There’s something about Kevin

The SMH has a rather interesting feature today where they’ve asked five writers to explain Rudd’s appeal from different perspectives. Peter Hartcher reports on the reactions of shoppers at Mt Gravatt to a recent Rudd walkabout, and finds Brisbane suburbanites mirroring the results of the Galaxy Poll last week:

In other words, by an overwhelming two to one, they were intending to vote Labor for anti-Howard reasons rather than pro-Rudd motives.

Social researcher Hugh Mackay agrees:

However, the perceptions of Rudd are not the key to this election. The real question is not “What do we like about Kevin?” but “What don’t we like about John?” Why does the man who seemed invincible in 2001 and 2004 seem vulnerable now?

However, I think he could have made more of Howard’s supposed trump card, highlighting the distinction Bill Bowtell recently made in The Quarterly Essay between the “lived economy” and the economy as abstraction:

His never-had-it-so-good rhetoric goes down well in the top half of the economic heap, though with average earnings at $44,000, plenty of Australians are doing it tough and wondering what all the fuss is about.

Gabrielle Trainor, a PR partner, focusses on Rudd’s persona:

Kevin’s also brainy (we like them brainy, but not arrogant). He’s articulate. He’s fresh, he’s contemporary, but not groovy. Not sexy. Utterly smart casual. He’s a family guy with kids and a nice wife who’s done well and built a business. Good on her, the aspirational voters say. Kevin and she also go to church.

Pollster John Stirton points out that Labor averaged 53% of the 2PP under Beazley after WorkChoices was introduced:

His record-breaking run has, in part, been a result of starting from a higher base.

Rudd has done well and has given renewed confidence to Labor. An approval rating in the mid to high 60s and a consistent lead as preferred prime minister are things that none of his predecessors achieved. But we need to go back further than last December’s leadership spill to find the real turning point in Labor’s fortunes.

In November 2005 the Government introduced its Work Choices bill into the Parliament. In the 10 months before the introduction of Work Choices, Labor averaged 50 per cent of the two-party vote in a seesawing contest. Between the introduction of Work Choices and Beazley’s departure just over a year later, Labor’s vote increased to an average of 53 per cent.

And CPD Director Miriam Lyons reinforces what I also think, for similar reasons to Stirton, is the key to Howard’s loss of electoral appeal – WorkChoices was an act of hubris which let the hubristic cat out of the bag, and smashed the “governing in the national interest” narrative to pieces. Much of what Howard has done since then has looked like playing catch up and cynical politics:

On the other hand, some situations do require leaders to make trade-offs between competing interests – and when that happens, voters like to know that the decision maker is on their side.

Over the past few years two things have made it clear that Howard can no longer claim to be battling “for all of us”. In the face of the public backlash against Work Choices and the overwhelming demand for decisive action on global warming, he looks like a man caught pulling a face when the wind changed. He may be trusted to keep interest rates low, but we don’t trust him to put the interests of our grandchildren above those of fossil fuel companies, or to put the interests of workers and their families above those of their employers.

Rudd may not represent all of us, but he is speaking (and listening) to more of us than is Howard. And in an election, more is all you need.

So the shorter SMH: Rudd’s a safe pair of hands, and oppositions don’t win elections, governments lose them.

What do LP readers think?

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131 Responses to “There’s something about Kevin”


  1. 1 tigtogNo Gravatar

    So the shorter SMH: Rudd’s a safe pair of hands, and oppositions don’t win elections, governments win them.

    Should that be “governments lose them”, because that makes more sense to me.

  2. 2 MarkNo Gravatar

    Only on the second cup of coffee! Will correct, thanks, tigtog.

  3. 3 ChrisNo Gravatar

    I think that a lot of people no longer like Howard because they believe that he has grown arrogant. There was a poll a while ago that indicated that 68% of people now think of him that way.

    Workchoices is the main reason for this. And the fact is that Howard and the Libs were arrogant about Workchoices. It should not be forgoten that back in 2005 Howard told the Opposition that “in 12 months time, the people of Australia will wonder what all your hullabaloo was really about.�

    I think that the suggestions coming out of Tony Abbott et al these days that the economy is good and therefore the Government must be good are only compounding Howard’s image problem.

  4. 4 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    Not sure its a vote shifter, but how this can be called “good economic management” is beyond me. http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/private-school-fees-rise-despite-windfall/2007/06/08/1181089329467.html

    Seem private schools fees have been rising steadily since the increased federal grants. Way ahead fo inflation, in fact. So much for making it private schools “more accessible”, per the original cant. Its just a building boom at the Grammars.

    Much like the risible private health insurance rebate. Premiums have risen regularly ahead of CPI. The insurers have essentaily taken the 30% rebate as clear price information that consumers can bear increased costs, of hmmm, hey …30%!

    ie the net equivalent of flushing health dollars down the toilet. Gets my vote for worst piece of Australian social policy, ever.

  5. 5 Tony HealyNo Gravatar

    I share your and Lyons’ interpretation. I think a significant segment of the electorate was shocked to realise, with Work Choices, that Howard and his government had been lying to them. That segment is probably only about 20 percent, but it’s enough to shift the polls.

    Also, as you point out Mark, the subsequent flailing around of the Howard government has been surprisingly amateurish, adding credence to the suggestions that former chief of staff Sinodinos was indeed an important and clever strategist whose loss has not been rectified.

  6. 6 swioNo Gravatar

    My own feeling is that the basic problem is that the excellent economic numbers are not matching some large fraction of the electorates perception of their own economic circumstances. This is due to two factors.

    I think the job market might not be as good as the numbers suggest for about half the electorate. There is something happening that is not captured by the unemployment rate. Perhaps even though its easier to get a job, its easier to lose one too, or that on the job working conditions are not improving. I don’t know exactly what it is.

    The other is that disposable income, (ie, income after interest payments). The huge amount of borrowing we have done is starting to catch up with us. Actual money in hand is not doing so well.

    Possums Pollytics has a fantastic post about the relation between government/opposition support and disposable income here. “Why Howard is rooted in one simple graph.”

    During the lead up to the US 96 presidential election the Clinton team had a similar problem. Despite the economy doing very well voters did not feel their own economic situation was good. Clinton’s team decided they could not talk about the great economic numbers which they found very frustrating. If the president went around saying what a great economic manager he was while voters perceived their own economic circumstances to be only average then he would look out of touch. I suspect that Howard (and the entire Australian punditocracy) faces this situation but has ended up making the mistake Clinton avoided.

  7. 7 swioNo Gravatar

    Tuesday’s Late Night Live has a good discussion on this with Hugh Mackay and former Chairman of Newspoll Sol Lebovic.

  8. 8 pre-dawn leftistNo Gravatar

    Social researcher Hugh Mackay said on Late Night Live med week that contrary to the current Abbott rant that people are “sleepwalking” into a change of government, the electorate is actually re engaging en mass in the political debate for the first time in probably half a decade. In that process are remembering some of the things that have happened under Howard that were less than favourable and evaluating him in that light. This comment actually struck a chord with me because I have long thought that Howards’ greatest allies were the combination of general voter disengagement and fear (be it of terrorism or interest rate increases). We saw him harness fear of terrorism in 2001, and interest rates in 2004. In between times, the voters were too disengaged to follow what was really going on and see the cynicism that lies at the heart of Howard and his government.

    Howard has always wanted us disengaged, fearful and in debt. That is how he has made the times suit him. Tne trouble is, that people now seem to be waking up.

  9. 9 TimTNo Gravatar

    Mackay is exactly wrong. He can’t – or won’t – remember that in 2004, a great deal of hype was put forward during the run up to the election about Latham’s bold new vision, how he represented a new way forward for the left, etc. Perhaps he’s just influenced too much by the polls, or perhaps he was one of the cheerleaders in 2004 and wants to gloss over that fact.

    I don’t know whether the implementation of Work Choices really was an example of hubris or arrogance. It’s more an example of Real Politik: the Government knew they had the numbers, and decide to implement some changes they had long contemplated but were unable to implement without a sympathetic upper and lower house. When the legislation was first implemented just over a year ago, many commenters acknowledged that the Liberals had been calling for these sort of reforms for years.

    I’d be inclined to think that Labor will make some gains in the coming election, but not enough to overcome the advantages gained by the Coalition in the previous election. But then, I’m cynical about election predictions: in reality, the election is a result of the choices and considerations of millions of Australian voters, while predictions are based on the theories and prejudices of the person making the prediction. (I have a similar attitude towards polls; they might reflect some interesting things about the Australian public, but they don’t really reflect the considered choices that Australians will make come election time. If that makes sense.).

  10. 10 Lang MackNo Gravatar

    I think that there may also be an amount of accord with voters and Rudd, that may have worked against Beasley, that being heritage. Rudd has an image as working to what he is now, Kim I feel had an image from his father, as being a politician by breeding. (Please don’t mention Dolly, how voters vote sometimes despairs me, albeit Dolly being Lib)
    I associate with people in the bush and often I will be driving around with farmers and such and will hear ” Dad got a start on that old rough block”, or”shearing on so&so got my start”
    These are the people who kicked out the Nationals both Fed/State here, and who seem to associate with Rudd, as a worker, and from a rural background.. The impression I get is that they have had a gut full of the incumbents and will back someone they can relate to, that being said, rural vote is far from city, however, both lots should take note, my electorate took away Nat/Lib and voted Indp, and there was no Labor presence here to give them a run, and times have changed, ask us about GST, BAS, WPA’s, Broadband, Medical, Roads, and we see on the news that Howard spent $1.5 billion in the last eleven tears(that was Freudian, I ‘ment years) on self promotion( I think that’s correct), and we take note……

  11. 11 ChrisNo Gravatar

    When the legislation was first implemented just over a year ago, many commenters acknowledged that the Liberals had been calling for these sort of reforms for years.

    Commentators may well have known that but I don’t think a lot of swinging voters did. Prior to 2005 Howard has projected an image of himself as a friend of the battlers not interested in ideology or the kinds of economic upheavals most Australians really do not like.

  12. 12 BrianNo Gravatar

    That’s an interesting graph at Pollypolitics SWIO. It suggests that the problem is indebtedness and affordability of housing rather than interest rates as such. I’m sure Wayne Swan knows and that he has told Gartrell.

    Left E you have to understand that in education need is infinite. So there will always be a reason to enhance provisions in wealthy schools.

    Also elite schools need to remain elite. Their clientele expect nothing less. Howard may want to make private schools affordable, but I’m sure some of them don’t want to be affordable to everyone.

  13. 13 John RyanNo Gravatar

    What about the from what I can gather the growing pool of underemployed,the Invalid Pensioners who unlike the over 65s did not get the Cossie Bribe of 500.
    And have to live on 250 a week and still pay the rates,the electricity and water bills in this over inflated state of WA,not that I would vote for the lying little bastard.
    Also some are not as lucky as me and have to pay rent as well,it has me beat how they get by I know I struggle

  14. 14 BlacklightNo Gravatar

    1. all the hype about full employment. What about under employment ie the rise and rise of temporary causal work with more and more and more people trapped into casual job after casual job .

