakes head in weary condescension)&quot;

Ya gotta love weary condescension!  It&#039;s the moral equivalent of comfort food.  Try some today!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Eisenhower had the CIA overthrow the democratically elected Mussagegh government in Iraq in 53 and install the Shah. It was about TEH OIL mainly.&#8221;</p>
<p>Not about having a client state in a critical position on the Soviet flank?  Not about preventing Iran, and its resources, from falling into the Soviet orbit?  Don&#8217;t know very much about the details of that issue (maybe the right answer to those questions is &#8216;No&#8217; after all), but a quick look at a map, or a chessboard, makes me say Hmmm&#8230;  Somehow, too, given the global politics of the time, I have trouble believing that the democratically elected Mussadegh gov&#8217;t woulda stood on its own for long without falling into somebody&#8217;s sphere.  Messy things, these cold wars.  Things don&#8217;t always go virtuously, simply because of an absence of one party&#8217;s vice.  But, hey, ya never know.</p>
<p>Christine Keeler: &#8220;The whole point of this fiasco was what happened AFTER the â€˜mission accomplishedâ€™.&#8221;</p>
<p>Well, yes, there&#8217;s that.  I&#8217;m starting to think the phrase &#8220;strictly on points&#8221; has no meaning as a qualifier in Aussie English.  My bad.  Ah, the vagaries of kulcha&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;(shakes head in weary condescension)&#8221;</p>
<p>Ya gotta love weary condescension!  It&#8217;s the moral equivalent of comfort food.  Try some today!</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To answer Mug Punter&#039;s question, Eisenhower had the CIA overthrow the democratically elected Mussagegh government in Iraq in 53 and install the Shah. It was about TEH OIL mainly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To answer Mug Punter&#8217;s question, Eisenhower had the CIA overthrow the democratically elected Mussagegh government in Iraq in 53 and install the Shah. It was about TEH OIL mainly.</p>
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		<title>By: Sir Henry Casingbroke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sir Henry Casingbroke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Denmore, you are so right, I could not have expressed it better myself!</p>
<p>Mr Paulus. As the events are unfolding, it seems the US is not planning a frontal assault but as we say in rugger, going the niggle.</p>
<p>As far as â€œkitâ€? goes, Iran possesses a serious conventional military threat but not a nuclear one. Itâ€™s main threat lies in quite a range of locally made missiles, some of the older and smaller of which have found themselves in the hands of the Hizbâ€™Allah.</p>
<p>In the 1980s war with Iraq, Iran imported from N Korea about a hundred Scud-b and then lined up for some 500 scud c missiles.</p>
<p>Neither scud b nor c would reach Israel so after greasing extensively the Dear Leaderâ€™s palm they bought Korean No Dong (a ballistic missile developed by the North Koreans with Soviet technical participation along with Chinese help and Iranian money). This eventually developed into the Iranian made series of Shahab missiles.</p>
<p>The current Shahab 3 and the yet to be deployed Shahab 4 missile can just reach Israel. The versions Iranians are working on now can easily reach not just Israel but Europe: the Shahab 5 or 6 (IRSL-X-4 ) has a Russian engine but the Russians wonâ€™t hand over the blueprints of it. It can carry a 750kg warhead. I think this is the â€œkitâ€? that worries Israel and the US the most. I do not think the patriots would worry these babies with their fancy triconic warhead design.</p>
<p>Again, Iâ€™m hearing â€œregime change&#8221;. The theory is that dealing with Iran would fix Iraq. Sounds like trying to punt your way out of trouble. Haigâ€™s rationale for the Somme comes to mind.</p>
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		<title>By: wpd</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Spot on Christine.  If only Bush would &#039;give up&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spot on Christine.  If only Bush would &#8216;give up&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Christine Keeler</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christine Keeler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Strictly on points, it WAS an incredible military victory (well, not literally â€˜incredible,â€™ more like â€˜predictable but still impressiveâ€™.) I mean, really. The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years.&quot;

