Extra marks if you can work in any Irate Queen, postmodern time stream, Pirate Queen and/or peg leg motifs:
The prize? Your chance to clearly articulate the Liberal Party’s position on climate change.
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Whatever the Liberal Party’s position on climate change, it is not yet decided.
The current policy (mark IV or thereabouts) will not be the final position.
Err, that’s not a very funny caption, steve.
Well Kerry, well kerry, well Kerry, you don’t understand because I don’t understand!
Dr Evil: Why reduce CO2 in parts per trillion when … you can reduce parts per billion??
Heir presumptive: (Sotto voce) Because parts per billion are larger, numbnuts!
(with apologies to Austin Powers, the ultimate yesterday’s man).
While Nelson dreams of calling Julia an Irate Queen, Turnbull dreams of smacking him over the head with a peg leg and drowning him in the postmodern time stream. Then he could take his rightful place as leader and declare himself Pirate Queen! Sorry, King.
No! No! No! We are definitely not leaning to the left!
Bolt is seen as “hmm, he talks like as if he knows what he is talking about”.
Pinched from SATP on another thread.
INVISIBLE CLIMET POLECY
Bennie: you know, that Julia, she’s pretty hot. Maybe I should have stayed in the Labor party.
Mal: where on earth does he get his hair done? Hmmm, how many votes short am I again. Must call Joe again…
In appreciation of the above I hereby award you a virtual plate of chocolate chip cookies and one fine hand-crafted Internets (recycled from strips torn from John Howard’s national team tracksuits).
Enjoy.
MAL: Psst! Howard’s up in the Gallery aqgain.
BRENDAN: Oh, I know, I know. It makesa me feel ..oh.. swo energised. What about you?
MAL: Na.
“Psst, Malcolm… run that very clear, unified and unflinching, party-room position by me again.”
“Hmm. Tuesday’s or Wednesday’s?”
“Wednesday’s.”
“… the 23rd, or the 30th?”
“[sigh] ….Actually Mal, enter the postmodern time stream for me, and um, give me our estimated climate position on the 37th of Octobriana, month of the peg-legged Irate Queen, who, with her bellicose fleet of Irascitrons will shortly rescue me from this half-assed dimension. THE F’N 30th, DUDE!”
MAL: Hey Brendan, knock, knock..
Who’s there?
Irate Queen
Irate Queen who?
I rate Queen ahead of Roxy Music - how about you?
“At least Billie Sneddon died happy, Brendan.”
Hey, Brendy, get that finger out of your mouth and up your arse where it belongs!
MAL - Why did the Coalition climate change policy cross the road, Brendan?
I don’t know.
To facilitate multi-party organisational and policy objectives going forward with a view to task force integration on the other side of the road.
Brendan contemplates on the opposition while Mal contemplates on his opposition.
Brendan: SShhh that was me what farted.
Mal: Geez this guy really is a global warming denialist when the evidence is right there. Gasp.
OK somebody had to lay a fart joke on youse It may as well’ve been me.
… You got in before me PFox!!
I thought: “Phworh, was that your global warming policy again, Brens?”
BRENDAN: I promise I won’t go on the 7.30 Report again.
MALCOLM: (To himself) Gawd, if he does that I’ll never become leader.
Eat Quick and Thumb Swallow spy dreamily on the Pirate Queen, with the peg leg, washing nude in the drying postmodern time stream that once was theirs to float.
While two of the wise monkeys practise their usual “see no, speak no” routine, the third is on a spiritual retreat on a remote Pacific atoll diving his future options by consulting chicken livers.
Yes, they ARE thinking what you are thinking.
#16:
G-G-G-GOLD FOR AUSTRALIA!!!
Mal: Hey Brendon, fancy a swim off Cheviot Beach?
Interlocutor.. Precisely please, your position on climate change.
DEEP IN THE CAPITAL OF THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS, in the corridors of power, Brendan Nelson and Malcolm Turnbull found themselves in the grips of a horrible dilemma: what the f*ck was that last episode of Lost REALLY about?
Mal: What the f##k am I doing here being seem in public with this clothdick,
Brendan: I wonder who called the leader a dickhead?
Mal: I wonder who called that dickhead a leader?
As if we believe what you are saying! Heard it all before.
“Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep of nights.
Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.”
-W. Shakespeare: Julius Caesar - Act 1, scene 2.
B: I know, lets issue a climate policy declarification! Get the pomo pirate queens onside. Decentre the truth n shit.
M: I thought that’s what we were doing.
I think we have a winner: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/01/2320916.htm
Wow. What a newsflash!!
Truth is sometimes funnier than fiction.
MT: ‘You know, Crikey’s right. His hair does look like a talking hamster.’
The latest meeting of Bad Ties Anonymous?
Horatio: “If I can just pick this last bit of spinach out from between my pearly whites, I’ll be just wonderful for a doorstop…”
Viscount Turnbull: “Forget about the spinach, Admiral; Popeye you ain’t!!”
Two principled, hard-working politicians making serious and important decisions about all our lives!
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Well, at least there are two of them…!
TimT
…. and then there was one!….
LeftyE - Yep, I think he wins! Funniest of all the above!!
….Brendon Nelson…..Billy Snedden… “while we didn’t win, we didn’t lose either”…… it’s uncanny……….must update dog blog.