My funny Valentine

Of course Valentine’s Day is a load of old twaddle and all that, but here’s a a red rose for everybody.

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33 Responses to “My funny Valentine”


  1. 1 Tony DNo Gravatar

    Happy Hallmark Day all!

  2. 2 dannyNo Gravatar

    Bah, harumph… more mawkish sentimentality….I blame that Bevin bloke ( and won’t his Tess be getting a big bunch this morning, he’ll be feeling all frisky for sure after yesterday’s triumph).
    Try as I might, do you think I could find a florist anywhere with a single long-stemmed Triffid?

    Seriously…cue the Tom Waites vinyl, Blue Valentine… ( and Stephen Sondheim…gosh, has it really been 30 years since that album came out?)
    “There’s a place for us,
    Somewhere…
    … a place for us.
    Peace and quiet and open air
    Wait for us
    Somewhere.

    There’s a time for us,
    Some day a time for us,
    Time together with time to spare,
    Time to learn, time to care,
    Some day!

    Somewhere.
    We’ll find a new way of living,
    We’ll find a way of forgiving
    Somewhere . . .”

  3. 3 woulfeNo Gravatar

    Have a wet, gross, down-and-dirty Valentine’s Day, everyone!

  4. 4 woulfeNo Gravatar

    Hmmm … link not working. Try this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr4n6z4Fzw8

  5. 5 DarleneNo Gravatar

    That’s nice, Danny.

    Is that link work friendly, woulfe?

  6. 6 tigtogNo Gravatar

    Our posts crossed, Darlene. How embarrassment! (I’ve taken mine down)

    Anyway, my couple of links about unromantic V-Day law enforcement -

    Bangkok:

    Police in Bangkok have launched an operation to prevent teenagers from enjoying Valentine’s Day more than the law permits.

    The FBI recommends you don’t click on any Valentine e-cards.

    The bogus email directs the recipient to click on a link to retrieve an electronic Valentine’s Day card.

    If the user falls for the ruse, malware will infect their computer or the device they used to connect to the Internet, and make it become part of a Storm Worm botnet, according to the FBI.

    A botnet is a network of computers that, unbeknownst to their users, forward transmissions, such as spam, viruses and malware, to other computers linked to the Internet.

  7. 7 DarleneNo Gravatar

    Oh, you didn’t have to take it down. Sorry!

    We’ve done the posting at the same time thing quite a bit. Great minds thinking at the same time and all that.

    There was an article in the paper this morning about a Catholic school not allowing the girls to bring along teddies and roses and stuff because others will feel left out. Seems sensible to me.

  8. 8 woulfeNo Gravatar

    Yes, the link is work friendly. Think sloppy, not smutty.

  9. 9 tigtogNo Gravatar

    No worries, Darlene. It just seemed silly to have two dedicated V-day posts about how it wasn’t really a very big deal!

    I took the sprogs to band practise today, and saw a handful of young-uns from the boys’ high school wandering towards the girls’ high school with roses or chocolate or plush-bears. It was all very high-ceremonial, with the young swains being escorted by a cadre of chaps without the accoutrements of gifts themselves, and all quite cheerful together.

    I later saw a group of girls with flowers etc standing separately from the rest of the girls just before roll-call, and at least one of the young men from before was walking back to his own campus with a teddy bear of his own (he’d been carrying a rose ten minutes earlier).

    The rest of the school around them seemed either resigned or bemused at their own lack of floral tributes.

  10. 10 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    You must remember this
    A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
    The fundamental things apply
    As time goes by

    And when two lovers woo
    They still say, “I love you”
    On that you can rely
    No matter what the future brings
    As time goes by
    Moonlight and love songs
    Never out of date
    Hearts full of passion
    Jealousy and hate
    Woman needs man
    And man must have his mate
    That no one can deny
    it’s still the same old story
    A fight for love and glory
    A case of do or die
    The world will always welcome lovers
    As time goes by

    (Herman Hupfield 1931)

  11. 11 DarleneNo Gravatar

    That’s nice, EC. Very nice.

    “The rest of the school around them seemed either resigned or bemused at their own lack of floral tributes.”

    I expect to see resigned or bemused expressions from many people throughout the city today as the red rose clads ladies and gents emerge from their offices.

    Kind of an interesting sight to behold: young men carrying teddy bears, that is. Perhaps today is the only day that would be acceptable.

  12. 12 AmbigulousNo Gravatar

    danny

    “Somewhere”, West Side Story, circa 1959

    A GIRL
    There’s a place for us,
    Somewhere a place for us.
    Peace and quiet and open air
    Wait for us
    Somewhere.

    There’s a time for us,
    Some day a time for us,
    Time together with time spare,
    Time to learn, time to care,
    Some day!

    Somewhere.
    We’ll find a new way of living,
    We’ll find a way of forgiving
    Somewhere . . .