Oh j_p_z, j_p_z, j_p_z (shakes head in weary condescension) . The whole point of this fiasco was what happened AFTER the &#039;mission accomplished&#039;. I give up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Strictly on points, it WAS an incredible military victory (well, not literally â€˜incredible,â€™ more like â€˜predictable but still impressiveâ€™.) I mean, really. The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh j_p_z, j_p_z, j_p_z (shakes head in weary condescension) . The whole point of this fiasco was what happened AFTER the &#8216;mission accomplished&#8217;. I give up.</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paulus, LP is not a monolith, let alone the borg, we do not speak with one voice, these are my views. And anyway, where exactly have I made those comments?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paulus, LP is not a monolith, let alone the borg, we do not speak with one voice, these are my views. And anyway, where exactly have I made those comments?</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Denmore</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on. Any journalist with any experience knows that Greg Sheridan is a totally compromised tool of US foreign policy and Rupert Murdoch&#039;s commercial interests. His every utterance is an apology for neo-conservative interests. That he has been able to get away with printing this nonsensical PR bilge for so long is the great wonder. No-one with any professionalism in the media takes him seriously. He is a hack, a whore, a has-been, an excuse for a journalist. He would not be there without his paymaster.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on. Any journalist with any experience knows that Greg Sheridan is a totally compromised tool of US foreign policy and Rupert Murdoch&#8217;s commercial interests. His every utterance is an apology for neo-conservative interests. That he has been able to get away with printing this nonsensical PR bilge for so long is the great wonder. No-one with any professionalism in the media takes him seriously. He is a hack, a whore, a has-been, an excuse for a journalist. He would not be there without his paymaster.</p>
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		<title>By: j_p_z</title>
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		<dc:creator>j_p_z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Phil:  &quot;And we all know about nukes matey, but any reasonable assessment tells us that the tech to do the business is a long way away.&quot;

&#039;A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single something-or-other.&#039;
-- Rodney Dangerfield, or maybe Lao-tse, I can never tell them apart 

&quot;It is a manufactured issue to suit current circumstances, just like WMD. Remember them?&quot;

Yep, I remember them.  And my bet is that some colonel in a basement in Syria is resting his brandy snifter on a crate full of them right about now.  But that&#039;s neither here nor there, since it would lead me to a bogus defense of things that I&#039;m not really rarin&#039; to defend anyway.

&quot;youâ€™re the one who claimed an incredible victory, how is that serious? You want distinction? Well you canâ€™t just claim the first shot as victory... everyone knows it ainâ€™t over till the last helicopters leave the embassy.&quot;

Och, semantics.  None of this is really quite what I was saying at all, but it&#039;s not a terribly earth-shaking matter.  I suspect this is one ball of yarn that&#039;s not worth either of us sending forth our kitty to scratch at.  But still, all this talk about &#039;victory&#039; and &#039;it ain&#039;t over til...&#039; does remind me of a good old joke...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Define your terms.

To wit: &#039;It ain&#039;t over til the last helicopters leave the embassy.&#039;

Actually, though, it ain&#039;t even over then, is it?  You guys need to learn to keep your eye on the ball.  In fact, it&#039;s finally &#039;over&#039; when your sworn enemies, who have long tried to globally outflank you and have repeatedly proclaimed your imminent demise, have in fact gone belly-up themselves, and your former adversaries are now falling all over themselves to sell you low-grade manufactured goods, high-grade catfish (so I&#039;m told), and inferior-quality coffee beans.

Trade deficit with Japan: sign of victory, I&#039;d say.
Trade deficit with China: victory over Communism in Asia.
Trade deficit with Vietnam: (giggles)