    2. there is average wage, and the median wage. I suggest the median wage is much lower and the gap between the two growing larger quite quickly. Especially here in the wild west.

  15. 15 BlacklightNo Gravatar

    oops wrong thread…

  16. 16 blacklightNo Gravatar

    oops right thread…

    look away now, nothing to see here

  17. 17 Lang MackNo Gravatar

    John Ryan,I was going to write a post on how I agree with you,(too long) please accept that I do,and it’s people like you with a heart and understanding, that maybe, just maybe that a sense of fair play will happen. For that to happen, well, get rid of Howard, then work forward. Remember the cartoon, in the Aus; I think , when Howard, Reith(with mobile phone) and the others were feeding out of the trough, and a couple came up with some tin cups held out and Howard yelled at them ” what do you bludgers want”.

  18. 18 philip traversNo Gravatar

    Hooray for John Ryan.Hooray forblacklight…the only geniuses here representing the actuality as it is.Then there are the single men with kids etc.And maybe the division between the mum dad divide as singles isnt so great when it comes to what government dreams up as help,but is penalty sometimes.Rudd doesnt go near any of these issues,because he thinks he is more worthy running with the hunters and single people will dump on the ALP to,if it continues to talk about the happy family bull.The world doesnt start when the ALP is in government..the crisis in N.S.W. as I type will see further housing problems,there is no lucky charm for the ALP after these events in N.S.W. And it is the end of Howard..the coal reality as boom has won a wet t-shirt award in winter.

  19. 19 MorningDudeNo Gravatar

    Actually Blacklight, though underemployment is an important factor and whose figures should be published instead of the manipulated and misleading unemployment ones, the real measure is workforce underutilisation/utilisation, which should be the real measure of a how well any government is doing. There is plenty of info around the traps on this, including the ABS itself.

    Also a little ot but how come the Feds always get the kudos for good employment figures when the figures themselves are always broken down by State? Surely employment is more a State thing and influence than Federal?

  20. 20 TimTNo Gravatar

    Commentators may well have known that but I don’t think a lot of swinging voters did. Prior to 2005 Howard has projected an image of himself as a friend of the battlers not interested in ideology or the kinds of economic upheavals most Australians really do not like.

    Possibly, Chris. But one imagines swinging voters would think back and remember Howard’s implementation of the GST, which would probably qualify as an ‘ideology or… kind of economic upheaval.’ Especially considering John Hewson fought and lost an election on the issue. (And as Treasurer, Keating had argued for a similar idea before dropping it several elections prior)

  21. 21 MarkNo Gravatar

    When the legislation was first implemented just over a year ago, many commenters acknowledged that the Liberals had been calling for these sort of reforms for years.

    Even those commentators were shocked when Howard set the 100 employees threshold for unfair dismissal.

    Chris is right. And Howard went to an election on the GST. WorkChoices wasn’t mentioned in 2004. I don’t recall IR being an issue then.

  22. 22 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    I think that John Winston Howard rues the day he agreed to run with the WorkChoices. He knows he has two masters, the electorate and the corporations whose huge profits fund the Liberal Party and contribute to “good press” and fatten up the economy indicators.

    On the other hand, the electorate, the slow-witted beast that it is, can occasionally be dumbly insolent and vote contrary to what it is told.

    I think that very situation is close to being realised and Ratty is rattled – going from abject panic of the Henny-Pennyesque “sky is falling” variety to Abbo’s “they know not why they do, repent before it is too late” and $weetie’s “the economy is a finely wrought mechanism that could be upset by a hamfisted operator, don’t risk it”.

    Hartcher’s analysis was basically a two-bob each-way argument but one of the experts brought drilled down to what Possum Pollytics graphs cleverly teases out and what some of us have been saying: that despite the booming economy, many in marginal electorate mortgage belts are looking into their wallets and saying at the end of the week: “where’s my share, dude?!” The $weetster arrogantly boasting what a fine job he has done in delivering astronomical profits to Shell and Coal and Allied and the miners is only cheesing people off, major.

    In other words, the trickle-down is not trickling down.

    Howard has undoubtedly made corporations and those who profit therefrom much, much better off. That is not the case for most votin’ viewers down the other end of the foodchain.

    And the point is? We all get just one (1) vote, and those who are getting the rough end of the stick are more numerous. Especially in the marginals – the sans culottes are in traditional Labor-voting electorates, the ones making a quid, in the blue ribbon Liberal seats, leaving the punters with Mcmansions sending their wages directly to the banks and Johnny Simon.

    Howard’s dilemma has always been resolved by paying off the corporates, and giving the minimum he can get away with (and lying) to the electorate. And this usually happens at the end of the electorate cycle. So this time. But this time, it is not working and Ratty cannot understand why.

    I’m sure one of Mr Howard’s spies is reading this. So let me address myself to the Prime Minister.

    Hi John. Pay attention. Now listen: the economy is ripping along, granted. BUT that is not all good news for the government. Punters are saying, if it is so great, where’s mine? Then they see bosses trousering $30 mil. for turning up to the office in a chauffeured Merc for a couple of years. Unfortunately, John, it is too late and you know it, don’t you. You were right the first time.

    Miriam Lyons, quoted in the Herald article has got the idea:

    “Australian voters think Howard has gone “a bridge too far”, for taking advantage of the Senate majority to go against the interests of those who gave it to him”.

    Shortly before the election, in a lay-by on the Federal Highway leading into Canberra, John Howard says to Peter Costello, both astride their Harley choppers: “I think we blew it, man.”

  23. 23 Lang MackNo Gravatar

    The average wage is in the $800.00 pw. or more, yes?. Ask the average worker.

  24. 24 ChrisNo Gravatar

    TimT I am not sure why a number of Liberal MPs and Liberal aligned commentators are reasured by the GST. It was indeed a major economic change and people didn’t like it. Howard almost lost an election on it well before his Government had time to start looking old and tired.

    I also think the Libs “the sky wont/hasnt fall in” jibe has backfired. It sounds like (and is) a trivialisation of the electorates concerns which they are unlikely to appreciate.

  25. 25 MorningDudeNo Gravatar

    The average wage is in the $800.00 pw. or more, yes?. Ask the average worker.

    But trending downwards: ABS

    Interesting thing I noticed in looking up this data is that the fastest downward trend is in the public sector, which also happens to be where there is the greatest preponderance for AWAs if I’m not mistaken.

    This is the other problem the public see with Howard and why they have turned away from him (and Costello on this matter). The public keep hearing a double speak of WorkChoices delivering better wages with the skewed wages growth figures trotted out at every opportunity, but at the same time data keeps rolling out about wages growth being in check and trending downwards.

    The government can’t have it both ways as much as it is trying to.

  26. 26 sandyNo Gravatar

    I look at the two parties. Gee as a would be free thinker and floating voter I’m thinking if this gets though I will be cosidered stuppid and place on Howards worthless heap.

  27. 27 KimNo Gravatar

    Interesting thing I noticed in looking up this data is that the fastest downward trend is in the public sector

    Wages in the federal public service have fallen behind those in the state public service, at least in Qld.

  28. 28 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    Well, its also a story of cooked figures too, aint it?

    Unemployment figures are just plain nonsense these days, so low is the weekly hour threshold – wont change under Rudd either.

    Inflation figures exclude petrol (real world disjunction right there – back on punter st, bizarrely enough, it still gets paid out of weekly earnings)

    Interest rates are hardly low – they’re among the highest in the OECD, and even thats less relevant the sheer size of the principal loan these days.

    And thats before you even factor in Workchoices as a battler vote-killer.

    Sadly for the Rodent, despite the best efforts of the press, the household economy doesnt actually run on spin.

  29. 29 KimNo Gravatar

    Well his does. Spin has kept him in Kirribilli up to now. And in chesterfield armchairs, top hotels in Paris and wine cellars.

  30. 30 KimNo Gravatar

    There’s a good old Marxian axiom about underconsumption at work here. Paradoxically, even though consumer spending is driving the economy, most punters’ income can’t pay for their needs without massive debt. Helps soak up some of the overproduction which acts as a deflationary factor, too.

    /stops channelling Baran and Sweezy

  31. 31 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    Yep Kim, and dont forget Wallerstein. All our banks borrow at 2% from the US, flog it to ‘all of us’ complete losers at 6.5.

    Where the friggin free market and the alleged FTA when you actually need it?

    Parked at the big end of town with a “piss off punter” sign, thats where.

    Anyway – does wonders for the trade deficit, no? Plus the nation is now parking most of its debt in a totally unproductive sector (housing).

  32. 32 KimNo Gravatar

    That’s life in the semi-periphery, Lefty E! ;)

  33. 33 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    /impressed!

    Yes, one the many antimonies of the Antipodes, Kim.

  34. 34 steveNo Gravatar

    Peter Dutton using our money wisely. No wonder he was given a top economic portfolio!

  35. 35 St MargaretNo Gravatar

    I’m depressed about the point made towards the end of Peter Hartcher’s article: ‘”There is a lot of vitriol about Howard but it’s mainly in the educated elites of Sydney and Melbourne – it’s not widely held in the community” says the Galaxy pollster…”‘

    Really? By the sound of it you’d wonder why there were any Labor held seats at all outside Melbourne and Sydney. But am I dreaming? Are there any Labor held seats outside Melbourne and Sydney? Please, please, please any of you good bloggers and blog posters tell me!

    Am I really just a cry in the wilderness, as insignificant as tears in rain? Is my aversion to Ratty just a product of my overheated imagination? Are all my objections to Ratty’s policies on the environment, industrial relations, foreign policy, aboriginal affairs all a tad unreasonable and extreme? Am I really that out of touch with the majority of Australians? I don’t know now and am in a quandary worse than Paris Hilton’s incarceration in prison! Tell me please I really need to know!!!!!!!!!

  36. 36 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Mark’s obsessive-compulsive Howard-hatred disorder is so all-consuming he now has to twist the results of punditry and pollstering out of all recognition in order to extract his preferred political narrative. He quotes Hartcher’s summary of the Galax poll:


    In other words, by an overwhelming two to one, they were intending to vote Labor for anti-Howard reasons rather than pro-Rudd motives.

    But mark fails to quote Hartcher’s run-down of the Galazy data:


    Was it because of their approval of Kevin Rudd? Yes, said 32 per cent. Or was it because the Government had lost their trust? This was the case for 23 per cent. Or was it because they were “sick of John Howard”? This one got 20 per cent. Or was it because, after 11 years, it was time for a change? Yes, said another 20 per cent.

    Now can anyone out there familiar with basics of statistical methodology spot the majestic non-sequitur, jumping from the jumbled data to the sure conclusion? THe various poll classifications: “sick of John Howard”, “time for a change”, “Govt had lost their trust” do not all reflect badly on the person of John Howard. Therefore they are not “anti-Howard”.

