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63 responses to “Bitch, PhD and Suicide Girls – what happens to writers when they move to Grub Street”

  1. MH

    Great great post, with ane excellent conclusion. canuckdoc’s comments are also very right on.

  2. Nabakov

    Judging from the lack of para breaks, I’d say you were in a definite moody mood tonight Cap’n Kim.

    But I take your overall point. Whether it’s Ann Coulter, Germaine Greer, the Suicide Girls or the DAR, they should have every right to advance their views without regard to feeling exploited or dissed because of their sex or perceived sexuality. And if leveraging your sex to maximise the impact of your socio-sexual-political views (and to turn a good buck as well) is not on, then I suggest John Wayne shouldn’t have camped it up so much in “The Green Berets. (Just first saw it the other day. Ineffably awful. The Devil does have all the best music.)

    And point three: um…I didn’t really even have a point one. (move to trash?)

    Look, we won’t achieve true sexual balance until there’s as many women as well as men promoted well above their competence

    “But when was life ever meant to be easy for adults?”

    Oh yes, and yes, any intelligent consenting human with a sense of humour is always making up it up as we go along. Not always easy but sometimes a lotta fun and occasionally surprisingly productive.

  3. Nabakov

    And not exactly derailing the thread here but maybe suggesting alternative switchings.

    John Wayne was bloody brillant in “Red River”, walking like a dancer through a barely veiled story of men drawn together and then punching eachother apart. Kinda like Brokeback Mountain but with real guns, steers and horses instead of pickups, sheep and corner stores.

    When it comes to framing a political point, bisexual gothic chicks are quite one thing, iconically clad faux cowboys like Wayne and Clift are quite another, aren’t they?

    And don’t me get started on how crap Rooster Cogburn was compared to True Grit. And neither was a patch on “Unforgiven”.

    Sex, violence, moody rooms, revenge and a bit of leg. Hard to argue with that platform.

  4. Nabakov

    Just to clarify my two previous comments, it’s well after midnight, I’m drunk and listening to Throbbing Gristle’s 20 Jazz Funk Greats and the Best of Bobbie Gentry – almost at the same time.

    But in the morning I’ll be sober.

    And the comments will still be there.

  5. derrida derider

    I dunno about Michelle Malkin, but Ann Coulter’s appearance is fair game because it’s what she’s used to sell herself to adolescent warbloggers. Does anyone think her insensate ravings would sell a single book if she wasn’t a leggy blonde in a short black dress with a sultry voice?

    Live by the sword, die by the sword.

  6. The Devil Drink

    Tight work, Nabakov, and you’re right about the music, I do have all the best, and I’ve never insisted on DRM. And you’ve neglected the best Western ever filmed: Cat Ballou.
    Kim, well said. Of course it’s impossible to get free from objectification in the temporal world—that’s the whole idea of it. Sounds like the battles you’re describing are really just what I call ‘long spoon’ contests, in which people try and make out that the meals and deals with the Devil they’ve eaten and made are less compromising than those of others.
    Of course the hidden little factor that doesn’t seem to be acknowledged about writing and the relative ‘evil’ of porno is pseudonymity and clandestine authorship. I mean, who really writes those letters that start with “I never thought it would happen to me…”? Is that her real name or just a stage persona? Or more seriously, take the vicious ‘unmasking’ of Nikki Gemmell, the anonymous author of the Bride Stripped Bare, whose deal was done to try and maintain literary integrity while writing high-class smut. The whole scandal was centred around the shocking idea that nice girls were doing it too (which I could have told anyone).
    Be realistic, people. You’re all imperfect and you all make the same pact. On the upside, you’re getting good value.

  7. tigtog

    Wow, Kim: you’ve packed a lot in there!

    1) Bloggers are writers. A paycheck for writing would be a huge temptation for most of us. Is accepting the paycheck always “selling out”? I agree that there’s no blanket rule.

    2) The feminist “sex wars”/”porn wars” can certainly be a real distraction from more urgent issues of social justice, given that one accepts the distinction between important and urgent. I don’t think there’s any simple answers here either.

    3) Communities, not slogans (that can be our slogan).

  8. tigtog

    derrida derider, is it not possible to criticise Coulter’s pandering of her sexuality to her audience without diving into misogyny and transphobia?

    Obviously she plays on her legs and hair in a caricature of Barbie as FoxTV Pundit: obviously it’s calculated and effective for her in gaining and maintaining her audience. I think pointing out how cynical this is is “fair game”. I don’t think this should mean that it’s “fair game” for the standard ploy of attacking the masculinity of her male fans by implying that the woman they admire is not at all attractive, or is indeed not even a real woman.

    Attacking a man’s masculinity by deriding the fuckability of the women he admires is classic homosocial shaming, implying that the man isn’t good enough to aspire to properly fuckable women, and it uses misogyny as its tool. Forgive me if I’m not cheering on the misogyny fan squad.