When (or really, if) they&#039;re ever finally busy in Iraq making Nokias, voting, and day-trading instead of shooting each other, you and I can relax and have a cocktail together, and hopefully we&#039;ll get to talk about art or bicycles or something we find interesting and not worrisome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phil:  &#8220;And we all know about nukes matey, but any reasonable assessment tells us that the tech to do the business is a long way away.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8216;A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single something-or-other.&#8217;<br />
&#8211; Rodney Dangerfield, or maybe Lao-tse, I can never tell them apart </p>
<p>&#8220;It is a manufactured issue to suit current circumstances, just like WMD. Remember them?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yep, I remember them.  And my bet is that some colonel in a basement in Syria is resting his brandy snifter on a crate full of them right about now.  But that&#8217;s neither here nor there, since it would lead me to a bogus defense of things that I&#8217;m not really rarin&#8217; to defend anyway.</p>
<p>&#8220;youâ€™re the one who claimed an incredible victory, how is that serious? You want distinction? Well you canâ€™t just claim the first shot as victory&#8230; everyone knows it ainâ€™t over till the last helicopters leave the embassy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Och, semantics.  None of this is really quite what I was saying at all, but it&#8217;s not a terribly earth-shaking matter.  I suspect this is one ball of yarn that&#8217;s not worth either of us sending forth our kitty to scratch at.  But still, all this talk about &#8216;victory&#8217; and &#8216;it ain&#8217;t over til&#8230;&#8217; does remind me of a good old joke&#8230;</p>
<p>Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />
A: Define your terms.</p>
<p>To wit: &#8216;It ain&#8217;t over til the last helicopters leave the embassy.&#8217;</p>
<p>Actually, though, it ain&#8217;t even over then, is it?  You guys need to learn to keep your eye on the ball.  In fact, it&#8217;s finally &#8216;over&#8217; when your sworn enemies, who have long tried to globally outflank you and have repeatedly proclaimed your imminent demise, have in fact gone belly-up themselves, and your former adversaries are now falling all over themselves to sell you low-grade manufactured goods, high-grade catfish (so I&#8217;m told), and inferior-quality coffee beans.</p>
<p>Trade deficit with Japan: sign of victory, I&#8217;d say.<br />
Trade deficit with China: victory over Communism in Asia.<br />
Trade deficit with Vietnam: (giggles)</p>
<p>When (or really, if) they&#8217;re ever finally busy in Iraq making Nokias, voting, and day-trading instead of shooting each other, you and I can relax and have a cocktail together, and hopefully we&#8217;ll get to talk about art or bicycles or something we find interesting and not worrisome.</p>
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		<title>By: Paulus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years ...
Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses.&quot;

Discussion of a possible American attack on Iran has arisen before at LP, and I have been assured that:

a) Iran possesses no serious military threat to anyone; and

b) Iran has loads of excellent Russian kit which would swat the USAF out of the sky, and then take out US carriers and anything else they felt like sinking in the Gulf. And then the Iranian army would swarm across the border and deal a defeat to US ground forces.

Umm, which is true?

Incidentally, the mention of Patriots in Bush&#039;s speech could simply foreshadow their deployment to Israel as part of an effort to persuade Israel not to strike Iran.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years &#8230;<br />
Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses.&#8221;</p>
<p>Discussion of a possible American attack on Iran has arisen before at LP, and I have been assured that:</p>
<p>a) Iran possesses no serious military threat to anyone; and</p>
<p>b) Iran has loads of excellent Russian kit which would swat the USAF out of the sky, and then take out US carriers and anything else they felt like sinking in the Gulf. And then the Iranian army would swarm across the border and deal a defeat to US ground forces.</p>
<p>Umm, which is true?</p>
<p>Incidentally, the mention of Patriots in Bush&#8217;s speech could simply foreshadow their deployment to Israel as part of an effort to persuade Israel not to strike Iran.</p>
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		<title>By: Sir Henry Casingbroke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sir Henry Casingbroke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Israelis are not so much &quot;dumb&quot; as unwilling to take the chance of Iran nuking them. And that is why they would definitely undertake a first strike well before iranians have anything remotely like a N weapon. Their intelligence is second to none albeit the Iranian facilities are well dispersed. 

It is unlikely however that Iran has nucelar weapons AT THIS POINT IN TIME or that it has the SS rockets weaponised. There have been problems with obtaining enough fissile U235 in that they haven&#039;t had sufficient time to cascade sufficient number of centrifuges that could concentrate the 20kg of material needed for one Hiroshima sized device.  

The Israelis would know this. But then they don&#039;t want the Iranians to even to get to first base, as I said. 