    THis valid conclusion is immediately born out later in the Hartcher article, which mark fails to quote, showing Newspoll figures which consistently report Howard’s approval ratings at relatively high levels for this late in his term of office:


    And yet, in spite of all this, Newspoll reports that more than 40 per cent of voters remain satisfied with Howard’s performance as prime minister. That’s hardly the rating of a leader on the skids. They might not admire him, but they continue to respect him.

    I have been saying this for ages, although mark prefers to bury his head in the sand. FOr sure this chronic under-estimation of Howard is setting the Left up for the mother of all sucker punches.

    So Hartcher makes the first blue, jumping to anti-Howard conclusions from vague and contradictory data. And mark compounds the error by two instances of selective non-quotation.

    Its rich of mark to continually bucket the (minority of) pro-Howard pundits for their politicised mis-reading of data. Pundits from all sides of the ideological spectrum continue to misread political activity, neglecting their professional cares with political bias ie spin.

  37. 37 ChrisNo Gravatar

    Surely, Jack, the finding that 68% of people think that John Howard is arrogant is an anti-Howard finding?

  38. 38 MarkNo Gravatar

    Mark’s obsessive-compulsive Howard-hatred disorder is so all-consuming he now has to twist the results of punditry and pollstering out of all recognition in order to extract his preferred political narrative

    I don’t think so, Jack. For Howard read also “Howard government”.

  39. 39 ChrisNo Gravatar

    And Jack even assuming that hate is an appropriate description of Marks attitude towards Howard (and I have some doubts about that) can you please explain why this would constitute a disorder?

    Were all those Australians who hated and still hate Keating, Fraser, Whitlam and to a lesser extent Hawke, who was much less divisive than the aforementioned, suffering from “obsessive-compulsive _____-hatred disorder”?

  40. 40 MarkNo Gravatar

    I’ve said repeatedly that I don’t hate Howard. Hate is a very unproductive and distorting emotion. And anyway, he’s not worth the trouble.

  41. 41 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    Actually, I reckon a lot of Howard’s support is soft, based on lousy oppositions, and some very lazy spoonfed journalistic assessments of his strengths (eg TEH ECONOMY).

    Rudd has been pretty successful at asking some basic questions about that narrative (is it just the boom? why is productivity at 0%? Are we going to quarry and be waiters forever – where’s the skill base for hi tech etc).

    Compare with Keating, who demolishes the Howard/ Costello management argument easily, but in a fairly user-unfriendly language, and venue (ABC Lateline).

  42. 42 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Chris on 10 June 2007 at 12:40 pm


    Surely, Jack, the finding that 68% of people think that John Howard is arrogant is an anti-Howard finding?

    Different poll, different dates not commensurable results. I have to say that these vague and nebulous questions about politicians personalities are not all that scientific.

    There is something incedible about a “Dorothy Dixer” on Howard’s arrogance which delivers a 2/3 positive response, whilst more than half of that number would continue to vote for Howard. Obviously “arrogance” is not a deal breaker.

    There is some vague anti-howard sentiment out there in the electorate. But it is not in the form that the Left would prefer.

    Howard’s fall from electoral grace is basically about the varying marginal returns to incumbency. These increase in the first term or two. And then they diminish in the third and fourth terms.

    The dissatisfied voters were waiting for the ALP to get a proper leadership team. When this question was settled they flocked to Rudd.

    This does not mean they hate Howard’s personality or like Rudd’s policies, the preferred narratives of the Left. Mark is therefore off-target when he focuses on these things.

    The main reason why the electorate have turned against Howard and in favour of Rudd is that Howard is seen as trying to hold onto power too long, by relying on political manipulation rather than policy articulation.

    The electoratge do not necessarily like Rudd’s personality or dislike Howard’s policies. They would just rather Howard held off on the personality attacks and concentrated on the policy programs.

    The business community is starting to feel the same way. Duffy, a right winger but not a Howard-hugger by any means, points out that the govts obsessive political spin doctoring is doing it self-harm:


    But it was the constant campaigning that annoyed them most.

    “A bit of politics is OK,” the seasoned observer says, “but we got it at morning tea, lunch, cocktails and dinner. We’d expected more policy, more insights into their thinking.”

    Even Nick Minchin and Malcolm Turnbull, ministers for whom business people have a lot of respect, were tediously on message. Another observer says: “We were all a bit weary by the end; they were treating us like the dumb electorate.”

    But the electorate is not so dumb. They feel the same way.

  43. 43 MarkNo Gravatar

    Jack, I hate to disrupt the stoush you’re enjoying with a straw me.

    The main reason why the electorate have turned against Howard and in favour of Rudd is that Howard is seen as trying to hold onto power too long, by relying on political manipulation rather than policy articulation.

    The electoratge do not necessarily like Rudd’s personality or dislike Howard’s policies. They would just rather Howard held off on the personality attacks and concentrated on the policy programs.

    But I largely agree.

  44. 44 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    Jack, Mark is quite right, you are setting him up as your straw man.

    You want me. I’m the one! I plead guilty for hating Howard just for being Howard.

    This is apart from the Howard government, Jack. With me and Howard, it’s Howard the man the mammal, pure and simple.

    Look, I am not ashamed to admit it. I really do hate Howard. I hope he loses the election badly (as he deserves to) and is then slagged by the Liberal Party which moves to deHowardise itself.

    I have always hated Howard, indeed I would have hated him had I known of him when he first appeared on a TV quiz show, pretending to know answers to questions when he had no idea but tried to bluff his way by outrageous lying. Have you seen that clip, Jack, of Howard as a young man? It is very very Howard at his quintessential dissembling. It is also very revealing: Howard is congenitally hateful.

    I hate Howard because his lower jaw seems to belong to someone else, like a cheaply made Hanna Barbera cartoon, where the lower mandible is the only thing that moves.

    I hate Howard from the moment I wake up in the morning. I hate his phlegmy, adenoidal voice. I hate the way he chops the air with his hand. It tells me that he is pretending to be adamant and seriously concerned about something when he does not give a stuff about anything or anyone except himself.

    I hate Howard when he interposes himself into situations of grieving families, disasters, at major football match prize-giving ceremonies, and at public gatherings which have nothing whatsoever to with him but which he gatecrashes to milk cheap publicity for himself. I hate Howard because he knows no shame.

    I hate Howard for the way he doesn’t let interviewers finish their sentence if he sniffs that they may be on the way to ask an uncomfortable or a critical question.

    I hate Howard because he has cheapened public debate. I hate Howard because he has corrupted our polity by appealing to racism, xenophobia and greed.

    I hate Howard for the way he sucks up to:
    powerful commercial interests,
    powerful figures in the US administration,
    powerful media moguls,
    powerful media personalities.

    I hate Howard for trashing the weak who can’t fight/answer back (refugees, the wretched people on the deck of the MV Tampa, the wretched people in desert gulags whose children saw people going insane and themselves went insane, the wretched people in Nauru and offshore detention camps, wretched people on sinking junks). I hate Howard because he lacks humanity. I hate Howard because he lacks human decency. I hate Howard for making lying a policy of governance and his own political survival.

    Howard has no friends on his own side of politics (ask Shane Stone). I am not the only person to hate Howard, even among fellow Liberals – to know Howard is to hate him.

    Everyone I know hates Howard. Except you, Jack.

  45. 45 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Mark on 10 June 2007 at 1:31 pm


    Jack, I hate to disrupt the stoush you’re enjoying with a straw me.

    But I largely agree.

    Ahh so all that stuff you crank out, day-in-day-out, about Howard’s personal duplicity and policy iniquities is mainly playing to the Left wing grandstand. Or “marking” out ideological territory. Or a pundits pissing contest. Not psephologically predictive at all.

    Perhaps you should run two blogs. One to raise the flagging spirits of the comrades. And one for me and any others interested in harder science.

    FTR I think there is very little to choose b/w Rudd v Howard personalities and ALP v L/NP policies. We are very much at tweedle-dee tweedle dum stage of political evolution. This is probably a good thing, in some respects.

    Rudd is mini-me of Howard’s persona. And the ALP has committed itself to Howards policy settings on key economic and cultural issues. Only Iraq stands b/w them, and that is a second order issue for most Australians.

    I have thought, ever since WorkChoices went down like a Lead Zeppelin in the latter part of 2006, that Howard would lose in 2007. But not by a landslide as mark continually insinuates, with his “govts lose big” hints. For mine, 1972 and 1983 are probably the most likely analogues.

  46. 46 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    Yeah Jack, what Ken said. Can’t wait to see the electorate lob a couple of metaphorical shotgun blasts into the back of his legs.

  47. 47 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Ken Scott on 10 June 2007 at 2:34 pm


    Everyone I know hates Howard. Except you, Jack.

    You should get out more.

    I neither hate nor love Howard. I accord him a measure of cool esteem for fighting the good fight on the right-wing side of the Culture Wars. A dirty job but someones got to do it.

    I dont want social democracy following the USA or USE’s insane and inane cultural tendencies. Neither would you or mark, if you could come to your senses on this.

  48. 48 John CNo Gravatar

    I don’t hate Howard either Jack but I do despise him. Believe me Jack, this is not about me. This is about Australia’s future.

  49. 49 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    Ken, I’m not fond of Mr. Howard either, but must confess to a twinge of envy.
    That special (rat with a gold tooth) smile, he saves for Jack.
    All people like us get is a grinning skull.

  50. 50 Don WiganNo Gravatar

    Ken articulated it very well. I hate him not just for his exploitation of fear, race and xenophobia. Sadly, part of that feeling is not so much personal. He’s really too shallow a man for that, despite his mastery of recent politics and media superficiality.

    It’s more for what it says about us as a society. Here he is the exemplification of an Afrikaner leader and he has dominated the last decade. Are we really no better than that? It doesn’t say much about us, and says even less about our Opposition for most of that time.

    That said, I think it is mostly leftists and old-style liberal-democrats who would feel that degree of antipathy towards Howard.

    Jack is very likely right. Most of the public neither hates him nor feels ashamed of the Howard era. They were just sick of the constant political spin and have been waiting impatiently for a credible alternative.

  51. 51 Lefty ENo Gravatar

    Personally, I blame Howard for this – increasing parent rage against teachers

    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/06/09/1181089398448.html

    When Rodent’s political eulogies are written, his utterly pointless teacher-bullying pogroms will be one of the low points.

  52. 52 kirraNo Gravatar

    first time post dont be harsh on me
    i am wondering reading all these posts that it didnt happen before. i think the spread of the internet has allowed a lot of people to research their own views on issues and make up there own minds without just reling on what they read in the papers or see on tv this i think maybe contirbting to the polls and why the mainstream media is having difficulties understanding them a lot of people have now stopped listening to them and are making their own judgements for themselves. if this is true i think all govts will have to consider haw they get their ides accross. the internet is still small but look how much it has grown in a few years.maybe tony abott and a few more in govt should think about this my opinon and would be intrested to know yours

  53. 53 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    I don’t know if I hate Howard, as do Ken Scott & Don Wigan, or if I despise him as does John C, certainly I am more than “not fond of” Howard, as is Enemy Combatant.

    Howard isn’t in hot enough water for my liking.

