I condemn audiences for not getting subtitles!

Mea Culpam I withdraw it and replace it with Jackie Oh

I once went to a wine appreciation / cheese appreciation night that was very informative. Perhaps the WA Libs can hold one in chair sniffing so we can get the right technique, know which chairs to sniff and when and whatnot. I’m pretty sure it’ll mesh well with other techniques like boob talking (talking to somebodies boobs rather than their face), shoe-mirror attachment and other kinds of things that used to be fine before political correctness turned us into a bunch of feminist luvvie sissies.

I remember quite fondly an “appropriate workplace behaviour” exam they made us do here – the blokes found quite a few new behaviours that had never occurred to them before and quickly put them to use on the ladies.

In fact, in the spirit of the thread, I condemn the WA Libs for not holding a chair sniffing appreciation evening. I’m off to find a mirror for my shoe.

But I don’t know their work, apart from tonight’s BB opener. Should I condemn myself for that?

Sandilands is basically a nasty piece of work, for which he must be roundly condemned. Jackie O I have no opinion of other than condemning her for continuing to work with Sandilands. I don’t condemn anyone who doesn’t know about Sandilands, as ignorance is bliss in this case.

I did try sniffing my own chair today, to no great effect. What am I doing wrong?

[Young: Good morning Kyle.

Sandilands: Good morning Johnny. Nice to hear that voice again.

Young: Nice to hear yours, but we’ve been waiting for you since ten past eight.

The guest gave the excuse of having no signal on his telephone, but Young was having none of it.

Young: I’m sorry but you’re too unprofessional for us and I don’t think we’ll take the time to talk to you… and get lost.]

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Re Sniffwell, Despite all the Argy-Bargy in the ALP re pre-selections, Carpenter will romp in because of the simple fact that Sniffwell is such a creep and will alienate the female vote.

I condemn all the anachronisms (and no, I do not buy the today’s vernacular equals 12th century vernacular line).
I condemn the Sherrif for not recognising the Merry Men every time they threw a scrap of burlap over themselves and snuck into the castle. Masters of disguise, not.
I condemn all the baddies for not recognising that the Nightwatchman had substantial bazoongahs when they engaged in close quarter combat.
I condemn the Sheriff for inventing agonising deaths for Robin, then leaving the room – just like James Bond
I condemn the ABC for getting my hopes up that I was going to see a rollicking good show.

I congratulate the old dear in the UK a few weeks who split an arrow when the mythbusters couldn’t.

I’d like to condemn the chair sniffing Mr Buswell but it made us laugh so much we couldn’t. Chair sniffing? I can see why people sniff glue, but chairs?

But I join in your condemnation of Big Brother. I also condemn the housemates for not coming up with the fairest and obvious solution to BB’s snap eviction – draw lots.

And I further condemn the host of Australia’s Favourite Dancer. For obvious reasons. And for “Australia” for not voting for Rhys!

the best wine that $15.99 can buy thats causing it.

I condemn this grotesque display of wealth. Mine was $11.99.

I condemn myself for the use of the word “wittering” in a wholly unworthy comment when the only honourable use of that word, as Helen from CIB already knew, was in the summary smackdown of a clueless Twisty critic.

Lucky for me your powers of perception are partial and you dont know its not the green fairy the the best wine that $15.99 can buy thats causing it.

Anyway, apropos of nothing, I condemn my confounded phd which wont come together. The bastard. (gendered masculine as an example of shameless essentialisation).

I also condemn myself for not being organised enough to meet up with any bloggy mates while I was there.

I submit that your egregious spelling errors are a sign that you have more than enough illicit drudges and green flies and gnomes and such in your system already! (she says with a wistful sigh)

If Geraldine will get some more of those docs about archaeological digs in the holy land then I will retract my condemnation unreservedly.

and absyth=absynth

I condemn my stupid keyboard which types slower than me.