The Americans are desperate to prevent the Israelis from launching an airstrike and this is behind their sabre rattling. it is unlikely that the US would launch a strike themselves but they need causus belli just in case. My contention is that they need a trigger or two up their sleeve.

This is going to be a major issue in the near future, no matter what happens in Iraq that in hindsight will be seen as a mere sideshow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Israelis are not so much &#8220;dumb&#8221; as unwilling to take the chance of Iran nuking them. And that is why they would definitely undertake a first strike well before iranians have anything remotely like a N weapon. Their intelligence is second to none albeit the Iranian facilities are well dispersed. </p>
<p>It is unlikely however that Iran has nucelar weapons AT THIS POINT IN TIME or that it has the SS rockets weaponised. There have been problems with obtaining enough fissile U235 in that they haven&#8217;t had sufficient time to cascade sufficient number of centrifuges that could concentrate the 20kg of material needed for one Hiroshima sized device.  </p>
<p>The Israelis would know this. But then they don&#8217;t want the Iranians to even to get to first base, as I said. </p>
<p>The Americans are desperate to prevent the Israelis from launching an airstrike and this is behind their sabre rattling. it is unlikely that the US would launch a strike themselves but they need causus belli just in case. My contention is that they need a trigger or two up their sleeve.</p>
<p>This is going to be a major issue in the near future, no matter what happens in Iraq that in hindsight will be seen as a mere sideshow.</p>
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		<title>By: Mug Punter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mug Punter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone told me that a post WWII UK government  destabilised the government of Iran so that the &lt;strike&gt;oil companies could have unfettered access to oil&lt;/strike&gt; Shah of Iran could take power. 

Another person told me that the US supported this despotic Shah of Iran to the extent that a resistent space was created that eventually led to Khomenie and the current islamist regime.

Is this true?

History can&#039;t repeat itself! Surely not?

Did the UK, US and various oil company &#039;policies&#039; way back when actually lead to the US&#039;s current problems with such troublesome priests?

Crikey!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone told me that a post WWII UK government  destabilised the government of Iran so that the <strike>oil companies could have unfettered access to oil</strike> Shah of Iran could take power. </p>
<p>Another person told me that the US supported this despotic Shah of Iran to the extent that a resistent space was created that eventually led to Khomenie and the current islamist regime.</p>
<p>Is this true?</p>
<p>History can&#8217;t repeat itself! Surely not?</p>
<p>Did the UK, US and various oil company &#8216;policies&#8217; way back when actually lead to the US&#8217;s current problems with such troublesome priests?</p>
<p>Crikey!</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, you&#039;re the one who claimed an incredible victory, how is that serious? You want distinction? Well you can&#039;t just claim the first shot as victory and land your jet on the aircraft carrier to the cheering and adulation of the usual suspects, everyone knows it ain&#039;t over till the last helicopters leave the embassy.

And we all know about nukes matey, but any reasonable assessment tells us that the tech to do the business is a long way away. It is a manufactured issue to suit current circumstances, just like WMD. Remember them?

&lt;blockquote&gt;Do you really think that with all that noodling on the international stage as a precedent, such an enormous undertaking would come as a bolt from the blue&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You can see the build up JPZ, this is not out of the blue, remember &quot;axis of evil&quot; and let&#039;s not mention two carrier groups, patriots, nuke subs etc...........actually, the bolt from the blue moment passed when the PNAC guys published their project papers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, you&#8217;re the one who claimed an incredible victory, how is that serious? You want distinction? Well you can&#8217;t just claim the first shot as victory and land your jet on the aircraft carrier to the cheering and adulation of the usual suspects, everyone knows it ain&#8217;t over till the last helicopters leave the embassy.</p>
<p>And we all know about nukes matey, but any reasonable assessment tells us that the tech to do the business is a long way away. It is a manufactured issue to suit current circumstances, just like WMD. Remember them?</p>
<blockquote><p>Do you really think that with all that noodling on the international stage as a precedent, such an enormous undertaking would come as a bolt from the blue</p></blockquote>
<p>You can see the build up JPZ, this is not out of the blue, remember &#8220;axis of evil&#8221; and let&#8217;s not mention two carrier groups, patriots, nuke subs etc&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..actually, the bolt from the blue moment passed when the PNAC guys published their project papers.</p>
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		<title>By: j_p_z</title>
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		<dc:creator>j_p_z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses.&quot;

Oh, for pete&#039;s sake, Phil, no one&#039;s terribly concerned about the &#039;military threat level&#039; of Iran as such; it&#039;s nukes in the hands of an unschooled and potentially unpredictable player with a lot of kooky grudges in a volatile region, that has people concerned.