    I am unimpressed by his apparent governing for the big end of town, but have no recollection whatsoever of any “racism” & “oppression” arising in Australua due to him. I suspect that persons who believe this would be rather thin on the ground once one got away from New Farm, Glebe & like places.

  54. 54 Geoff HonnorNo Gravatar

    “Jack is very likely right. Most of the public neither hates him nor feels ashamed of the Howard era. They were just sick of the constant political spin and have been waiting impatiently for a credible alternative.”

    Yep. Pretty much, Jack is right I think, Don. Howard has been around too long, things are going pretty well and Kevin Rudd – though hardly the sort of bloke you’d choose to have a beer with – looks competent, safe and smart enough to keep the good times rolling. Dame Edna was spot-on with her description of him as a Dentist. I’m not sure whether they’d ascribe “constant political spin” solely to Howard. The perception that all pollies spin the truth is as old as Australia. I recently attended a conference on the Gold Coast and the cabbie who drove me from Coolangatta Airport to Surfers was railing about Rudd “stealing from superannuation funds to pay for Broadband.” I pointed out to him that the Future Fund proposal didn’t involve “stealing from super funds,” at all, but he was unconvinced. ” They’re all full of bullshit, mate,” he assured me. He didn’t much like Howard but he offered that “you know where he stands” and he also quite liked Peter Beattie but also thought (with a chuckle) that he was “a terrible bullshitter.”

    “Howard hating” isn’t likely to be an electoral factor outside a few inner urban electorates that Bob Brown gets moderately excited about. The prospect of change – without major disturbance – is far more likely to be the change of government motivator.

  55. 55 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    Oh come on Jack, I would be the first to admit that what I am saying is entirely subjective. That is my view of Howard, and I explained why I held this view in plain language.

    Your link to your own guest post of 2004 on John Quiggin’s site does not make your argument any clearer or more persuasive to make me think otherwise – to wit, that Mr Howard is a lovely human being, not deserving of my hate.

    I mean, you do not do yourself any favours. In your post you speak of a “Howard-hating thesis”. You then proceed to dispose of this Howard-hating thesis this by asserting that it is “ahistoric, hyperbolic and counter-empiric”. Whatever that may mean. Okay, it’s an assertion. To give your assertion meat some empirical bone you endow it with a hyperlink to SMH archive of a column by Paul Sheahan of October 2001 about keeping out riff-raff refos away from our borders. But that is just Sheahan’s opinion. Indeed, it’s an OPINION piece!

    Jack, I am not a part of any “orchestrated campaign of vilification”. I mean, how does such an orchestration occur? Do members of this orchestra meet in a nonedescript cafe in, say, Coffs Harbour, and Ms Keeler (a ristretto), St Margaret (latte), Lefty E (long black with cream on the side), Kim (camomile tea), Chris (long black decaf), Enemy Combatant (soyachino), John C (cappuccino, hold the chocolate sprinkle), Don Wigan (flat white) and I (short black) scheme and plan our next move to blacken the good name of our prime minister?

    I am a private individual expressing my private views publicly, one of which is a belief that many people share my views of Mr Howard as a worthless prick, including members of the Liberal Party. (I hope you are not suggesting that Shane Stone is part of this cabal? Or Malcolm Fraser? Or, allegedly, Senator Brandis?)

    “What we have here, is a profound disgareement,” Jack. That is how Sheahan ends his piece of October 10, 2001. Amen to that.

  56. 56 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    “certainly I am more than “not fond ofâ€? Howard, as is Enemy Combatant.”

    You’re one helluva guy, Steve. I like you. You’re the only bloke on this blog who can actually look up, and see an understatement going right over your head.

    Nevertheless, I’m delighted and surprised that El Rodente has disappointed even you, dear sparring partner.

    SATP: “Howard isn’t in hot enough water for my liking.”

    Perhaps Long Term Osmosis (LTO), Steve, should not be discounted as a means of weblog communication, after all. My hunch is that Ken Scott (2:34 pm) speaks for most LP regulars, though few could have expressed it as well as Ken does and most would have been more circumspect.
    Sometimes, however, the directness of speech in a Public Bar is far more eloquent and meaningful, than the euphemisms heard in The Lounge.

  57. 57 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Enemy Combatant on 10 June 2007 at 4:24 pm


    Ken, I’m not fond of Mr. Howard either, but must confess to a twinge of envy. That special (rat with a gold tooth) smile, he saves for Jack. All people like us get is a grinning skull.

    I should think that, given poll results, Leftists such as Enemy Combatant would now be like a “rat flashing a gold tooth” ie feeling ver-r-r-y pleased with themselves. Half-hearted Howard-supporters, like myself, are the ones “as popular as blowies at a butchers picnic”.

  58. 58 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    My opinion of John Howard was formed in 1979. In the intervening years I have seen no reason to change it.

    For me, he is very remniscent of Josef Goebbels. Ethics-wise that is, not politically. I don’t and have never trusted him. On top of that there are a few actions of his as treasurer which were unconscionable.

    That aside, I certainly (much as it sticks in my craw) respect his tenacity, his humility and his political skill, and his political acumen. He has demonstrated all of those in spades.

    Probably quite difficult to hate him, as he hasn’t undone anything I have created with my own exertion (except pass gun laws, & that only affects me if I choose to [guffaw] hand in my guns)

    He will be voted out because the population feels they are able to do without him, and have found someone whom they feel will be a steady hand on the tiller and won’t wreck things.

  59. 59 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Ken Scott on 10 June 2007 at 7:07 pm


    Your link to your own guest post of 2004 on John Quiggin’s site does not make your argument any clearer or more persuasive to make me think otherwise

    It was not intended to. You have made it quite clear that your political convictions are based on emotion, not reason.

    I apologise for the unpardonable sin of self-referentiality. All I meant to do with that link is substantiate the luke-warmness (“one cheer…”) of my support of Howard. I vehemently disagree with his recipe for economic prosperity. And have nagging doubts about his national security strategy.

    That post spells out his success in the area of cultural identity policy, which is real and underrated. The cultural elites jeer him. It is the cultural populus – mostly male-led working families – who mainly cheer him. Because his authoritarian cultural policies helped them dodge bullets from unruly minorities.

    The rule-following majority are right in the firing line in the Culture War. From multi-culting ethnic lobbies, race-hustling indigenes, child-carelessing career-women, bare-backing gays, gun-nutting whackos, queue-jumping asslum-seekers, street-hassling drug-fiends, post-modernizing egg-heads and other assorted political rat-bags still hung-over from the seventies and eighties.

    It is the responsibility of the Cutural Left elites to keep unruly minorities in line, so that they can get ahead. Instead they have added fuel to energy wasting fires. This puts the cause of social democracy, founded on conservative nationalism cf Bismark through Roosevelt, back and behind the eight-ball.

    Ken Scott says:


    Jack, I am not a part of any “orchestrated campaign of vilificationâ€?. I mean, how does such an orchestration occur? Do members of this orchestra meet in a nonedescript cafe in, say, Coffs Harbour, and … scheme and plan our next move to blacken the good name of our prime minister?

    A conspiracy of virulence speaks louder than words.

  60. 60 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    My opinion of John Howard was formed in 1979. In the intervening years I have seen no reason to change it.

    SATP, I forgive you for every snarky word we’ve had.

  61. 61 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Christine, I hv no recollection of snarky words with anybody.

    Perhaps some people’s lives are affected by what they see online at blogs, but mine isn’t.

  62. 62 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    I type & forget, often fail to remember where I post comments, so am unable to respond to counter comments.

  63. 63 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    JS: “like a “rat flashing a gold toothâ€? ie feeling ver-r-r-y pleased with themselves. Half-hearted Howard-supporters, like myself, are the ones “as popular as blowies at a butchers picnicâ€?.”

    Jack, throughout the course of the year, your facility with the vernacular has improved remarkably. Keep up the good work!

    Steve, agree with your assesment that most voters feel that Ruddster’s “hand on the tiller won’t wreck things”. Howard as “humble” is a bit of a stretch, I’ll let it through to the keeper for now.

    This one though, is a bit of a worry:
    SATP: “For me, he is very remniscent of Josef Goebbels. Ethics-wise that is, not politically.”

    Steve, leaving aside some similarities with Mr. Howard in character, and some as propagandists, would you please amplify how you view Josef Goebbels, “Ethics-wise”. How does one define the “ethics” of a man who murdered his wife and children and spin-doctored a Holocost?

    Let’s keep some perspective here, Steve. Much as I detest Howard, he’s not on the same page as an ethics-less monster like Goebbels.

  64. 64 BrianNo Gravatar

    EC all three were caught in the spaminator. I fished them all out then deleted the last two from the thread after publishing. That way the spaminator should learn (I think!)

  65. 65 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    Thanks, Brian.
    Christine, I think our little mate is tired and emotional. Probably reading himself off to sleep with the latest glossy centrefold of Guns ‘n’ Ammo. But tonight at least, we witnessed a gentler, softer side of Steve. Tomorrow, he’ll be belting us all over the threads again.
    He’s such a boy.

  66. 66 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    I didn’t mean John Howard is a raving murderous lunatic. My fault for not being clearer in my typing.

    Goebbels was the minister for propaganda.

  67. 67 KimNo Gravatar

    Kevin Rudd – though hardly the sort of bloke you’d choose to have a beer with

    This is a weird thing. Proverbially, folks in the US in 04 were supposed to want to have a beer with Dubya whereas Kerry would have invited them in for a pernod and for a melty French cheese or something.

    I’m just not buying it.

    Spending social time with Rudd would be holding his attention for a second before he found someone far more CEOlike or Archbishop-ric to talk to. And then he’d probably be sipping pernod anyway.

    Let’s face it, the dude is a social crawler.

    Whereas Howard – he wouldn’t even know what a pub looked like.

    It’s a bullshit way to judge. If they were the sort of people you’d like to have a beer with, they wouldn’t be the PM and the Leader of Her Maj’s Opposition respectively.

  68. 68 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    I guess that means Jeanette’s not going to kill the kids if he loses.

    And yes EC, I suspect that sometimes SATP is tired as a newt when posting.

  69. 69 KimNo Gravatar

    Newt?

    No he’s rested and he’s channelling Reagan and he’s gonna run for Prez!

    Eventually.

    Erm.

    As if the Republican primaries matter…

  70. 70 KimNo Gravatar

    I rest my case, Your Honor.

  71. 71 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    Strocchi, apart from the fact that I am not of the couture left, more your op-shop moderate, you’re right, I don’t know much about politics but I know what I don’t like. And yes, unruly minority, that’s me all over.

  72. 72 KimNo Gravatar

    Don’t encourage Comrade Strocchi, Ken.

    Once you fall into the Strocchiverse, it takes the courage of Trinity to escape…

    Take the blue pill!

  73. 73 Frank CalabreseNo Gravatar

    After telling Howard they won’t pay to advertise in favour of Serfchoices, the Bosses Union have done a backflip.

    THE nation’s top business groups have dramatically moved to combat the union campaign against Work Choices, agreeing to spend millions of dollars on advertisements promoting the workplace laws in the lead-up to the federal election.
    The Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry has signed off on the advertising campaign with the Business Council of Australia.