  9. David Jackmanson

    I disagree, derrida derider.

    No matter how Coulter may exploit her own looks, to attack her makes it harder for women considered less attractive than her to find their own public voices.

    That’s bad for all progressive thought, and good for reactionaries.

  10. Pavlov's Cat

    Re Tigtog’s (1) above (9.47 am): I made a living as a freelance writer for nearly seven years before I took up blogging (and moonlighted — moonlit? — for fifteen before that), so I’m finding this discussion quite strange — although, as most of what I do is in the nasty elitist arty-farty bullshit [insert endless string of RWDB rationalist clichés here] area of the literary, it’s not the kind of directly politicised commentary that Kim is mainly talking about.

    But it’s still an odd new mutation of a very old assumption, this notion that unpaid writing is somehow superior to paid, and that paid is always somehow compromised or worse. So it’s good to see Kim unpacking it here in fine style.

    At the heart of it is Kim’s suggestion that

    I think a lot of them [the accusations of sell-outery] arise anyway only because of the romantic notion that writing is somehow somehow an ethereal and reified sphere, separate from grubby commerce.

    – which of course also used to apply before blogging was invented, but back then it referred to the writing one did for Lerve and Art, also regarded as somehow far more ethically and aesthetically pure than one’s day job. But — to take an example from Nabs’s nostalgia soundtrack — does the fact that Bobbie Gentry made a fortune out of Ode to Billy Joe make ‘another sleepy, dusty Delta day’ any less of a classic line?

    And yet people are still always asking me meaningfully ‘And what about your own writing?’, as though (a) the daily-bread work were someone else’s writing, and (b) the unpaid ‘own writing’ were far more important and superior, presumably because of its pure and untainted expressions of some essential(ist) selfhood. It’s a hangover from capital-R Romanticism, whose linchpin is the idea of the Artist and his (‘his’, naturally) purity of personality and soul.

    All of which should be vigorously contested in these postmodern, post-Freudian and postfeminist times but somehow, weirdly, clings grimly on. (Where is Glen when you need him to do a super rant about this subjectivity stuff?)

    This is where the notion of a writing/thinking community becomes useful: instead of sitting at home in splendid isolation, writers both paid and unpaid who really care about getting their ideas sorted out and refined, and their knowledge continually improved, can come to an online community to do it. It’s like the difference between the only child who never had the opportunity to learn in-house how to coexist with other people, and the kid from a big family who has had all sharp corners and rough edges removed in short order by the jostling siblings in the process of growing up.

  11. j_p_z

    DD: “…you’ve neglected the best Western ever filmed: Cat Ballou.”

    What?! No ‘Johnny Guitar’?!! Ye’ve all gone mad, sez I.

    This is an interesting, complex post, in which I find as much to question as to applaud, but time being what it is, I’ll content myself with just these leettle tidbits for the moment…

    “they never made me apologise for my work. Good Marxist analyses they had.”

    Huh. ‘Good’ ‘Marxist’ ‘analyses.’ As Theseus once said in another comedy: That is hot ice and marvelous strange snow.’

    “using a class-based analysis, and theory of performance as subversion and a form of political agency.”

    Why the endless love affair with subversion as a value for-its-own-sake? I get so tired of this. In human historical terms, from the Dionysia to the RSC to your typical wedding ceremony in pretty much any culture, most human ‘performance’ does not subvert, it overwhelmingly re-inforces status quos and norms. An anthropologist might tell you that THAT IS ITS VERY FUNCTION. Even performance that can manage to dress itself up as ‘subversion’ is speaking the language of the norms in which it floats. The fact that you can even tell it apart from non-performance, sort of proves the point. The best performances are simply ‘critical,’ which is different from subversive, except maybe in the occasional ‘Lord of Misrule’ sort of way. My old buddy A. Artaud was not trying to be ‘subversive’; he was just trying to speak in a manner that he thought would be relevant.

    “You’re on earth — there’s no cure for *that*!”
    – Samuel Beckett, famous dramaturgical subversive… oh, wait…

  12. wbb

    There is conventional performance and subversive performance. Subversive performance creates, fine tunes, changes and then destroys conventional performance.

    There’s no reason someone can’t attempt to argue that their stripping is subversive. I’d have to be convinced though.

  13. j_p_z

    Dr. Cat — yeah, but, as surely you yourself know, all that stuff about Art/Money dichotomies is also an old old part of the world as we find it and live in it, who knows why. Probably only for the same reasons that we have four limbs instead of eight tentacles, and there’s only one Sun in the sky instead of five, which would have been just as perfectly astronomically plausible.

    The tombstone of Aeschylus boasted of his military prowess against the Persians; not a word about creating Western drama. Shakespeare himself had a problem like ours: he more or less considered that his plays (outside of their personal interest to him) were just a way of makin’ a living, and that his ticket to High Literary Immortality was gonna be ‘The Rape of Lucrece.’ In his time, he wasn’t exactly crazy; but times change. I dunno; go figure.