With sharp distinction-making like that on yr side, whether you&#039;re impressed or unimpressed, small wonder if nobody takes you very seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, for pete&#8217;s sake, Phil, no one&#8217;s terribly concerned about the &#8216;military threat level&#8217; of Iran as such; it&#8217;s nukes in the hands of an unschooled and potentially unpredictable player with a lot of kooky grudges in a volatile region, that has people concerned.</p>
<p>With sharp distinction-making like that on yr side, whether you&#8217;re impressed or unimpressed, small wonder if nobody takes you very seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years..&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses. 

Yep, it was a predictable march into Baghdad JPZ, fighting a dads army softened up after 12 years of sanctions. 

But it was really only the first battle......they defeated an army that was largely not there and are now losing the subsequent streetfight that really matters.

I&#039;m impressed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years..</p></blockquote>
<p>Indicating the military threat level Iran really possesses. </p>
<p>Yep, it was a predictable march into Baghdad JPZ, fighting a dads army softened up after 12 years of sanctions. </p>
<p>But it was really only the first battle&#8230;&#8230;they defeated an army that was largely not there and are now losing the subsequent streetfight that really matters.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m impressed.</p>
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		<title>By: j_p_z</title>
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		<dc:creator>j_p_z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FDB: &#8220;Yeah, Rummy was really holding back the lunacy.  â€œFinally, olâ€™ stick-in-the-mud Donâ€™s gone &#8211; now letâ€™s really fuck shit up!â€?&#8221;</p>
<p>Come on, be fair.  In the cold light of things, the &#8216;lunacy&#8217; is being caused by the Iraqis themselves, not the Americans, on an all-but-wholesale basis.  There&#8217;s plenty to criticize, not the least of it being the decision to uncork this particular bottle of poison in the first place, but let&#8217;s at least be accurate when we point those fingers.</p>
<p>As for all this hand-wringing about a sudden secret strike on Iran, how quickly we forget the long, ponderous drumroll that led to even the Iraq business: the endless negotiating, maneuvering, the warnings and UN diddling and so forth.  Do you really think that with all that noodling on the international stage as a precedent, such an enormous undertaking would come as a bolt from the blue, with the suddenness of, oh, say, f&#8217;rinstance, an Islamist-hijacked jetliner murdering folks?</p>
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		<title>By: j_p_z</title>
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		<dc:creator>j_p_z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>â€œThe US military raided the Iranian consulate in Northern Iraq today.â€?</p>
<p>Dear me.  Imagine the outrage amongst the Iranians &#8212; &#8220;But, but, but&#8230; our consulate!  It is inviolate diplomatic ground!  The cheek of it!&#8221;</p>
<p>I was under the impression that Patriot missiles were blundering, inaccurate and not very worrisome; the most impressive thing about them is their name.  I don&#8217;t think any of this indicates a coming attack on Iran; isn&#8217;t it a lot more likely that it&#8217;s just to put pressure on them to dial down their interference in Iraq?</p>
<p>&#8220;This incredible military victory vindicates not only George W. Bush, Tony Blair and John Howard&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Strictly on points, it WAS an incredible military victory (well, not literally &#8216;incredible,&#8217; more like &#8216;predictable but still impressive&#8217;.)  I mean, really.  The Coalition did in about 2 weeks what the Iranian Army could not do in a blood-soaked 8 years.  Sorry, but that&#8217;s pretty impressive in my book.  It&#8217;s the aftermath that was and is the fuck-up.</p>
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