    There’s a place for us,
    A time and place for us.
    Hold my hand and we’re halfway there.
    Hold my hand and I’ll take you there
    Somehow,
    Some day,
    Somewhere!

    *********************

    You must remember this: despite the commercial twaddle, sentimental slush, couples still use this day as a reason to celebrate privately, and lovingly.

    Bah!, humbug!!! I say to narrow-minded sarcasm.

    SweetiePieHoneyBubsyLoveyDoveyCutiePie XXXXX OOOOO XXXXX

  13. 13 Paul BurnsNo Gravatar

    Somewhere is one of my favourite songs. It has a deep romantic association from a love affair in my long lost youth when I was just a pup. I once got an anonoymous Valentine’s Day card years ago. Never found out who it was.

  14. 14 DarleneNo Gravatar

    “You must remember this: despite the commercial twaddle, sentimental slush, couples still use this day as a reason to celebrate privately, and lovingly.

    Bah!, humbug!!! I say to narrow-minded sarcasm.

    SweetiePieHoneyBubsyLoveyDoveyCutiePie XXXXX OOOOO XXXXX”

    Crikey, you’d need a big card to put “Sweetie etc” on it. I agree. Lots of things are twaddle, but there’s nice twaddle. “Somewhere” is a very pretty song. Mostly familiar with the Streisand version (I’m beginning to think that my taste in music is making me sound like a 70-year-old).

    An anon card. Lovely. I guess you’ll never know who it was. If somebody sent an anon card to Paul years ago, come on and tell us who you are. But then perhaps it’s better not to know.

  15. 15 AmbigulousNo Gravatar

    … yes…. an anecdote from a friend. He met girl, girl met him. Seemed to be something good. He said, “May I have your phone number?” She* said, “We’re moving into a new house, no phone yet, I’ll let you know.”

    He never heard from her. Assumed she had lost interest. Hmmmm, perhaps the spark was only imagined.

    Then he met another girl, they fell for each other, married, had kids. Many years later his Mum died. He was helping his brother clean out the old family home. They decided to rip up the lino in the front hallway. Under the lino at the front door was the piece of paper on which *she had written her new phone number. She had had to slip it under the door: it had gone under the lino and had stayed there unseen for many years.

    Try fitting THAT on a Hallmark card. Bah, humbug!!

  16. 16 DarleneNo Gravatar

    Wow, great story. Who knows what might have happened had the phone number made its way into his hands and not stayed unseen under the lino for many years.

  17. 17 AmbigulousNo Gravatar

    Yet for him…. he now was happily married with kids… I felt sorry for the girl, who must also have wondered why he didn’t phone her – was the spark real, or only imagined??

    deary-me, life can be a wonderful roller-coaster, oui?

  18. 18 DarleneNo Gravatar

    I guess she wondered why for a bit and then moved on. She may still wonder from time to time if he meant that much to her.

    Yes, life does have its ups and its downs.

  19. 19 Pavlov's CatNo Gravatar

    Since we’re doing song lyrics, here’s what that story made me think of.

    (c) Christine Lavin (No prizes for guessing what this song is called)

    I know a couple; she sits in a rocking chair
    Working puzzles; he watches TV upstairs.
    She’s got a secret she has never let out;
    A man she thinks he never knew about.

    She hasn’t seen him in thirty years.
    The mention of his name doesn’t bring on tears.
    If you ask her, “Are there any regrets?”
    She’ll tell you, “No,” but she never forgets.

    It was the kind of love you never recover from.
    Even though she found another one
    To take his place,
    She never will escape the truth.

    At times like this when the moon is right,
    When the air is foggy like it is tonight,
    She’ll think about what might have been
    If she had just held on to him.

    I know a man who has done it all;
    He has sailed the oceans; climbed the mountains of Nepal.
    He lives high upon the avenue
    With a beautiful wife, lovely children, too.

    But there’s a woman he still dreams about;
    Certain things he has learned to live without.
    If you ask him, “Are there any regrets?”
    He’ll tell you, “No,” but he never forgets.

    It was the kind of love you never recover from.
    Even though he found another one
    To take her place,
    He never will escape the truth.

    At times like this when the moon is right,
    When the air is foggy like it is tonight,
    He’ll think about what might have been
    If he had not let her slip away from him.

    I read about a woman who said she never regretted anything she’d ever done.
    Such arrogant words always seem to be spoken by those who then die young.

    So here am I looking at you.
    Oh, tell me, what are we gonna do?
    Am I destined to be your regret?
    Are you that one I’ll never forget?

    Years from now, will we curse the day
    You let me let you walk away?
    Isn’t this too dear a price to pay
    For the freedom of going separate ways?

    This is the kind of love you never recover from.
    Don’t tell me that I’m gonna find another one
    To take your place,
    I never will escape the truth.

    At times like this when the moon is right,
    When the air is foggy like it is tonight,
    I’ll think how sweet life could be
    If you would stay with me, oh stay with me.