  14. j_p_z

    wbb: “Subversive performance creates, fine tunes, changes and then destroys conventional performance.”

    Yeah, but then you’re just talking about changes in fashion and style, as against changes in the fabric of being. Fashions in clothing change all the time, but people still have this odd urge to get dressed, n’importe quoi. There’s a difference.

  15. Pavlov's Cat

    Dr. Cat — yeah, but, as surely you yourself know, all that stuff about Art/Money dichotomies is also an old old part of the world as we find it and live in it, who knows why.

    Well, yes, that’s pretty much what I said: ‘an odd new mutation of a very old assumption’.

  16. wbb

    but people still have this odd urge to get dressed

    or undressed in this case.

  17. Bismarck

    I like the point j_p_z makes. It is hard to think of any ‘subversive’ art that stays subversive for long. Any work of art or political viewpoint that is consonant with the values of more than 25% of the average high school staffroom is not subversive or radical, it’s apple polishing.

  18. wbb

    It is hard to think of any ’subversive’ art that stays subversive for long.

    Theo Van Gogh might disagree.

  19. Victorian Girls Gone Wild!!!

    Or more seriously, take the vicious ‘unmasking’ of Nikki Gemmell, the anonymous author of the Bride Stripped Bare, whose deal was done to try and maintain literary integrity while writing high-class smut.

    “Smut”? How terribly wowserish of you, Devil Dude. I knew you were judgemental, but you say it like it’s a bad bad thing, as opposed to a good bad thing.

  20. Katz

    25% of the average high school staffroom

    Interesting yardstick Bismarck…

    As for the longevity of subversive art, its domestication can come about in two contradictory ways:

    1. Mainstream art entrepreneurs fund projects that incorporate the form devoid of the function in the production of rip-offs.

    2. Much, much less frequently, art changes society. Norms are changed.

    j_p_z’s formulation has problems:

    Why the endless love affair with subversion as a value for-its-own-sake? I get so tired of this. In human historical terms, from the Dionysia to the RSC to your typical wedding ceremony in pretty much any culture, most human ‘performance’ does not subvert, it overwhelmingly re-inforces status quos and norms. An anthropologist might tell you that THAT IS ITS VERY FUNCTION. Even performance that can manage to dress itself up as ’subversion’ is speaking the language of the norms in which it floats.

    1. It carries it’s own negation. J_p_z comes close to hinting that subversion is impossible. If so, then what’s all the fuss about?

    2. But mostly, j_p_z expresses his ennui at subversion — something he concedes does exist in art. In the West, art has come to mean something of quality done for the very first time. Thus, a conventional bris isn’t art. You’d have to do some mighty fancy knifework to make a bris “art” under the conventional meaning of the word in its western context.

    The major reason why art has taken on this special meaning in the west is that art is supposed to celebrate and to legitimise that uniquely western concept — progress.

    Art is therefore both a major driver of and the hallmark of “progress”. Subversion is seen as the mechanism by which art drives culture from a “lower” state to a “higher” state.

    This is the great legacy of modernism. When the west stops believing in the possibility of “progress”, then art will conform more to j_p_z’s conception of art, but not before.

  21. The Devil Drink

    Or a bad good thing, or a good good thing, Fyodor? Very Rumsfeldian of you.
    Don’t know where you got a sense of judgementalism from. I just do the temptations and punishments around here, baby, nice and hot and slow.
    (Did I hear word of a screenplay)?

  22. j_p_z

    Katz: “Art is therefore…”

    Hee hee. You just used the words “art” and “therefore” in the same sentence; a mistake no artist worth his salt would make. Except for maybe Oscar Wilde, and he would be kidding about it.

    Actually, though, w/r/t art and the slippery word “subversion,” there are two different sets of debate here: one aesthetic, and one political. The aesthetic one (that Katz is largely talking about) is I think the more interesting, and there’s more to say and argue about it; but I think it’s not the topic of this thread (although I’ll gladly return to it if the thread morphs; just don’t want to hijack it). The political arena is more in the vein of what I originally meant, and in a fairly narrow way, viz., why do people walk around with this silly assumption that subversive = good?

    My original point was more along the lines that people who fall for this cliche typically have not examined closely either the idea of What is the subversive, or of What is the good. They’re still stuck in a hippie hangover from the 60s. They just want what they want, which is quite naturally the default mode for most human behavior, before anyone starts to think about stuff.

    Hey, kids! Wanna check out a truly ‘subversive’ act of performance? Dig “Triumph of the Will.” It’s a great work of art, and it subverts dominant paradigms etc etc like nobody’s business…

    Get back to me soon, on whether or not it’s ‘good.’

  23. Alex

    I only mentioned you Kim, because you’re the first person who came to mind.

