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  1. Mark

    Dr Mirko Bagaric

    Isn’t Mirko a Prof any more?

  2. Anna Winter

    Bentham 101: he didn’t say that rights were “nonsense on stilts”, he said that the term “[n]atural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense,–nonsense upon stilts.”

    It would be nice if the good doctor could use Bentham’s quotes appropriately. He argued that rights can only exist where they can be enforced by the State, and they should only be enforced when it’s in the general interest.

    Bentham may agree with Bagaric on this issue (although I very much doubt it), but he would at least have acknowledged that this is a rule of law issue, not a “natural rights” issue, hence not relevant to his over/mis-used quote about stilts.

  3. Christine Keeler

    We don’t need a bill of rights, just a government that understands some fundamentals about the human condition.

    Great post Gummo, and I expect nothing less from a Stakhanovite such as yourself, but I think you’re being too harsh. Maybe Mirko’s correct. Perhaps we should be ruled by a party of philosopher kings with kickarse election slogans like “John Howard: Understanding the Human Condition”

    Sure, I’m probably more of a Rights of Man person myself. But I’m guessing that next to a heavyweight like Mirko, the opinion of amateurs like Tom Paine just don’t matter.

  4. Mark

    Speaking of philosopher kings, where does Dr McConvill stand on this one?

  5. Mark

    Ps – nice post, Gummo.

    Since I’m too lazy to follow the link, how exactly is it impossible for a parliament to legislate for human rights and do something about water? Are they either/ors? Do we have to choose?

  6. Christine Keeler

    It would be nice if the good doctor could use Bentham’s quotes appropriately. He argued that rights can only exist where they can be enforced by the State, and they should only be enforced when it’s in the general interest.

    Well there you go again Anna, with all the nitpicking and the education and the lattes and the cardonnay. Mirko knows what Bentham meant.

    Besides, he’s dead. There’s no copyright. It’s open slather.

  7. professor rat

    Shame this filthy loudmouthed ex-cop made his pro-torture spiel just before they beefed up the sedition act. FROM…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_sedition_law

    Seditious Intention

    Section 24 defined a seditious intention as [a]n intention to effect any of the following purposes:(snip)
    (g) to promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different classes of Her Majesty’s subjects so as to endanger the peace, order or good government of the Commonwealth;

    Maybe as the pro-torture speech by Mirko is online he could still be held liable?

    IANAL but this flaming arsehole is sure endangering MY peace and good order.

  8. Nabakov

    Frankly Gummo, you’ve blown it here.

    Jeremy B’s “Auto-Icon” was always intended for public display at University College London and not just in the common room.

    A mate who’s seen him on display said he was a short little bugger but still looked quite chipper considering the circumstances.

    And sadly there’s no truth to the rumour they’d wheel him for College Council meetings and mark him in the minutes as “present but did not vote.” If only the same could be said of Mirko the Merciless.

  9. Kim

    I’ve been told, though, that he is taken out for dinner at high table once a year. Unfortunately, when I was over there a few years ago, he was closed for renovations.

  10. Nabakov

    “he is taken out for dinner at high table once a year.”

    And traditionally stuck with the wine bill.

  11. Kim

    Smart wallahs, those dons!

  12. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    Mirko first came to my notice last year as an advocate for torture. I thought that was a one-off. Thus a nomination for Dr Oskar Dirlewanger ( link ) Special Service Award for Mirko – open only to PhD who have distinguisdhed themselves in the field of human rights).

  13. Cristy

    Since I’m too lazy to follow the link, how exactly is it impossible for a parliament to legislate for human rights and do something about water? Are they either/ors? Do we have to choose?

    Clearly not, since the South African government put the right to water into their Constitution and have been forced to frame their water policy to reflect this right (well, should be doing that at least… but that is a longer story).

  14. Bill Posters

    Isn’t Mirko a Prof any more?

    He still has a staff page at Deakin that styles him professor.

    As well as a “Part-time member, Refugee Review Tribunal and Migration Review Tribunal”.