    The advertisements by the ACCI and the BCA have been tested with focus groups and have the backing of the Minerals Council and Master Builders Australia.

    The Australian has learned the advertisements, due to start within weeks, will not only focus on Work Choices, but the shift to enterprise bargaining under Paul Keating, with business trying to negate the charge it is doing the Coalition’s bidding.

    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21883937-601,00.html

  74. 74 grace pettigrewNo Gravatar

    From your link Frank, with my insertions:

    “Peter Anderson, ACCI’s director of workplace relations [a business union], said unions tried to shut down a government official, James Smythe [posted to the ILO after drafting the WorkChoices legislation for Kevin Andrews], when he spoke about Australia’s good employment record during last Thursday’s ILO debate on Work Choices, with the unions saying jobs growth was not relevant [and its not].

    “If jobs data is not relevant to a debate about compliance with ILO labour conventions, then it is the ILO conventions, and not Australia, that need to be in the dock,” said Mr Anderson, the Australian employers representative at the UN body [so let's trash the ILO just like we did the UN over Iraq].

    The committee’s report, seen by The Australian [so where are the headlines], expressed concerns about Work Choices in relation to the right of workers to collectively bargain [just as Keating said last week, and not properly reported in the MSM] and found that workers were not protected against “anti-union discrimination [who would know?]” .

    The committee said the Government had not submitted a report on Work Choices in time for it to be examined by an ILO committee of experts [no accident, a deliberate act of contempt by Howard for the ILO], and called for the information to allow a report to be completed by the end of the year [after the election?].

    The committee urged the Government to negotiate with employers and unions about promoting the right of workers to collectively bargain. ” [bottom line, Australian is in contempt of its international obligations on the right to free association and nobody gives a stuff, especially the MSM].

  75. 75 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Kim on 11 June 2007 at 2:15 am


    Don’t encourage Comrade Strocchi, Ken.

    Once you fall into the Strocchiverse, it takes the courage of Trinity to escape…

    Take the blue pill!

    This would be the same “Strocchiverse” that everyone in this post is falling over themselves to inhabit? I confess to experiencing some sadistic relish whenever i hear this talk. Cultural Leftists still cocooning themselves, which means more soft targets for me.

    The meat is becoming easier as I seem to have minorities in civil society working overtime to confirm my secular trend to conservative nationalism thesis. (Perhaps by slipping some blue pills into the water?) Baby-booming career moms, Hilaly-dumping Islamics, ATSIC-disbanding indigenes, modern Australia-integrating ethnics, drug-averting teens and so on. All losing their precious diversity.

    Not to mention the continued influence of the more disreputable Dries amongst the majority – the Hanson-adoring geezers, Leb-repelling Cronullans, flag-waving Big Day-Outers, Anzac-cove pilgrimming blokes, religious-school enrolling aspirationals and so on.

    My theories live or die by predictive utility. I am on record going back to 2003-4 as predicting:

    1. “Decline of the Wets” Diversity dystrophy – the secular shift towards the Cultural Right in both state polity and civil society will be maintained or continue. (see above)

    2. “The great Convergence”: Major party hypertrophy – both major parties will converge towards a common cultural and fiscal program (see above)

    3. “The petty obsolescence” (link disappeared goddammit!): Minor party atrophy – the overall share of the minor parties, esp DEMs, GREENs, NATS will decline. (check the Senate voting patterns from 1996 through 2007).

    More recently, I am also on record,
    c. pre-Rudd mid-2006
    , as predicting an ALP victory in 2007.

    The [LN/P] have to start out as less favoured because of the return swing of the electoral pendulum and the attenuation of national security and cultural identity issues.

    I also correctly predicted that Howard would see off the Costelo challenge.

    I will also predict that the ALP victory will not be a landslide, as insinuated by mark. Putting numerical ranges on it I predict that, in 2-p-p the ALP not-north 53%-LN/P not-south 47%.

    So far as I am aware, this basic model of Australia’s conservative political culture and integrative psephological structure continues to hold good. Or do members of the Kim-verse say nay?

    So instead of horse-race commnetary, spin-doctoring or blog-pissing contests lets have some proper scientific controls. I am open for empirically testable predictions or bets on this. Any (red-pill)takers? Or are you all just talk?

  76. 76 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    Whoa, Kim, a black cat just went past us, and then another that looked just like it. Are you saying this been a glitch in the matrix all along?

  77. 77 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Ken Scott on 11 June 2007 at 10:56 am


    Whoa, Kim, a black cat just went past us, and then another that looked just like it. Are you saying this been a glitch in the matrix all along?

    Whoa, Larva prodders. Way to go with the big calls and smart money. I guess a hardened-head, farther-sight and deeper-think are a bit much to ask for died-in-the-wool Wet sheep. B-a-a-a.

  78. 78 grace pettigrewNo Gravatar

    “…multi-culting ethnic lobbies, race-hustling indigenes, child-carelessing career-women, bare-backing gays, gun-nutting whackos, queue-jumping asslum-seekers, street-hassling drug-fiends, post-modernizing egg-heads and other assorted political rat-bags still hung-over from the seventies and eighties…Baby-booming career moms, Hilaly-dumping Islamics, ATSIC-disbanding indigenes, modern Australia-integrating ethnics, drug-averting teens….the Hanson-adoring geezers, Leb-repelling Cronullans, flag-waving Big Day-Outers, Anzac-cove pilgrimming blokes, religious-school enrolling aspirationals… ”

    You hate an awful lot of Australians Strocchi. Are you sure you are still thinking straight? But then, how would you know, with no friends to tell you.

  79. 79 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    With views such as those you list Grace, Jack is likely to have more in common with the rest of the country than most who post here.

    Are they his friends though? That depends upon his personality, strength of character and consideration for others, not his politics.

  80. 80 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    grace pettigrew on 11 June 2007 at 11:58 am

    No. FTR I am happy as Larry with the way Australian things are turning out. “Mini-Me” Rudd and “Me-too” ALP are right by me.

    I am cheered by the fall of social pathologies:


    multi-culting ethnic lobbies, race-hustling indigenes, child-carelessing career-women, bare-backing gays, gun-nutting whackos, queue-jumping asslum-seekers, street-hassling drug-fiends, post-modernizing egg-heads and other assorted political rat-bags still hung-over from the seventies and eighties

    I cheer the rise of a social “euphologies”:


    Baby-booming career moms, Hilaly-dumping Islamics, ATSIC-disbanding indigenes, modern Australia-integrating ethnics, drug-averting teens

    I am ambivalent about:


    Hanson-adoring geezers, Leb-repelling Cronullans, flag-waving Big Day-Outers, Anzac-cove pilgrimming blokes, religious-school enrolling aspirationals

    Why is this so hard to understand?

    As for my friend ratio: I am bewildered by intrigue so many have about my personal life. My advice to them: get a life of your own and save the venetian-blind peering busybodying for your dotage.

  81. 81 ChrisNo Gravatar

    You got some poll data to back that up SATP?

    I wont deny that Jacks views are in line with the publics on some of those issues but I would like to see some data showing majority opposition to multiculturalism, women without children and public approval of criminality at Cronulla.

  82. 82 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Criminality at Cronulla most definitely did not have public approval.

    Hence 5,000 people went down to Cronulla to take a stand against it.

  83. 83 grace pettigrewNo Gravatar

    Aaaah so SATP, Strocchi can still be friends with race-hustling indigenes, child-carelessing career-women, bare-backing gays, queue-jumping asslum-seekers, and post-modernizing egg-heads because of his “strength of character and consideration for others”.

    Got it, thanks.

  84. 84 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    Oh that’s just brilliant predicting there Jack.

    1) Decline of the wets: Well that’s been happening since 1979 when Thatcher was elected as far as I recall.

    2) The great convergence: See Hawke government

    What next? Predictions of darkness in any 24 hour cycle?

  85. 85 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    grace pettigrew on 11 June 2007 at 1:00 pm


    Aaaah so SATP, Strocchi can still be friends with race-hustling indigenes, child-carelessing career-women, bare-backing gays, queue-jumping asslum-seekers, and post-modernizing egg-heads because of his “strength of character and consideration for others�.

    Got it, thanks.

    Who cares who my friends are or what my character is like? I could refute your sly insinuation of bigotry chapter and verse with personal details of my life. But it would be just another puerile example of the kind of Wet virtue-listing that makes my stomach turn. Get a life.

  86. 86 grace pettigrewNo Gravatar

    Sounds like your dotage has crept up on you Strocchi. You must be doing a lot of curtain-twitching yourself, given there are so many australians out there to be identified and condemned. And still no friends to speak of! Poor Jack.

    And, more to the point, what Christine Keeler said.

  87. 87 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Chris on 11 June 2007 at 12:35 pm


    I wont deny that Jacks views are in line with the publics on some of those issues but I would like to see some data showing majority opposition to multiculturalism, women without children and public approval of criminality at Cronulla.

    It is impossible to get the accurately measure the publics attitude to multiculturalism. The term is essentially contested, with a “soft” version sold to the public by bleeding hearts whilst its “hard” versoin is used for brokering deals b/w ethnic lobbies and partisan apparatchiks.

    It is therefore difficult to get beyond “motherhood” questions from researchers and the “halo effect” amongst respondents. Betts & Birrell 1994 research shows that the vast majority of Australians want migrants to fit in. More than 60% of those polled agreed with the statement that “Migrantsshould learn to live and behave like the majority of Australians do.”


    Despite nearly 20 years of official multiculturalism, most Australians in 1994 wanted migrants to ‘live like the majority’. This is true even of most migrants. The only group to show substantial enthusiasm for a form of (hard) multiculturalism, in which ethnic communities aresustained across the generations, were people with a university degree.

    Public commentary which insists that ethnic diversity is good in and of itself has very limited support; rather than delighting in this diversity most Australians fear that it leads to national division.

    There is, however, broad support for (soft)
    multiculturalism whereby migrants are encouraged to integrate within mainstream Australian society freeof any prejudice associated with their cultural or birthplace backgrounds.

    Public attitudes to this question have almost certainly drifted to the Right during the more conservative nationalist Howard ascendancy. There was not much of a fuss when Howard dropped the “multicultural” from the ministerial moniker.

    I think the strongest source of negative feelings about “women without children” come from…women without children. Regret, mostly.

    The major public criminality that occurred in Cronulla came from ethnic gangstas, including both pre-provocations and post-retaliation. The public protest turned ugly. But Left wingers ride very shaky high horses when they get indignant about street argy-bargy. In any case, anglo-celtic chauvinists were acting in the finest tradition of ethnic identity politics: celebrate diversity by protecting their turf!

  88. 88 amusedNo Gravatar

    It is the responsibility of the Cutural Left elites to keep unruly minorities in line, so that they can get ahead. Instead they have added fuel to energy wasting fires. This puts the cause of social democracy, founded on conservative nationalism cf Bismark through Roosevelt, back and behind the eight-ball.

