‘Weapons-grade simulacrum’. Very good, Glen. So good I’m borrowing it until further notice!

well done on getting to oxford! merely through our somewhat bizarre interweb connections it makes me feel like less of a great-grand-son convict. like return of the repressd flushed down to terra nullis and all that postcolonial jazz.

however, more importantly, are you located at one of their ‘colleges’ (or is that only cambridge, i can never remember)? and does this involve any spanking fun induction ceremonies? which may not involve spanking, but is spanking fun nevertheless. cause either way, you know, you’re going back to uni so it is time to get your super sexy student freak going on. all the bad kid cool of thick-frame glasses and nervous knee-high stripey socks. plus, have you forgotten how to drink beer? perhaps you need a primer before embarking on your pedagogical journey

indeed, irony. they like producing weapon-simulacrum these MSM hacks, don’t they? and thanks j_p_z, I don’t believe my writing has yet been compared to the genius of Yeats, however this is obviously an oversight which you have now rectified. so thank you again.