    Tigtog was incensed enough by my observation about Ann Coulter looking like a man, she wrote a post. Considering my strong feminist credentials, I resented it, especially since she says a grand total of ZERO* about a woman on her own blog regularly promoting the SG’s – including posting pictures of semi naked women!! Jeez Louise!

    I’m no prude though, and admit to posting nudie pics in the past – something that I now regret.

    Anyway, I love you Kim (and tigtog) in a bloggy type way, so don’t read too much into it.

    * I found nothing in achieves, but am happy to be corrected.

  24. Darlene

    There was an interesting article about the Suicide Girls in Bitch or Bust magazine. Though supposedly female-driven, there were complaints from ex-Girl’s about exploitation blah blah blah.

    Frankly, tattoos are also deeply unattractive (subjective opinion).

    You might be interested in the American singer/songwriter, Hammell on Trial.

    One of his songs is called Coulter’s Snatch. Read it and weep, baby.

  25. Darlene

    Testing

  26. Darlene

    Sorry, just testing to see if my Avatar was going to work.

  27. Katz

    Hee hee. You just used the words â??artâ?? and â??thereforeâ?? in the same sentence; a mistake no artist worth his salt would make. Except for maybe Oscar Wilde, and he would be kidding about it.

    Or me when I’m not stating my own opinion, but rather reporting the opinion of others, as is evidenced by the scary scare quotes around the word “progress”.

    But again, j_p_z, you seem to want to walk down both sides of the street. If “art” is asserted to escape any encapsulation which contains the word “therefore” art is therefore subversive of any attempt to describe it.

    This would have to be the ultimate subversion.

  28. FDB

    “Hey, kids! Wanna check out a truly ’subversive’ act of performance?”

    Somebody say G. G. Allin?

  29. Nabakov

    Lordy, was I hammered last night. I have no idea what I wittering on about and offer a free berocca to anyone who can enlighten me.

    Interesting point jpz about the distinction between aesthetic and political subversion in art. There’s been a few attempts to combine the two in modern such as John Heartfield, the Dadaists (sorta), the situtationists, the early London punk years a la Jamie Reid (to whom Banksy owes a big hat tip) and numerous theatrical fiascos in the late sixties and seventies.

    But in these blasé, web-enabled and irony-overloaded days it’s hard enough to subvert any aesthetic before it does itself, let alone trying to ladle a political message into the mix. Reality’s quite subversive enough already.

    Speaking of art, money and subversion though, ’tis interesting to contemplate what lurks at the core of that nice Miss Austen’s Quality St chocolate box world.As Auden put it:

    “You could not shock her more than she shocks me;
    Beside her Joyce seems innocent as grass.
    It makes me most uncomfortable to see
    An English spinster of the middle-class
    Describe the amorous effects of ‘brass’,
    Reveal so frankly and with such sobriety
    The economic basis of society.”

  30. wbb

    why do people walk around with this silly assumption that subversive = good?

    Why do subversives do what they do? For a million reasons. Ranging from psychological needs to political agendas. And the natural restlessness and unhappiness with the established order that makes the human species what it is.

    Just coz subversion upsets innate conservatives such as yourself j_p_z, don’t mean that it is always bad. It can be any of good, bad, tedious, exhilarating, dangerous or impotently undergraduate. One thing it always is though, is to be an essential ingredient in any society wishing to avoid lethal ossification.

    Social change isn’t achieved by stolid consensus or powerful fiat alone. Subversives have always played a role.

  31. tigtog

    Tigtog was incensed enough by my observation about Ann Coulter looking like a man, she wrote a post.

    Your remarks were merely the final straw floating down to give me the hump, Alex. And it wasn’t just you in that thread, either.

    Considering my strong feminist credentials, I resented it, especially since she says a grand total of ZERO* about a woman on her own blog regularly promoting the SG’s – including posting pictures of semi naked women!! Jeez Louise!

    “Jeez Louise”? Pearl-clutching over a bit of naked flesh? There’s nothing wrong with photos of naked flesh in and of itself. Exploitation of naked flesh is another thing entirely, but you’re not arguing rationally about whether SG is actually exploitative, you’re just doing a very good impression of a hysterical wowser.

    Maybe SG is Eeevil Exploitation Central, but wittering on about the (gasp!) naked women is hardly on its own a convincing case.

  32. j_p_z

    Katz: “But again, j_p_z, you seem to want to walk down both sides of the street.”

    Well, that’ll happen from time to time; sorry; cost of doing business, one supposes. On the other hand, it needn’t be that way… if, for instance, it were to turn out that there wasn’t actually a ‘street’ there in the first place. If it were a meadow, say, or an autobahn, then all bets would be off…

    “It could be Franky, it could be a balloon.
    It could be very fresh and clean.
    And so then it could be those ways.”
    – Christopher Knowles, “These Are the Days” (from “Einstein on the Beach”)

    wbb: Subversive is as subversive does, I guess. One of my own personal favorite lines from ostensibly ‘subversive’ art is from the the Living Theater’s “Paradise Now,” performed at the turbulent height of the riot-riddled late 60s. The last line of the play, as the audience was exiting, was,

    “Kiss the policemen on your way out.”

