Comments on: Bianca and Big Brother body politics

By: Ambigulous

Ambigulous — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:55:37 +0000

….nice end for a nasty novel, that.
“He loved Big Brother.”

By: Adrien

Adrien — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:34:52 +0000

Ah ‘turds’, what pretty picture do ye make
I am shamed in grace and court’sy for certain
And for yer épée tribute now must ye take
‘Fore on this High Talk scene draws a curtain
.
I’ve failed I know the knowledge erks me
And face I now the facts; yes I am dumb
My disgrace comes from lack of work see
Marry my manhood, cogito ergo sum.
.
I am an Heretic on the lawn of Gaia
Serpent seek to harm they that love ‘er
And ’tis Evil, I know! Praise I will aspire
To fight myself and love Big Brother
.
And seek me also the pleasant timin’
You’re right, my poetry needs a fix
I’ll follow your leader on th’ Art of Rhymin’
Eschewing Blake and Swift for limericks

By: Brother Can You Spare another Rhyme and a bit of metre wouldn't go astray either

Brother Can You Spare another Rhyme and a bit of metre wouldn't go astray either — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:42:32 +0000

Yes, getting back to Adrien’s words,
floating around this blog like turds.
A simile that’s gross I know,
But I’m just going with the flow.

By: Adrien

Adrien — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:33:34 +0000

Ah well perhaps at least admit
As you judge against this plaintiff
Despite what passes for my wits
I’ve inspired you lot to be creative
.
I think I like Zoe’s the best
A little more than just mere jibe
But still my thesis ain’t put to test
You’re all switched in on the wrong vibe
.
I ain’t no patriarch y’see
I know you’ll scoff and shake yer heads
And disregard those who know me
. /’Cause ‘at might say
. /What you think I mean…
Is entirely something else instead?
.
But what I say I won’t repeat
These keys are worn from days of that; and
We’re stuck i’th’ Jam of No Retreat
And a gun’s been hired by Pavlov’s Cat.
.
The rules of this blog do so attest;
And I’d fain not abuse it.
Not to indulge a Mandelbrot Jab Fest
I say only: women - free; and they use it.

By: Did You Say Your Name Was Ramblin' Rose?

Did You Say Your Name Was Ramblin' Rose? — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:24:14 +0000

for Zoe @ #435, but with a self-critical chuckle, to be sure… (and w/ apologies to the Grateful Dead)

Just like Ptolemaeus,
Just like Timmy Leary,
Just like all the Marxists
With a bogus crackpot theory…
Just like Richard the Second,
Just like John of Gaunt,
Yer Feminism
Might not be realism,
Just a list of
Stuff you want…

Did you say your name was
Rattlin’ Rose?
Rattle on, baby,
settle down easy…

Just like Charlie Darwin,
Just like De Beauvoir (Saint),
You say Biology
Is destiny,
Except for when it ain’t…

Did you say your name was
Rattle On Rose?
Prattle on etc.

[VAMP AND FADE]

/runs away

By: Brother Can You Spare another Rhyme

Brother Can You Spare another Rhyme — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:26:28 +0000

Maybe the dream’s the one you recalls,
When Zoe grabbed you by the balls
Speaking metaphorically of course
It’s a nightmare I’d endorse.

By: Zarquon

Zarquon — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:23:51 +0000

The one thing I really can’t figure
Is if this goes to show MH’s a lipsniger.

By: FDB

FDB — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:15:30 +0000

Rhyming couplets
Give them up let’s

By: Raven hair and ruby lips, marks fly from her fingertips?

Raven hair and ruby lips, marks fly from her fingertips? — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:57:23 +0000

I’d sort this one out with a ruler.

This dream’s not the one I remember,
The one where Zoe grabbed my member…

By: Liam (I Feel Like A Tooheys Or A Couplet)

Liam (I Feel Like A Tooheys Or A Couplet) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:37:07 +0000

I’d sort this one out with a ruler.

Them’s fighting words, chuckles.
Let’s see if you can find my knuckles.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:29:35 +0000

And as for you two, Cool and Cooler:
I’d sort this one out with a ruler.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:28:06 +0000

Struggle on, Adrien, don’t get weary
You’ll one day understand the theory:
see how Teh grand Patriarchy has ensured
we’re not talking mine, but yours.

By: FDB

FDB — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:25:16 +0000

Oh, and that’s a bass guitar people.

A Fender Precision, if I’m not mistaken, with the custom pointy-body mod.

By: FDB

FDB — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:18:23 +0000

Good Lord.

By: Ambigulous

Ambigulous — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:29:55 +0000

Nice geetar, laura

By: Brother Can You Spare a Rhyme

Brother Can You Spare a Rhyme — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:04:47 +0000

It’s good to see you rhyming now,
So to your wisdom I will bow -
Just make sure it not be said
That every dick is always a_head.

And just to make my meaning clear,
I’d take it as a righteous smear
If every dick that was to quit
Was treated to your caustic wit.

By: Isn't that Byronic, dontchathink?

Isn't that Byronic, dontchathink? — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:39:10 +0000

Not always “beneath”, confrère,
An affliction not quite so rare -
The lesson from this thread:
Quit when you’re a _head.

By: Hiphoppopotamus

Hiphoppopotamus — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:21:29 +0000

Anway, to hear speaking from beneath
The waistline, you need tongue, and teeth.
You can’t have speech without the latter,
But you *could* have a rappin’ vagina dentata…

By: The Rhymenoceros

The Rhymenoceros — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:14:25 +0000

Yah, but it’s hard to be a clever mick,
when all that’s talking is your dick.

By: Brother Can You Spare a Rhyme

Brother Can You Spare a Rhyme — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:07:17 +0000

It’s not hard to be a clever dick,
When all you’re taking is the mick.