    So the only way to deal with the unruly and culturally different is a good dose of Prussian discipline and a little less democracy. Gee jack, I always thought you were a nutter, now I know you are also anti democratic, incapable of dealing with anything that doesn’t feel like 50 years ago, or perhaps I should say one hundred and twenty years ago, given your penchant for Bismarkian approaches to social order. Let’s see, your favourite person, the male who heads a single income family, who likes authoritarian populism, can always be relied upon to share your views eh? Well here’s a tip old son. You need to get out more, stop confusing debate about how best to live with social decay, stop projecting your own anti democratic feelings onto people about whom you don’t have a clue, and learn to love liberal democracy a little bit more, and authoritarianism a little less.

    You might be a little les anxious about things if you worried about others a little less.

  89. 89 Don WiganNo Gravatar

    Steady on about Jack, folks. If his presdictions continue to hold up, a 53-47 win over Howard aint so bad. I’d like a bigger one, but can happily settle for that.

    Incidentally, SATP et al, I’m willing to accept I’m well in the minority where I live (Warrnambool) but it is an awful long way from Glebe and the latte-sipping set. Ken Scott magically has got it right about me being a flat white coffee. It’s an even longer way from Coffs Harbor unfortunately.

  90. 90 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Christine Keeler on 11 June 2007 at 1:36 pm


    1) Decline of the wets: Well that’s been happening since 1979 when Thatcher was elected as far as I recall.

    Wets is now generally recognised as a cultural, rather than fiscal, ideological denoter. Synonymous with small “l” liberal or luvvie. The notion of Wets as statist economic spendthrifts tend to fall by the wayside when Right wing “Big Govt. conservatives” learned to love govt. spending like drunken sailors on leave. So you are “not even wrong” here.

    The Cultural Left were dumbstruck by the change in public sentiment towards its minority cultural diversity program revealed by the Hansonite reaction. Much talk about “changed country” and “dashed hopes”.

    The DoW thesis came to me in 2001 after the thunderous approval to Howards landmark “we will decide…” speech. The theory predicted a decline in the influence and votes of diversity-philic minor parties and major party factions. This was two elections into the trend, so I agree not all that bold. Now it is the CW.

    Christine Keeler says:


    2) The great convergence: See Hawke government

    Ahh how short are political memories. Actually, the Hawke govt was substantially to the Right of the Fraser govt, therefore diverging. And do I have to remind your of the failure of Hewson’s New Rightish Fightback in 1993? Or Keating New Leftish “Republic, Refugees and Reconciliation” in 1996? Plenty of ideological divergence there, just over a decade or so ago.

    New Left cultural and New Right financial elites still diverge from the populus, which tends to be Old Leftish on fiscal matters and Old Rightish on cultural matters. But political elites cannot afford to this disjunction since they are more directly accountable to the public than egg-heads and whiz-kids.

    My prediction of minor party atrophy is a bit riskier. i have not bothered to compile all the data on this. I look forward to empirical criticism if you are up to it.

    Christine Keeler says:


    Oh that’s just brilliant predicting there Jack…

    What next? Predictions of darkness in any 24 hour cycle?

    I must admit that I have always thought i was stating the bleeding obvious. I was surprised by how many professional intellectuals had their heads stuck in the sand and could not see the writing on the wall.

    But then again, they dont call them “ivory tower” for nothing.

  91. 91 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    grace pettigrew on 11 June 2007 at 2:01 pm


    Sounds like your dotage has crept up on you Strocchi. You must be doing a lot of curtain-twitching yourself, given there are so many australians out there to be identified and condemned. And still no friends to speak of! Poor Jack.

    YOu charge a Cultural Rightist with the heinous crime of condemning some Australian minority behaviour. I am shocked, shocked! Next we will be hearing of Left wingers criticising bosses or 4wd owners or private schools. What ever is the world coming to?

    Going by Ms Pettigrews take, the life of a spine-less social crawler must be ever-so hard. I shall have to busy myself with making as many friends as possible to compensate for the people whose noses I have put out of joint. And then there is the playground in-crowd to appease. At least I can console myself with the thought that its worse for females.

  92. 92 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    amused on 11 June 2007 at 2:31 pm


    So the only way to deal with the unruly and culturally different is a good dose of Prussian discipline and a little less democracy…learn to love liberal democracy a little bit more, and authoritarianism a little less.

    I dont think its time for the Rule of “Blood and Iron” just yet. I would not be too hard on old Otto von B. He did found national health and pension schemes. Cant be all bad.

    You misunderstand both the pure theory of liberalism and its social democratic application if you think they imply a free-for-all. And you neglect to mention Roosevelt and Churchill, who both used the authoritarian state to social purpose.

    Liberalism is a philosophy that reconciles a principals individual autonomy with his agency’s institutional authority, through the mechanism of official accountability. The philosophic basis for this is that equal freedom should be the rule for all who know their interests best. In principle it will lead to continual progress in material, mental and moral spheres.

    But pure liberalism does not work where some do not know their own interest or follow it poorly, most notably children, criminals, insane and the like. Therefore liberalism does authorise social coercion of wards, deviants and misfits.

    There is nothing undemocratic about some democratic institutional authority stepping in and overruling idiosyncratic individual autonomy where the public interest is at stake. Majority rules inevitably curtail minority rights in some areas. What of the rights of 4wd owners and gun nuts? I dont hear much bleating about them in these quarters!

    Social democracy is a more authoritarian brand of liberalism which takes it as given that working-class and under-class people require economic assistance from the state to give effect to their autonomy.

    To work in an accountable way social democracy requires free and equal citizens be integrated into a strong community. This social theory was well-understood a century ago but was lost during the Great Disruption of the past half-century.

    In that time diverse minorities have made much larger claims on the social democratic state. This is no doubt part of the emergence into full citizenship in civil society. Thats fine so long as they understand that rights entail duties and entitlements bring forth obligations.

    But diverse minorities went overboard during the seventies and eighties. They indulged in self-harm through their wayward ways – parentless indigenes wanting family assistance, childless career women wanting IVF funding, aids suffering gays wanting public health research, assylum-seekers wanting refuge, enclaved ethnics wanting social mobility, drug addicts wanting rehab, dole bludgers wanting some readies, gun-nuts wanting to let her rip.

    The social contract broke down. So by the nineties the state had to step in and right matters. That is what “overload” and “backlash” was all about. Not “rolling back the state” but “forcing the states clients into line”.

    Democratic accountability under massive entitlement programs requires some degree of normal unity, not deviant diversity. If minorities put their hands out to the majority they have to start fiting in, towing the line and not rocking the boat.

    amused says:


    Let’s see, your favourite person, the male who heads a single income family, who likes authoritarian populism, can always be relied upon to share your views eh?

    The working stiff family man is the one who runs most things on the ground and picks up the better part of the tab. So yeah, occasionally when other parties run amok he wants the govt to crack the whip, knock heads together and generally hear its firm slap. Live in the house that Jack built, play by his rules. [BDSM irony alert]

  93. 93 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    Poor fella. Reminds me of one of those eternally stupid Irish Setters which, upon marching out of the front gate with its nose glued to the ground, immediately gets itself lost.

  94. 94 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    Criminality at Cronulla most definitely did not have public approval.

    Hence 5,000 people went down to Cronulla to take a stand against it.

    Yeah right SATP, some of the 5000 going down to “take stand” with baseball bats inclusive of:

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/flying-bats-rang-alarm-bells-on-the-beach/2005/12/20/1135032020191.html

    white supremacist groups and groups of angry young men on all sides, and they talked of violence, weapons, plans and rallying points.

    Taking the law into your own hands is not a solution for lawlessness Steve, so perhaps you could give us a practical example of how you deal with lawlessness in your pub, like do you hire thuggish bouncers with baseball bats???

    Rhetorical question, of course, reasonable people (which I’m sure Steve is at heart), call the POLICE when things get out of control, not exacerbate it by responding with unlawful acts. That some of those alcoholically testosterone fuelled morons carried the Australian flag while so doing is simply despicable.

    What was also despicable was Ratty denying Australians were racist. Some clearly are, and some have clearly profited by it–(no prizes for guessing who.)

    Otherwise, I agree with Ken Scott. Well said Ken, I hate that fucker with a real passion that will not be expunged until he’s behind bars for war crimes and crimes against humanity and the so called “Liberal” party is in the wilderness for at least the next fricken 20 years.

  95. 95 grace pettigrewNo Gravatar

    Lost me old fella – spineless social crawling and appeasing the in-crowd is worse for females? I think you’ve wandered past the front gate.

  96. 96 mickNo Gravatar

    I’m a bit late into this thread but I think that Mark’s point of view and the Miriam Lyons quote above are totally on the money. After 2004 Howard was given the power to not only talk to the talk of a conservative but to follow a conservative legislative program for the first time.

    The thing is, the people that gave Howard his majority were voting for Howard on the premise that he would act as a populist, as he always has done, and not as a ideologue. I think once his play to an ideological agenda (which he has now scrapped as far as I can tell) has ruined his credibility with a big chunk of the electorate. They are no longer assured that he will act in their interests.

  97. 97 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Holy Mackeral, Peter Kemp, are you born under a cabbage leaf? Mind you, that last comment, that Howard should be “tried for war crimes” shows you DO have problems discerning reality.

    You think phoning the cops is going to cure lawlessness? I suggest you try the arrest/court/judiciary system sometime by phoning police & reporting a burglary or assault or something.

    The outcome, even in the unlikely event it goes all the way to conviction & sentencing, is unlikely to prevent an immediate repeat offence, by the same offender.

    However, thugs with baseball bats inspire fear.

    There is a reason nobody burgles the Hell’s Angels clubhouse, and even you know that reason isn’t fear of the law.

    As for suggesting that 5,000 people taking a stand against racism & thug behaviour is “bad”, get a grip. Some people played up that day. Right in front of police. Most have been caught & binned, some were dobbed in by their own families, some even owned up themself.

    Please update me on the progress of apprehending the packs of violent offenders who prowled sydney in cars, pulling over at random other motorists, stabbing them, bashing them (for racist reasons). These people are serious criminals, not just drunks who got carried away & did a bit of happy slapping.

    If Lakemba was to be nuked, Australia would be better off.

  98. 98 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Peter Kemp on 11 June 2007 at 5:50 pm

    Rhetorical question, of course, reasonable people (which I’m sure Steve is at heart), call the POLICE when things get out of control, not exacerbate it by responding with unlawful acts.

    Right. Except there is a long history behind the Cronulla outbreaks. Those responsible for constraining “unlawful acts” were told to wear culturally sensitive kid gloves by ALP political apparats whilst ethnic hate criminals were pack-raping women for sport in W.Sydney. And life-guards were being bashed in Cronulla.

    When the police have their hands tied by political racketeers the community has to defend itself. And the reaction of the law-enforcers when the massive retaliation was underway: again, inaction.
    Targetting random individuals on the basis of creed or colour is never right. But it is never wrong for the community to rise up in protest to protect itself from roving thugs when the authorities stand helpless on the sideline.