    Now there’s some real subversion for ya.

    Also, hilarious story from that show (which I’ve seen in archival film footage, along with the Polish Lab Theatre’s astonishing “Akropolis”)…

    “Paradise Now” was notorious for the part where the cast would get naked and try to get the audience to take their clothes off too (hey, it was the 60s; don’t ask, but it worked). Naturally, as the show toured, their reputation preceded them, and by the time they played at Yale, all the college kids in the front rows were taking their clothes off almost before the show even got started. The saintly Judith Miller, who had co-created the thing, shook her head in dismay and said, “Very difficult, this Yale audience.”

    Hey, and now I see we’ve come full-circle, back again to taking clothes off! Yippee!

  33. Alex

    Tigtog,

    Me a wowser? Now you’re sounding like Jason Soon. I’ve given my reasons for not liking porn, and none of them involve prudery.

    Of course nakedness on its own isn’t exploitative, and I’ve never even suggested that. But SG’s isn’t nakedness on its own; it’s a subscription porn site.

  34. tigtog

    Of course nakedness on its own isn’t exploitative, and I’ve never even suggested that. But SG’s isn’t nakedness on its own; it’s a subscription porn site.

    Can we just compare and contrast the above to your earlier comment?

    regularly promoting the SG’s – including posting pictures of semi naked women!! Jeez Louise!

    Your most recent comment puts forward the initial premise of a rational argument. The previous comment is pure pearl-clutching, which is why I said it was an excellent impression of a wowser. If you don’t want to be perceived as irrational, don’t phrase your arguments in purely emotive terms. It’s a pretty easy concept.

    None of us are immune to the occasional irrational outburst, but none of us should be surprised when we’re called on it either.

  35. Zarquon

    Nabakov:

    Lordy, was I hammered last night. I have no idea what I wittering on about and offer a free berocca to anyone who can enlighten me.

    Kim’s hawt.

    Another in a series of simple answers to simple questions.

  36. Christine Keeler

    Oh well, since this thread started with a reference to Ann Coulter, who is not supposed to be criticised for sexist or transphobic reasons, here’s a tatse of her most recent offerings:

    NEW YORK Ann Coulter, in her latest column, calls global warming “a crock” and somehow manages to segue into likening Hitler and Stalin to liberals. Her exact words:

    – “Even right-wingers who know that ‘global warming’ is a crock do not seem to grasp what the tree-huggers are demanding. Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation.”

    – “Liberals have always had a thing about eliminating humans. Stalin wanted to eliminate the kulaks and Ukranians, vegetarian atheist Adolf Hitler wanted to eliminate the Jews, Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger wanted to eliminate poor blacks, DDT opponent Rachel Carson wanted to eliminate Africans (introduction to her book ‘Silent Spring’ written by … Al Gore!), and population-control guru Paul Ehrlich wants to eliminate all humans.”

    Coulter, who writes her conservative column for Universal Press Syndicate, also had some other interesting comments in the piece posted yesterday evening.

    For instance, she said “there are more reputable scientists defending astrology than defending ‘global warming’”; “to say we need to reduce our energy consumption is like saying we need to reduce our oxygen consumption”; and “global warming is the most insane, psychotic idea liberals have ever concocted to kill off ‘useless eaters.’”

    http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/departments/syndicates/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003552299

    We’re mass murderers and she’s what?

  37. wbb

    Rape is part of the arsenal we use to, amongst other effects, inflict psychological damage upon an enemy. Women are more often the victims of rape than men.

    Furthermore, Coulter is a target more than most women because her positions are primal and unable to be countered using reason. Rape can never be excused and this is merely an explanation of why she is frequently prone to suffering verbal rape.

  38. tigtog

    Coulter should be criticised loudly and often. Go right ahead. Being a sexist shit about it is both beneath us and a sign that some people really haven’t got the memo about the pernicious blight of sexism, but that is just my opinion, not a diktat.

  39. Christine Keeler

    Well just as long as you’re not suggesting that criticism of the Coultergeist as a lying, manipulative, hypocritical piece of shit who should be lampooned mercilessly is equivalent to “verbal rape”

  40. tigtog

    CK, I didn’t quite get where wbb was coming from there either.

  41. Christine Keeler

    That’s OK TT. I generally agree with your comments at the head of the thread, and I do believe people shouldn’t focus on AC mannish traits because, really, the material is so much richer. She’s beyond parody.

    Same with Malkin. The problem with these people is that hate-filled crypto-fascist commentary is their basic MO. It invites emotional reaction. In that sense wbb is right. You just can’t reason with it.

