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Who knew that Adam and Eve didn’t use figleaves but a strategically placed lily pond? Perhaps I haven’t been reading Genesis literally enough.
The picture is of an exhibit at the Museum of Creation.
I guess all that pesky scientific evidence about the skin colour of the earliest members of Homo Sapiens Sapiens got junked as well along with the rest of the Satanic Darwinism…
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Personally, I think the Greeks had the right idea by swallowing Athena, allowing Zeus to give birth to her out of his head. A temporary trumping of the chthonic by the cerebral.
Apollonian, indeed male, rationality, dealing with the chaos and helter-skelter of the female chthonic. Still, the murky mucus of the fairer sex always gets her revenge. It might not be clever or rational or beautiful, but tis always destructive and triumphant.
Just check out the screeching harpies sniff, peck, swoop, and devour poor old Ayaan Hirsi Ali!!
Reading that thread really demands a bath in turpentine.
Gosh you’re an excitable lad, aren’t you?
It looks like the model makers got their idea from the commune scene of Easy rider.
No wonder God ordered them out of Eden.
Adam and Eve were god-damned hippies.
That’s life emerging from the primordial soup - I read about this.
oh wait, wrong paradigm
(Easy Rider or ‘The Joy of Sex’?)
I bet there’s an oil deposit under that pool. Indeed, Brother George, the world started with white people in the Mesopotamia, and will end that way.
Judging by Adam’s beard, the Garden of Eden was equipped with scissors.
Testing, testing. An earlier post was held up for ‘moderation’, the first time that’s happened to me.
Was it because I used the word ’s*x’?
If so, apt. That’s why God held Eve up for moderation.
Careful attention to grooming is important on a first date.
She: I found these funny little wiggly things in my hair this morning.
He: You’ve got a god-damn nest of ‘em over here.
Yes, EC, I too was thinking caption competition. EVE: IF you don’t get your grubby paws off my ‘do this very minute, I’ll give you a Force Nine nipple tweak.
Yes, caption competion time!
Eve: Ewwwww! I’m not touching that again!
EVE: Is that a serpent with an apple in its mouth, or are you just glad to see me?
ADAM: I think you’d look better with your hair up.
EVE: So if I just cup your balls in my hand like this…
“That’ll be $200 thanks Adam.”
“Adam, I’ve met somebody else.”
“I see, it’s not the quality, it’ the width, right Adam? Here, have another apple.”
“You smell like fish.”
Eve: “Typical men innit? Snake envy.”
Adam: “Yes Eve, even in Paradise your bum looks big.”
Eve: “I think you’ve just helped me invent the headache.”
Graeme
Rather, the world started with negroes in Africa, and the end will be sourced from Africa. As the headquarters of AIDS, Islamic manicheasm and Sino-imperialism, perhaps it already has. May we live in interesting times!
So THIS is the fish that John West rejects.
Eve: “Let me get this straight. You’re saying that in 2000 years there will be people who still believe that we actually existed and not simple, metaphorical constructs for a creation myth? Get outta here!”
Unfortunately this picture does not answer one of the most important theological questions: Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
Eve: Well…if you insist…
Adam: Let the begatting begin!
That crap is hilarious…
I am now waiting for Dawkins to visit and interview the museum guides for his next documentary.
I wonder if Eve has shaven armpits….
We shouldn’t laugh too loudly in Oz though - Hillsong Church and its ilk also spruik the same rubbish.
Anyone ever see the Ricky Gervais take on the OT Adam and Eve story? Pretty much sums up how stupid it is.
Adam: Can Hav Begatz Now?
Eve: “paper”.
Adam: “scissors”.
Adam: I kno u?
Eve: Do not want!
Adam: I hav bukkit!
Eve: Lol, lrn2flirt, kthxbye!
Eve: “See, this is how I deal with my Peri Peri cravings”
CAPTION: Little did Pamela Anderson know, but in later years, the silicate that had been extracted from her body in cosmetic surgery operations was put to good use and recycled by the Museum of Creation…
ADAM: Hey, look, I can make the water turn yellow!
A few minutes after this picture was taken, the Adam and Eve manequins get bored and decide to take up a more fulfilling existence as Autons.
God: I’m in ur heavenz, watchin ur knowinz!
I worked in the Garden of Eden and I’m getting a real kick out of these replies. Some of you people think you know what you’re talking about, but you don’t. Don’t make yourself… ah to hell with it.
Ewww, Ceiling God.
And God created Adam and Eve. And he looked upon his creation and saw that it was plastic.
“Oh well,” said God. “At least I can hock them off to a museum of creationists and make a bit of moolah.”
Really, FarkLucifer? I think you’ll find that there’s no mention of either of us anywhere in Genesis.
Humans have the Lord God and themselves to blame for their post-Edenian trials, no-one else.
oh nice lotus honey
here just take my frick’n mudras and be done with it.
The Devil Drink, there’s nothing I hate more than a fundie bible literalist.
“No, you can’t come down to The Peel.”
i gots teh nitz
“Wimp! How about if I give you two balls in hand - can I go then?”
You have been missed, Christine. Another week away on the ran-tan like that, would be simply too much to bear. Have fun?
Travelling EC, and no access to teh netz.
EVE: Sorry man, I think I dropped the fit.
ADAM: That’s cool baby, we can roll up a leaf into a straw…
“Does this look like a Candiru Fish to you?”
What? I can’t understand you - even with that stupid fish in my ear.
im in ur urethraz, eatin ur oozins
Kim
You’re weird, dude.
“How many times do I have to tell you? It’s STEVE.”
Eve: You goddamed dummy, Adam, you’ve come in my hand.
“Eve: You goddamed dummy, Adam, you’ve come in my hand.”
Adam: Honey, it wasn’t me that created the blowfish.
Ken Ham is being sued by his former group in Queensland for damages and deceptive conduct.
Heh: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/06/07/national/a175033D34.DTL