Vlad’s beefcake calendar

Vlad’s beefcake

if you click on the image, it takes you to a Der Spiegel-assembled slideshow of Vladimir Putin, the Marlboro Man. Really, it has to be seen to be believed.

And if Russian voters aren’t getting the testosterone-laden message, there’s always this: a Russian long-range bomber patrolling close enough to Britain that the RAF sent one of their new toys, the Typhoon fighter, over to say hello and that’s quite close enough old chaps thanks:

RAF Typhoon intercepting Tu-95

Wonder has Vlad considered what happened to the last major world leader trying the macho posing thing:

bush_mission_accomplished_scaled.jpg

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21 Responses to “Vlad’s beefcake calendar”


  1. 1 skepticlawyerNo Gravatar

    I’m sorry, but there’s a Mark Latham joke in there somewhere.

  2. 2 KatzNo Gravatar

    Putin preened himself after he vastly improved the geopolitical condition of the nation he led.

    Bush, on the other hand …

  3. 3 LiamNo Gravatar

    Photo 2: Tu-95 Bear and BAE Typhoon.
    Photo 1: Bear. Grrrr.

  4. 4 Down and Out of Sài GònNo Gravatar

    It’s amazing that Putin of all people is the only Russian leader in the last century that could pull this thing off. It’s not like the competition is that great. Imagine Khrushchev or Yeltsin with their shirts off. On second thought, don’t.

  5. 5 MercuriusNo Gravatar

    Finally, a good idea for the costume that leaders can wear at APEC next month.

  6. 6 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    yes, Helen, you’re right.

    “Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    Who has the fairest man-boobs of all?”

    “Why, you, dear Vlad, with your ample spare tyre,
    Are just the Bear to set Russians on fire”.

  7. 7 Hulk HoganNo Gravatar

    Maybe the guy is comfortable with his body and for his age he is in reasonable shape.
    Obesity in Australia is what percentage of adults again?

    Oh and he has oil , gas and lots of dosh. Lets hope he isn’t tempted to spend too much on his airforce .

    GWB looks like is trying to explain to the pilot the angle of his underpants which have resulted in the super wedgie look he is modelling. Not as cool at all.

  8. 8 John GreenfieldNo Gravatar

    The poor Russians. Not only did they draw the short-straw and have to be the guinea pigs for Marxist-Leninism, it looks like they have drawn the same straw for neofascism.

  9. 9 HelenNo Gravatar

    Vladimir Putin’s international image was tainted today after it emerged he had let slip another of his infamous remarks - this time praising the president of Israel for alleged sex offences.
    “He turned out to be a strong man, raped 10 women,” the Russian president was quoted by Russian media as saying at a meeting in Moscow with Israeli prime minister Ehud Olmert. “I never would have expected it of him. He has surprised us all, we all envy him!”

    Oh, ho, ho, my sides are splitting.

    Turd.

  10. 10 Robert MerkelNo Gravatar

    Hulk: indeed, for a busy man in his mid-50’s Putin is in good shape - some of the other shots in the slide show are considerably more flattering.

  11. 11 Adam GallNo Gravatar

    Yes, JG, there is no shortage of short straws in Russia, it seems.

  12. 12 BerniceNo Gravatar

    But its given Mrs Bucket, the PM’s lady, an idea…yes Ozzie APEC costume revealed!!!

  13. 13 amphibiousNo Gravatar

    Something I’d not noticed prev. in Shrub’s ‘top gun’ posturing,the Secret Service in the background. On an US Navy aircraft carrier, with a volunteer specially screened crew, a few miles from San Francisco!
    Wonder why he & Darth Cheney only ever dare speak at military establishments?

  14. 14 philiptraversNo Gravatar

    Wel,Vlad looks better than me,and he seemed to be enjoying himself,so that means he wont be in a hurry to end the world.His statements about rape,are probably misunderstood here,and really doesnt express in criticism what a bloody good direct shot at a criminal behavour it was.If Howard said the same thing in English about the same critter,we would all think he had a shot of viagra.Sad at times he seems anti Muslim and uncaring about some citizens here and there.To depict him as a Marlboro man is a bit silly.I would make him an honorary Australian, and keep on his good side,because,well I like the man.And do you have to be a Marlboro man to be seen liking horses,that have been around humanity for a very long time.

  15. 15 david tileyNo Gravatar

    NIpple rings! He needs nipple rings!

  16. 16 BilBNo Gravatar

    I think that he is washing the polonium off his hands, somewhere far enough away so the British police can’t trace it.

  17. 17 Tony T.No Gravatar

    I love the smell of borscht in the morning.

  18. 18 joe2No Gravatar

    “Мой пениÑ? большой. Он доÑ?тигает к моим ботинкам.”

  19. 19 Robert MerkelNo Gravatar

    joe2: yes, I assume that’s Putin’s message to Russia’s voters…

  20. 20 Graham BellNo Gravatar

    Robert Merkel:

    You can hear the crowds cheering from here “Davai!!Davai!!” [sorry, no Cyrillic on this keyboard since SBS was taken over by the cyxxxxcyn ]

  21. 21 joe2No Gravatar

    yep, Robert, Dubbya used it to win the last election, as well.
    Trouble is, nobody believes him any more.

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