  42. Alex

    Of course nakedness on its own isn’t exploitative, and I’ve never even suggested that. But SG’s isn’t nakedness on its own; it’s a subscription porn site.

    Can we just compare and contrast the above to your earlier comment?

    regularly promoting the SG’s – including posting pictures of semi naked women!! Jeez Louise!

    Tigtog,

    If you clicked on the “semi naked women” link, you’d find the Suicide Girl that Kim posted. I’m not sure how I could have made it any clearer that my objecton is to SG not nakedness.

  43. tigtog

    Alex,

    all I can say is that it really wasn’t at all clear to me. I know from what you’ve written later that concentrating on the nakedness wasn’t what you meant to be the prime focus, but the words you actually wrote conveyed a different message to me.

    Christine,

    The Coultergeist has now called John Edwards a “faggot” at a Republican convention (from DailyKos)

  44. Alex

    the words you actually wrote conveyed a different message to me.

    Ok, I’ll take that on board and try to post more carefully :-)

  45. anthony

    As someone who’s laughed at the Mann Coulter comment, can’t say I’m entirely happy being put upon as an ‘oh-so-helpful lefty man, self-professed allies of feminists’ so we’ll have to part ways on this point of opinion.

    I’ll get to that, but anyway talking about subversive art and all got me remembering about Duchamp’s other best gag L.H.O.O.Q. (‘I love your hot arse’ – I’m told) where the Mona Lisa gets a beard and then with great comic sensibility, he followed up with the original ‘L.H.O.O.Q. Shaved’ – there’s your lifetime subversion right there. Was this fair comment on DaVinci’s homosexuality? Did it matter that Duchamp had himself photographed as a woman by Man Ray? Was he just being childish? Or was it mysogyny and transphobia? You could argue about it but is the piece ‘wrong’ or disagreeable or should it have existed at all. Would be we be better of with it or without it? Could he have found a better way to express himself?

    The good jokes are the subversive ones, or not so much the subversive ones but the ones that turn things upside down or flip them around. So Ann Coulter is and portarys herself as the dream date of a bunch of homophobic mysogynists, someone suggest she’s a man and lets their own prejudices do the rest. Focussed, in context, and a nice bit of rhetorical judo – phantom rough on roughnecks and I laugh. It’s not gold but it’s more than they’re worth and it’s a wee bit more nuanced than ‘shut-up bitch face’. (oh yeah and Ann rhymes with Man)

    The hard lines of the wowser do come to mind – trangress in one area and you transgress in all. That’s what adam’s apples are all about aren’t they?

  46. David Jackmanson

    So Ann Coulter is and portarys herself as the dream date of a bunch of homophobic mysogynists, someone suggest she’s a man and lets their own prejudices do the rest. Focussed, in context, and a nice bit of rhetorical judo – phantom rough on roughnecks and I laugh. It’s not gold but it’s more than they’re worth and it’s a wee bit more nuanced than ’shut-up bitch face’. (oh yeah and Ann rhymes with Man)

    And transsexuals cringe as they are used as a joke. Again.

    While women’s sexual attractiveness, rather than the worth of their opinions, becomes the measure of their value. Again.

    How about:

    Anne Coulter is a nasty, bigoted, pseudo-angry woman who makes a living by stoking prejudice, thus making hate crimes more likely. Any gay man who gets bashed tonight in the USA should remember who thinks it’s OK to use the word ‘faggot’.

    Full of hate against Coulter, without breaching solidarity with people who have ask it of us.

    I’ll try and think of a funnier one.

  47. Nabakov
  48. Nabakov

    Hmmm…let’s try that again.

    Subversive. But most of all funny.

  49. tigtog
  50. Kim

    Sorry, Alex, but your comment is misleading – first you refer to promoting the SGs (plural), then you make reference to the time I posted some pics – of one SG (singular) – but even that’s not a clear reference. And I did it for a political point. I read the comment the same way tigtog did.

  51. anthony

    David
    The joke doesn’t hinge on the merits of transsexuality because she isn’t one and it only works if there’s someone who would have problems with it. This is different to labeling someone a transexual because you think that it’s a bad thing to be called – like Ann calling someone a faggot for instance. So blanket ban on transsexual jokes is it?

    How about:

    Anne Coulter is a nasty, bigoted, pseudo-angry woman who makes a living by stoking prejudice, thus making hate crimes more likely. Any gay man who gets bashed tonight in the USA should remember who thinks it’s OK to use the word ‘faggot’.