    Peter Kemp says:


    That some of those alcoholically testosterone fuelled morons carried the Australian flag while so doing is simply despicable.

    I agree. Militant “racist” reactionaries took over the right-wing Cronulla protest. Just as militant “classist” revolutionaries often take over Left-wing protests. Goes with the activist territory.

    Ethnic identity activists appropriating sacred national symbols is always sacrilege. So why do Wets “objectively” encourage the social foundations of ethnic strife with multiculturalism? Ever been to a old-style ethnic-based soccer match youll know what I mean.

    Peter Kemp says:


    What was also despicable was Ratty denying Australians were racist. Some clearly are, and some have clearly profited by it–(no prizes for guessing who.)

    It is a a gross miscrepresentation to call Cronulla riots “racist”. For a start Arabs are Caucasians, same race as Anglos. Same race. And the popular protest was objecting to threatening behaviour, not “coloured” appearance.

    Howard is culturalist, not racist. “ratty” put a stop to ethnic feuding by promoting the A-league. Under Howard Australian immigration is the least racist in the world. NESBs are pouring in. But in the parallel uiunvierse of the Wets the KKK abnd SS are always on the verge of taking over.

  99. 99 MarkNo Gravatar

    This discussion has strayed a long way from the topic of the post. I’d ask people to address themselves to that, and to comment without setting out to offend other commenters, please.

  100. 100 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Okay.

    Rudd has been given a free pass by Larva Prodders in their unseemly eagerness to crack open a bottle of champers to toast the Evil One’s departure.

    Pondering the tea-leaves of Kevin Rudd’s ALP future I discern the following emerging patterns:

    1. Will the ALP victory be narrow, comfortable or landsliding? I am opting for a comfortable (2pp)~ 52%-48% victory.

    2. Will the ALP change Howard’s cultural and fiscal settings? Not much. Probably throw the Wets some cultural tokens on refugees (let a few long-termers and kids out of detention); republic (run a half-hearted refferendum which will duly lose) and reconciliation (issue a perfunctory apology). That will keep them happy.

    I expect that the ALP will probably continue to give high earners tax-cuts. Gotta keep the Alpha-males on-side.

    3. Will the Greens grown in influence under a Garretty ALP? Quite the opposite, the Greens will probably slide in influence as major parties steal its clothes. Think what happened to One Nation.

    I suspect that the ALP govt will probably continue the Howard “good governance” philosophy. No point in raising impossible to satisfy expectations.

    But Rudd looks like he will run a ship just as tight, but a little cleaner, than Howard. Less obvious manipulation of individuals through politicised ads. Less obvious manipulation of institutions through politicisied policy.

    On the down side I expect that ALP apparatchiks will expect a pretty large political payola for easing Rudd’s path. He is not a very strong leader so will be beholden to deals struck by factional heavyweights.

    So expect a bonanza of govt contracts to mates, jobs for the girls and boys (partners). Lots of well-heeled “Leftists” jetting off on overseas junkets. Think the NSW govt writ large.

  101. 101 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    So the shorter SMH: Rudd’s a safe pair of hands, and oppositions don’t win elections, governments lose them.

    Generally as a rule of thumb I believe that’s true, reinforced for me anecdotally with some Brisbane connections who have voted for Ratty before but are absolutely incandescent that Ratty is spending a small fortune on phony advertising purporting not to be political with an election near to hand (not coincidently).

    Looking at immediate past history: McMahon’s loss to Gough, 25 years and a high-voice-pitched non entity tosser (and Vietnam); Gough’s loss to Fraser, Gough’s crash through or crash (plus a drunken GG); Fraser’s loss to the Silver Bodgie, arrogance/born to rule and the economy; Keating’s loss, arrogance especially the recession we had to have and an Asian centric foreign policy that he never took the trouble to explain to the budding Hansonite ignorati.

    What did they all have in common? I think it’s arrogance, which the Liberals are still demonstrating in spads with the likes of Tip and the P plate argument ( I agree with Keating, Tip is the worst P plater around) and the Monk telling us “how dare you contemplate throwing us out!”

    Arrogance and the public memory’s which does not forget. The Brits threw out Churchill shortly after WW2, despite the fact that he brilliantly kept Britain afloat in the darkest days and saw off the Nazis. But the Brit public never forgot it was the Tories, namely Baldwin and that useless Chamberlain who significantly got them into that mess in the first place.

  102. 102 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    A final point to ponder: The last ALP govt was chockers with talented ministerial material: Hawke, Keating, Evans, Walsh, Blewitt, Beazley, Button, Dawkins…the list goes on.

    The LN/P have relied on a strong front-man trio – Howard, Costello and Downer – to anchor the team. And effective support from talented off-siders like Vanstone and Abbott.

    THe next ALP govt’s ministerial talent pool looks remarkably shallow. We have Rudd. Then we have Gillard…hmmm…then the Lemmings who voted for Latham. Not very promising.

    So how long before the ALP scrapes the bottom of the political barrell of ministerial talent. Not long.

    Which implies that bureaucrats and apparatchiks will be running the govt before too long. Not good.

  103. 103 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    THe next ALP govt’s ministerial talent pool looks remarkably shallow.

    So Jack, back in 1996, what did the Liberals have? Ratty, Ratty and Ratty with Costello and that boofhead Downer, with Ruddock and Reith as backup? Give us a break, you’re talking exactly like Tip.

    (The best guy they had in a decade was Hewson but he wasn’t around in ‘96. Looking back on it, if he’d won we’d never have been hamstrung with Ratty.)

  104. 104 joNo Gravatar

    i’ll go with rudd, gillard, tanner, faulkner, wong, garrett, combet, swan, roxon, carr, mclelland, crean and a few others…

    i reckon penny wong might become an interesting minister – should sounds pretty switched on.

  105. 105 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Neither Penny Wong, Lindsay Tanner have the ability to feed themselves unless someone hands them a pay packet each Friday.

    God help us if they are allowed near the national chequebook.

  106. 106 joNo Gravatar

    sorry, should say, she sounds….

  107. 107 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Peter Kemp on 11 June 2007 at 9:50 pm


    (The best guy they had in a decade was Hewson but he wasn’t around in ‘96. Looking back on it, if he’d won we’d never have been hamstrung with Ratty.)

    Come off it. The “Feral Abacus” whom PJK “did slowly”, and still didnt last past one election.

    A minister is a politician, not a glorified policy wonk. Politicians are marketers to their constituents and back room wheelers and dealers to their stakeholders. Leave the big think high concept for the egg heads.

    And lose the “ratty”, will ya? Its just ridiculous to keep banging on about how wicked Howard is when the country has never had it so good: the key portfolios of economic prosperity (Treasurer), national security (FM) and cultural identity (PM) are all being run well enough.

    Just because there some minorities are not special guests at the party does not mean that the majority should not be raising their glasses to the host.

  108. 108 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    Jack–I’ll consider losing the Ratty nomenclature when the cartoonists stop drawing him with a tale.

    That the country is doing so good has little to do with $Tip’s management BTW. National security, yeah Iraq and the aftermath for world security, in good hands. Ratty’s cultural identity, yeah suppose that’s fine if you’re anglo-centrically inclined.

    (Wonder if the Ruddster is considering in government, buying up all the property around Ratty and installing every noisy NGO pressure group he can think of, hopefully joined with heaps of the people of middle eastern descent, a Mosque, a new ATSIC, a gay mens disco bar, a lesbian club, and all the other groups which Ratty has treated as riffraff over the years–sigh! If I believed in hell that’d be my next best for Ratty)

  109. 109 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    (With a tail, but spinning a tale.)

  110. 110 joNo Gravatar

    SATP, all workers in private sector companies are handed pay packets ‘every friday’, including middle and upper management & CEOs.

    alot of upper management couldn’t not, not only feed themselves if they had to start up their own enterprises, but they also manage to drag down corporations built up over generations….

    tons of ex-footy players run pubs, it’s one business they can’t fuck up easily.

  111. 111 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Indeed Jo, & many of those people could not feed themself without the weekly handout.

    ….However none of them are offering themselves up as candidates to run my country, and are not going to be squandering my tax money.

    Footy players can’t fuck up a pub? Most can’t even play footy without a coach & captain telling them what to do.

    It may interest you to know that the average time in business of a licencee in Queensland is 22 months. And most leave by the back door, many of them pushed, some jumping while they still have something to salvage.

    It may interest you to know that Woolies & Coles run pubs now, they are the nation’s biggest publicans, coz they can make a motza from them, particularly by squeezing the suppliers.

  112. 112 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    the key portfolios of economic prosperity (Treasurer), national security (FM) and cultural identity (PM) are all being run well enough.

    Bit of a bummer about Crodent and Downer not knowing about that $300m given to Saddam to buy weapons though.

    Not to mention the $6b being pissed against the wall for a bunch of ageing strategically useless 4th generation fighters.

    Still, there’s always a national broadband system that might put us on par with Luxembourg to dream about. Sigh, someday.

    Yes, we’re in great hands. All my friends at the halal butchers agree.

  113. 113 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    It wasn’t us “Leftists/Wets” that gave Mr Howard that nickname, Jacky. You can thank the Queensland branch of the Liberal Party for that one. It was either Russell Galt or George Brandis who came up with “the Lying Rodent” for Mr Howard.

    It has been affectionately softened to Ratty by some because he is so cute and caring – like today, when dressed in a very George Bush leather jacket he was mouthing platitudes to the Maitland flood victims.

    Maybe you’re right. We should stick to the more formal Lying Rodent, after all, he is the prime minister. And not at all like Ratty from Wind in the Willows who was a very kind to the refugee Mole taking care of him when he was out of his burrow and away from familiar surroundings of home. Our Ratty, or rather Lying Rodent, is quite the opposite.

  114. 114 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Peter Kemp on 11 June 2007 at 11:06 pm


    National security, yeah Iraq and the aftermath for world security, in good hands.

    “ratty” pulling the strings behind Dubyah now is he? Have you considered the harming power of voodoo dolls?

    Timor? Solomons? Bougainvillea? Aceh? Indonesia??? All off the radar for chronic Howard-haters. Incurable I am afraid.

    Peter Kemp says:


    Ratty’s cultural identity, yeah suppose that’s fine if you’re anglo-centrically inclined.

    Modern nationalism not your thing then. Prefer pre-modern tribalism. Plenty of head-hunters to our near north if your prefer a taste of real diversity.

    And all those successful high-skilled NESB immigrants teeming through customs, they are really anglo-celts in exotic drag then, eh?

    Parallel universes, you hear about them in theory, but in blogs they become fact.

  115. 115 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Peter Kemp has made the case for use of the name “Dr. Death” for Kevin Rudd. A name given to him by the Qld branch of the labour party.

  116. 116 Fiasco da GamaNo Gravatar

    You know, Steve, there are a lot more employees in the Australian workforce than small/large employers and sole traders. The earnings you call a ‘handout’ is something the rest of us work very hard for.
    Why do you hate Australian workers so much?
    PS. Steve and Jo, who gets weekly pay packets these days? Mine’s fortnightly and apart from rubbish cash-in-hand shit, all of my other jobs have been monthly. I’d kill anyone in HR for a weekly pay cycle.