    Apparently his interests include “Practial Moral Philosophy”.

    Page claims he got his academic qualifications at Monash, even though all other evidence points to the likely source being the back of a Wheaties packet.

  15. timboy

    Hmmm

    practical moral theory

    sounds like ‘practical’ reconciliation, or climate change ‘realism’

    He has made a career out of making rational justifications for immorality.

  16. Bill Posters

    timboy, it’s “practial”, not “practical”. Get it right or he’ll write a blistering op-ed denouncing you.

  17. Enemy Combatant

    This is all well and good, Gummo, but who amongst us is going to nominate Mr. Mirko for the Alberto Gonzales Prize for “Facilitating Communications with Incarcerees”?

    And surely it’s time for Amnesty International to INSIST that Mirko Bargaric sports a large lapel badge with burning candle encircled by barbed wire, like that other prominent Humanitarian, Phil Ruddock.

    And my spies tell me that “24″ is in the market for new script writers with that that extra little twist. Maybe Mirko’s their man.

  18. Ken Parish
  19. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    Dr Mirko sez:

    The belief that torture is always wrong is, however, misguided and symptomatic of the alarmist and reflexive responses typically emanating from social commentators.

    “Social commentators” means flithy anarchist vermin like YOU Enemy Combatant, and you, the person masquerading as an English callgirl of 1963, and you, Nabakov. And we know where you live. And under a spot of bastinado we’ll tell Dr Mirko, no worries.

  20. Jim

    What about if the Americans played by the rules of the game as set out by terrorist?
    Film Hicks getting a bullet in the head and then post it on the internet?

  21. Enemy Combatant

    “What about if the Americans played by the rules of the game as set out by terrorist?”

    Absolutely, Jimbo, like Americans playing by the “rules” of the game as played in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib and Haditha. Btw, which particular terrorist(sic) did you have in mind, sunshine?

    Ta muchly, Sir H. I love it when you talk dirty, although I can’t speak for Miss Keeler or Mr. Vladimir.

  22. Christine Keeler

    the person masquerading as an English callgirl of 1963

    Listen Sir Henry, I’d be a bit careful with the stentorian pronouncements from that high moral ground if I were you.

    I keep meticulous diaries recording names, dates, places, and amounts. It would be a shame to see the reputations of some people masquerading as upstanding bloggers traduced if that information ever got out.

  23. Fiasco da Gama

    Well it ain’t Hicks, but Jim, you asked for it.

    Smoke ‘em

    Not exactly Henry V either.

  24. Bill Posters

    The only problem I have with Ken Parish’s response is that it treats Bagaric’s “ideas” with a degree of seriousness to which they are not entitled.

    The man is a sociopathic lunatic, an all-round bad person, and we aren’t required to take his shit-flinging seriously.

  25. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    I am very very sorry for speaking in that insolent tone of voice, Miss Keeler. Oh oh, I spilled the ink! Now I’ve done it. I suppose I’ll have to be punished now?

  26. Nabakov

    Why are you lumping me in with ladies of easy virtue and non-PoW PoWs Sir Hank?

    I’ve never expressed an objection to torture. In fact I rather enjoy it, especially when whiling away an odd hour here and then with an Iron Maiden and a hapless commercial TV programmer.

  27. Enemy Combatant

    (Voice of Mr. Guppy from recent Bleak House on ABC telly).

    ‘Ere, make sure you get the foldin’ first, Miss Keeler. Sir ‘Enry woulndn’t be the the first toff in christendom to welsh on a right floggin’, now would ‘e?
    No cash, no lash. The old boy’s got form, ya know, Miss.

  28. jim

    Thanks Fiasco. That made my day.

    As for the rules…….abu ghraib and gitmo is child’s play compared to what they are prepared to do. Even there, the terrorist still get three squares a day and a roof over their head.

    And I bet by now, the Queensland Government has arranged for a social worker to attend three days a week….

  29. Christine Keeler

    That’s OK Sir Henry. The usual then?

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