    Ummm I think you could work on the timing maybe, personal anecdote, ‘don’t you hate it when..’ type observation. Here, let’s workshop this

    A: My Ann’s got no conscience
    B: Really? How does she smell?
    A: Terrible!!
    [laughs all round, vanguard of leftists circle Ann chanting 'smelly smelly smell smell']

    Best antidote to humour is better humour (nice work there TigTog)

  52. tigtog

    David Jackmanson, I rather like Twisty’s take on Coulter:

    a maggot chewing on the rotting corpse of human enlightenment

    Twisty notes the usual misogyny in the responses to Coulter, but Pam Spaulding notes the disappointing over-reaction of many in the liberal camp to the nature of the faggot slur itself:

    this homophobic logic is exactly what Dean and Solmonese recapitulate in their over-zealous response. One can only believe that being called a faggot is â??vile,â?? â??digustingâ?? and â??lowâ?? if one believes, as Coulter does, that being a faggot is vile, disgusting and low.

    Pam notes that Elizabeth Edward’s response on the John Edwards campaign blog is much better:

    â??Although her words did not hurt us, they may have hurt some in the gay community. We are all sick and tired of anyone supporting or applauding or introducing hate words into the national dialogue, tired of people thinking that words that cause others pain are fair game. And we are sick and tired of people like Miss Coulter thinking that her use of loaded words about the homosexual community in this country is remotely humorous or appropriate.â??

    The bit in bold is my own emphasis.

  53. Pavlov's Cat

    Excellent point, TT. It’s hate speech as such that’s the problem, not the individual manifestations of it. When discussions about particular words (‘faggot’, ‘transsexual’, whatever else) get derailed or bogged down, it’s usually because of the impossibility of sorting out context and intention from instance to instance — but ‘words that cause others pain’ is a category whose meaning nobody could challenge.

  54. tigtog

    Hi Anthony, our posts crossed.

    I’m glad you appreciate the cartoon.

    However:

    The joke doesn’t hinge on the merits of transsexuality because she isn’t one and it only works if there’s someone who would have problems with it. This is different to labeling someone a transexual because you think that it’s a bad thing to be called – like Ann calling someone a faggot for instance. So blanket ban on transsexual jokes is it?

    You don’t think reinforcing someone’s pre-existing transphobia might be a bad idea?

    How might such remarks make a transitioning or considering-transitioning person feel about the likely level of acceptance for them in the “progressive” community? How might this affect their general feelings of safety and security that most of us need to be happy?

    I don’t make transexual jokes for very much the same reason that I don’t make nigger jokes.

  55. David Jackmanson

    So blanket ban on transsexual jokes is it?

    Not entirely, but almost always. What tigtog said above I pretty much agree with.

    Don’t have a problem with Little Britain’s “I’m a Lady” shtick myself, because that’s absurdist rather than brutal, but would also not watch it front of a transsexual who said she found it offensive.

  56. j_p_z

    Makes sense. Henceforth, we can just substitute abstract markers for the traditional topics of jokes, viz.,

    “Okay, a pirate, a robot, and a space alien walk into a bar…”

    Wait, that’s still problematic. Let me try again.

    “A person with alternative revenue sources, an electronic worker suffering from programmed identity deficit, and an undocumented extraterrestrial individual walk into a bar…”

    This is getting worse. I’ve got an idea.

    “Okay, 3x(c-2), f(x)[c2 /-4ab] and the square root of 3 walk into a bar…”

    Huh. Not working. Alright…

    “Popeye, Wimpy, and the Sea Hag walk into a bar. And Popeye says….”

    Problem solved!

    (p.s., not looking to mock the conclusions of the thread; but when ya see a dollar bill just laying there in the street, if you’re a fool like me, you try and pick it up…)

    Don’t really know much about Coulter, but the fact that she would use a word like “faggot” in public discourse more or less disqualifies her from being taken seriously; not on p.c. grounds strictly, but on the simple behavioral principle that grown-ups are supposed to know that you talk differently in public than you talk in the locker room. If she doesn’t know or care about those simple norms, why should her opinion be noted about more complex matters? On the other hand, I also find the rather morbid demonizing of her that one routinely encounters on threads like this to be, whether sexist or non-sexist, well, symptomatic of, er… *some*thing. “maggot chewing on rotting corpse of glabbedy glibbedy gloobedy?” What are we, living in an HP Lovecraft story? I think everybody needs to take a breath and get a bit of a grip, especially when confronting their opponents. Like Bill Cosby used to say, If you’re not careful, you just might learn something.

  57. David Jackmanson

    If she doesn’t know or care about those simple norms, why should her opinion be noted about more complex matters?

    Because she is noticed, she gets a lot of attention, and she reinforces bigotry – bigotry that is really dangerous to someone who gets gay-bashed by a group of thugs.

    I guess people gotta let off steam now and again, and the ‘maggot’ comment was quoted here (and used on the original blog) as a way to show people who are righteously angry at Coulter that they can hate her without sneering at transsexuals.

    But yes, it might well be useful to tone down the hate even more, and not talk about maggots either, and rather discuss what could be done to weaken Coulter’s influence.

  58. Katz

    Maggots are baby flies.

    That has to be ageism.