  117. 117 steve at the pubNo Gravatar

    Fiasco, please provide some evidence that I hate australian workers. Otherwise do us a favour & belt up for a while.

    Read for comprehension will you. I stated that Penny Wong & Lindsay Tanner haven’t the ability to feed themself without their income arriving in fixed “drip” form, and that I thus hoped they don’t get near the national chequebook.

    Nobody else is mentioned, though this seems to have gone over the head of Jo, and now yourself.

  118. 118 MarkNo Gravatar

    In The Victory, her book on the 1996 election, Pamela Williams states that Andrew Peacock first called Howard “the rodent”.

  119. 119 FDBNo Gravatar

    Andrew Peacock first called Howard “the rodent�.

    I’ve always been struck by his resemblance to Penfold from Danger Mouse, so thhis could be a term of endearment.

  120. 120 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    I’m voting for Lachlan Connor in the Senate anyway. He’s the best: http://www.grods.com/post/1231/

  121. 121 MarkNo Gravatar

    Based on the history of the relationship between Peacock and Howard, I doubt it was a term of endearment.

  122. 122 Christine KeelerNo Gravatar

    I seem to recall an intercepted phone call between Lord Peacock and Jeffery K in which ladies front-bottoms were freely mentioned…

  123. 123 Peter KempNo Gravatar

    And not at all like Ratty from Wind in the Willows …

    Until that book is revised, (with the revised Ratty praising the prolifigate spending trickle down theorising, capitalist pig, Toad bits) and made by a new Act, the Compulsory School Reading Act 2008, compulsory reading for Kindy economics (if Ratty wins the election), into a new edition called:

    The Wind Schuttle in the Willows

  124. 124 ChrisNo Gravatar

    Jack cultural identity is not a key portfolio. It is a pointless boondoggle obsessed over by persons of both the left and the right who don’t get that culture stems from the reality on the ground (which is effected by real portfolios) and how people interpret it, not the mouth of one dude.

  125. 125 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Chris on 12 June 2007 at 1:44 pm


    Jack cultural identity is not a key portfolio. It is a pointless boondoggle obsessed over by persons of both the left and the right who don’t get that culture stems from the reality on the ground (which is effected by real portfolios) and how people interpret it, not the mouth of one dude.

    I think that is an obviously wrong-headed view. Most people want the leader of the govt to stand up for, and represent, certain values that they hold dear about the nation’s way of life ie cultural identity.

    They are not always that interested in policy wonkery. But they do want the coach to give a good rousing speech on team spirit, especially in times of crisis.

    This is probably the most important function of the head of state, which is what the PM is in effect. So the PM’s job is always rich in symbolism and social values statements.

    Howard has made value statements an especial focus of his ministry. But Keating was hugely invested in this too.

  126. 126 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Mark, Peter Kemp, Christine Keeler, Ken Scott,

    Latest galaxy poll shows Howard pulling back more of Rudd’s lead. I’ve been saying all along that the orgy of triumphalism breaking out on the Left is way too premature.

    All this talk about “ratty” is puerile in the extreme and makes Larva Prodders look like fools to this disinterested observer. You are going to have a lot of egg on your faces if you start cracking open the champers as your horse starts to falter.

    Don’t underestimate Howard. Its usually about six months out from the election that he starts to make up lost ground.

    I’m betting the election will be 52%-48% ALP-LN/P. But if Howard pulls a rabbit out of his hat ie another 911, Tampa or Cronulla, then we will have a real horse race.

    PS Mark, you’ll be needing to perform a discreet back-flip on all those nasty things you said about your fellow pundits not so long ago.

  127. 127 MarkNo Gravatar

    On that poll, Jack, from today’s Crikey:

    1. Galaxy poll: the honeymoon’s over

    Christian Kerr writes:

    They’re the new kids on the block, they were hot, hot, hot in 2004 – but political and polling pros are getting grumpy with Galaxy.

    Their most recent public polling, published in the Courier-Mail today, says Kevin Rudd is losing his “home ground advantage”. It finds “federal Labor’s lead over the Coalition in Queensland has been slashed from 10% to just 4% of the two-party-preferred vote”.

    You can take a look at Galaxy’s questions and data here. Poll wonks are already pointing out that the 2004 election data is wrong.

    There’s also the feeling that, like last week’s much ballyhooed national poll of voting intention, the questions after “If a federal election was held today, which one of the following would you vote for?” could be worded better.

    “Like last week’s, the questions after voting intention look a bit dodgy,” one academic poll watcher told Crikey this morning.

    “But the voting intention, as long as it’s asked first, looks fine. It’s important that it’s asked first. If it was asked after the rest, then that would be uber-dodgy. But [Galaxy principal David] Briggs said last week’s were asked first.”

    Labor’s deputy leader Julia Gillard had the response lines down pat this morning.

    We have always said that the polls would get a lot tighter, we have always predicted that …

    We are facing a Prime Minister who is in his 34th year in Parliament, he is about to contest his 14th election, he is spending $200 million of taxpayers’ funds on advertising for party political purposes, to support his government. He is a man who knows every trick in the book. We have always said that this election would be very, very tough and we expected the polls to get closer. Labor has only won government from opposition twice since World War II, we are trying to do it for a third time and we have never underestimated how hard that task is going to be.

    Others in her party would beg to differ, but they should know 60/40 two-party preferred votes Labor’s way were ludicrously high.

    But it’s not just pollies, pollsters and poll wonks who aren’t sure about today.

    “Is [Courier-Mail national political correspondent] Clinton Porteous a complete tool of News Ltd who writes to please his bosses, or does he understands as much about polling as he does about why you shouldn’t hand your big scoop to AAP?” one political reported asked Crikey today.

    “Compare the language in his story with the actual result,” they continued.

    “And, by the by, the way the entire press gallery also doesn’t have a clue how to read a poll and so simply repeats what Clinton wrote: ‘Labor’s hopes have been busted’.”

    A poll watcher said “I think the crime, if there is one, is in the reporting. The Courier-Mail is consistently innumerate, doesn’t’ know how to convert votes to seats against the pendulum.”

    There have been some narky remarks on Radio National’s assessment of the poll this morning, too.

    So let’s just go back to the Courier-Mail’s yarn.

    “After the distribution of preferences, Labor’s two-party preferred vote dived three points to 52% as the Coalition’s jumped to 48%,” it says.

    As Malcolm Mackerras spelt out last year, Labor needs a uniform swing of just 3.3% to win.

    Meanwhile, this tip has come in from a reader:

    About the polls: a friend of mine in Queensland polled by Galaxy said that she was asked the negatively set Labor questions in the poll before being asked “who will you vote for” question.

    Surely not!

    And in late breaking news…

    Crikey understands that Courier Mail journalist Clinton Porteous was given figures for Labor’s 2001 vote, not 2004, underestimating the swing by over three points and completely messing up the pendulum.

    Crikey is told other News Limited papers were not given the tables and relied on Courier Mail copy, which has been parroted by other media outlets all morning.

    It’s a stuff up – but one a political journo should have spotted and that other political journalists should have realised was wrong.

    As one correspondent said to Crikey after the midday news “The ABC has just repeated the CM spin lock stock and barrel. What was that about how we needed to fund the ABC because it was the only independent voice? Turns out they just read the Courier Mail back to you.”

    And:

    10. A question of bias: When push comes to shove

    Irving Saulwick and Denis Muller write:

    Christian Kerr does not need to pussy-foot around the question of push polling. There is no need for the media buffs to wonder if the Galaxy questions were push polling – at least one of them bloody was.

    This is both a disgrace and a warning. A disgrace because this kind of work is unprofessional and is likely to mislead the public, and a warning because as the ultimate poll approaches the temptation for the spinners of all kinds to lean on pollsters to ask dicey questions will increase.

    Let’s look at this sorry example. The question asked and the results reported, as referred in Crikey on 7 June was:

    Which of the following concerns, if any, do you have about the prospect of Kevin Rudd and the Labor Party running the Australian economy?

    Total
    %

    Coalition supporters
    %

    ALP supporters
    %

    Trade Unions would have too much influence

    42

    73

    19

    Interest rates would be likely to rise

    42

    68

    21

    The Rudd team is too inexperienced

    40

    67

    20

    A Rudd government would run up too much debt

    37

    66

    13

    Total concerned

    67

    95

    45

    Not concerned

    33

    5

    55

    The report states: “These surveys were conducted by Galaxy Research. The most recent survey was administered on the weekend of 1-3 June. The results are based on the opinions of 1021 voters. The data has been weighted and projected to reflect the Australian population”.

    You can reflect the demographic profile of the Australian population – but you can’t make sense out of bad questions.

    How is the question bad? To be unbiased each of these phrases should have been offered with its opposite and the respondent asked to choose between them. For example:

    If Kevin Rudd and the Labor Party were running the Australian economy (even that we don’t like, it might be better to ask “If there were a Labor government”) would the trade unions

    Have too much power

    Or

    Not have too much power

    And so on. There are other ways it could be done but certainly not the way it was done. We hope there will not be more to come but we fear there may be.

  128. 128 ChrisNo Gravatar

    Howard has made value statements an especial focus of his ministry. But Keating was hugely invested in this too.

    Yep. And if Prime Ministerial pronouncements alone really had transformative power (and all I am arguing is that they do not) wouldn’t PJK have done a bit better in 1996?

    Wouldn’t people think a bit more highly of Workchoices after ten years of harping on about asspiration?

    I don’t deny that when you change the Government you change the country, but I think it has a bit more to do with practical policies than rhetoric.

  129. 129 Ken ScottNo Gravatar

    I don’t think Mr Strocchi realises that the Myan calendar ends on 22 december 2012. After that, anything goes. The world as we know it will be no more.

  130. 130 jack strocchiNo Gravatar

    Chris on 12 June 2007 at 4:43 pm


    Yep. And if Prime Ministerial pronouncements alone really had transformative power (and all I am arguing is that they do not) wouldn’t PJK have done a bit better in 1996?

    No. PM statements have informative, not transformative, power. THey tell us where we are at, from the superior vantage point of the summit of national power.

    Athough the notion of cultural identity undoubtedly is partly aspirational rather than observational.

    Keating simply failed to discern the normal majority’s observations and aspirations of cultural identity. Australia is not the nation he thought it was, as evinced by the failure of his cultural identity programs (Republic, Reconciliation, Kokoda etc)

    I don’t deny that when you change the Government you change the country, but I think it has a bit more to do with practical policies than rhetoric.

    I do, mostly. THe govt usually changes when the country changes. Bottom-up grass roots conditions Top-down tall poppies. Howard: “The times suit me.” is correct.

  131. 131 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    “Bottom-up grass roots conditions Top-down tall poppies. ”

    That’s really deep, Jack. Stuff Masaoka Shiki! You’re my haiku man now.

    So I wrote you a poam. Aww…shucks. Hope you like it.

    the first cold poll;
    even the rodent seems to want
    a little coat of straw.

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