    This is the kind of love you never recover from.
    Don’t tell me that I’m gonna find another one
    To take your place,
    And try to face the truth.

    Let me hold you close tonight.
    The fog has lifted, the moon is so bright.
    Think how sweet life could be
    If you would stay with me, oh, stay with me.

    This is the kind of love you never recover from.
    This is the kind of love you never recover from

  20. 20 tigtogNo Gravatar

    On a far less elevated plane entirely, today is apparently the Official International Kilt Day.

    Barrowman playful

  21. 21 FDBNo Gravatar

    Having recently decided to get all marriaged to my Lil’ Lady, we’re feeling a bit noice this Val’s day. Hallmark can go fuck themselves.

    Wond’ring aloud –
    how we feel today.
    Last night sipped the sunset –
    my hands in her hair.
    We are our own saviours
    as we start both our hearts beating life
    into each other.

    Wond’ring aloud –
    will the years treat us well?
    As she floats in the kitchen,
    I’m tasting the smell
    of toast as the butter runs.
    Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed
    and I shake my head.
    And it’s only the giving
    that makes you what you are.

  22. 22 AmbigulousNo Gravatar

    Great song, Pavlov’s.
    All good wishes to you both, FDB !!!
    cheerio

  23. 23 NabakovNo Gravatar

    On this special daythis’ll move your heart…or some other organ.

  24. 24 FDBNo Gravatar

    Ze goggles… zey do nussink!

  25. 25 The Devil DrinkNo Gravatar

    Went to a party
    Danced all night
    Drank 16 beers
    And I started up a fight

    But now I’m jaded
    You’re out of luck
    I’m rolling down the stairs
    Too drunk to fuck

    Too drunk to fuck
    Too drunk to fuck
    Too drunk to fuck
    I’m too drunk
    too drunk
    too drunk
    To fuck

  26. 26 sorcererNo Gravatar

    On this special day this’ll move your heart…or some other organ

    Nabbers baby! What are you doing in the Geordie’s jumper?

    BTW I moved the organ…where do you want it? :P

  27. 27 Paul BurnsNo Gravatar

    Some lovely lyrics.Congrat, FDB. PC, you brought tears to my eyes, genuinely. Not being sarcastic.

  28. 28 AmbigulousNo Gravatar

    PC I second Paul Burns, that song brought tears to my eyes too: the decisions we make, the lives those decisions make for us… ah, love’s grand!

  29. 29 Enemy CombatantNo Gravatar

    PC, that’s a beautiful song. Many blogs ago I insensitively suggested that you “get over” a love that you had the courage to blog about on PC, and ended with much pain for you a couple of decades ago. Sorry. I get it now.

  30. 30 DarleneNo Gravatar

    Didn’t see too many people wearing kilts today, but saw lots of people with roses.

  31. 31 Pavlov's CatNo Gravatar

    Good old Christine Lavin — a much underrated singer-songwriter IMHO. And you have to love a woman whose latest album is called Happydance of the Xenophobe.

    EC, I dimly remember the conversation to which you allude, and I think the dude in question was more incidental to it than you thought at the time, hence part of the misunderstanding. But you’re right — there are some carelessly inflicted wounds that leave very ugly scars.

  32. 32 KimNo Gravatar

    A single flow’r he sent me, since we met.

    All tenderly his messenger he chose;

    Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet -

    One perfect rose

    ****************************************************

    I knew the language of the floweret;

    ‘My fragile leaves,’ it said, ‘his heart enclose.’

    Love long has taken for his amulet

    One perfect rose.

    **************************************************

    Why is it no one ever sent me yet

    One perfect limousine, do you suppose?

    Ah no, it’s always just my luck to get

    One perfect rose.

    -Dorothy Parker

  33. 33 sorcererNo Gravatar

    A Rose by any other Name (Rosa centifolia)?

    Hallmark makes a mozza
    Out of this Yank holiday
    It sells a million sentiments
    For which it makes us pay

    The growing singles industry
    Sets up a great big lie
    If you don’t speed date or RSVP
    You’ll be all alone till you die

    It starts at High School with a rose
    And heart-shaped choccies too
    Bunches of flowers, lacy stuff
    But only for a few

    The idea is that those left out
    Will feel depressed and sad
    So will spend long hours dreaming about
    The ideal Valentine’s lad

    And every pimply geeky boy
    No dashing Prince Charmings here
    Becomes the object of great lust
    So you’ll not miss out next year

    Then as you grow the pressure starts
    The media sends you crazy
    If you’re not set up by Valentine’s week
    It only means you’re lazy

    But once you catch the one you love
    You can relax at last
    All those red roses, lace and stuff
    Are banished to the past

    You can go out and save the world
    Or stay home with the kids
    Or curl up with the telly on
    Pah!!
    You’d not do dating for quids

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