  59. Helen

    On the other hand, I also find the rather morbid demonizing of her that one routinely encounters on threads like this to be, whether sexist or non-sexist, well, symptomatic of, erâ?¦ *some*thing. â??maggot chewing on rotting corpse of glabbedy glibbedy gloobedy?â?? What are we, living in an HP Lovecraft story? I think everybody needs to take a breath and get a bit of a grip, especially when confronting their opponents.

    That sounds very reasonable just on the face of it, JPZ, until you actually read some of AC’s writings. Maggot doesn’t go far enough. She really is a piece of work.

  60. j_p_z

    Well, enough people certainly seem to get incensed by her, so I guess I’ll take your word for it.

    Meantime, I believe I have at last perfected the ultimate Joke Designed To Offend Nobody ™:

    “Okay, so A, C, and G walk into location W. There they meet N, a person associated with the location and its purposes.

    So N says to them, “In what fashion would you three persons like to participate in the services and/or activities offered at W?”

    So A says, “I’d like to [response fairly consistent with A's normative behavior, in the context of a location like W].”

    N says, “Fine.” A normative exchange ensues.

    C says, “I’d like to [response not only consistent with B's normative behavior in context, but also similar to A's response; but with certain minor differences that create in the listener's mind the detection of a developing pattern.]”

    N says, “Fine.” A second, normative exchange ensues, and in addition the subtle perception that a behavior pattern is developing continues to advance.

    G says, “Well, as for *me*, I’d like to [response that is literally logical and consistent with G's normative behavior, but which is not contextually normative in a location like W, and which furthermore breaks the pattern which the listener has begun to expect]!”

    Get it?

    It’s okay to laugh now. No one will be angry at you.

  61. David Jackmanson

    â??Well, as for *me*, Iâ??d like to [response that is literally logical and consistent with Gâ??s normative behavior, but which is not contextually normative in a location like W, and which furthermore breaks the pattern which the listener has begun to expect]!â??

    Boom boom!

  62. David Jackmanson

    I’ve just sumbitted tigtog’s original article to digg.

    This was provoked by this smug post from Little Green Footballs, who (correctly) criticise the sexist and transphobic attitudes of some who attack Coulter, and (incorrectly) draw the conculsion that, roughly, ‘all leftists are hypocrites’.

    Feel free to head on over and digg (vote for) the post – click on the top link. If you’re not registered, you’ll have to do that.

  63. anthony

    Hey Tig Tog

    We’ve cross-addressed eachother.

    You donâ??t think reinforcing someoneâ??s pre-existing transphobia might be a bad idea?

    I’d never argue that it’s that straightforward. Is it bad to make someone feel uncomfortable because of their prejudices?

    How might such remarks make a transitioning or considering-transitioning person feel about the likely level of acceptance for them in the â??progressiveâ?? community?

    Would it be correct to say I’m not accepting of transitioning people based on my laughing at the joke? This isn’t making it personal, just curious as to what degree this would be the case?

    How might this affect their general feelings of safety and security that most of us need to be happy?

    Well we could ask them. I’m guessing there are more fundamental aspects to their safety and security than the minutiae of a joke.

    I’ll restate – Mann Coulter isn’t based around saying she’s bad because she’s a transsexual. Can you think of a nigger joke in the same context, or any that really meet any reasonable standards of being humour?

    Donâ??t have a problem with Little Britainâ??s â??Iâ??m a Ladyâ?? shtick myself, because thatâ??s absurdist rather than brutal, but would also not watch it front of a transsexual who said she found it offensive.

    David it’s not absurdist, absurdist humour disorients – Little Britain’s “I’m a Lady” is basically some of the oldest and most reassuring gags in the book. Men Dressing Up Like Women (see Ronnies, Two) and someone being crap at something they’re supposed to be good at (see Cooper, Tommy).

    Now you’ve admitted you’ve found it funny and it is – mainly due to the performances (that’s why Are You Being Served dates better than Benny Hill). As for your not watching it in front of a transsexual, that’s being considerate. But does that mean we can laugh at transsexual jokes as long as there aren’t any around? Isn’t that hypocrisy? And if it’s about being brutal, we’ll what’s this ‘full of hate’ stuff. ‘Maggot’? Can’t we deal with the arguments?

    I’m not shit-stirring here and I don’t think I’ve got the definitive answer. I think humour is one our most precious social assets, and it’s a very sophisticated and complex aspect of social behaviour – the type that adults have to negotiate with a bit of nous and take on the risks. The sort of thing, like sex, some people think we can’t be trusted with. Why I’m writing long boring screeds on humour is that I think the last thing we need is prescriptivism argued on the grounds of solidarity based on unlimited possible sensitivities. Humour deals with itself in terms of it’s own rules, most offensive jokes fail because they’re not funny.

    One of my faves from Spy magazine, commenting on a quote:

    “‘Limericks, used to reinforce negative ethnic stereotypes…’
    If that’s the case, it’s going be a long hot summer in Nantucket”

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