Comments on: Fresh OzCar thread

By: Liam

Liam — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:14:08 +0000

I hereby open Liam’s “Gov. 2.0″ style design competition.
Terms: put Malcolm Turnbull in a video, for youtube, being “played off” by the Keyboard Cat.
Publication: You get to have your video shown on youtube and I laugh at it.
Reward: See above.

By: Brett

Brett — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:51:15 +0000

More than two hours later and still nothing! What ever happened to crowdsourcing? Let’s take this to #turngatekeyboardcatfail on twitter and get some outrage happening.

By: Liam

Liam — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:26:12 +0000

Brett, I’m waiting for someone with video editing skills to put together a youtube video of The Keyboard Cat playing Turnbull out of Question Time.

By: Brett

Brett — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:24:19 +0000

Everyone knows that -FAIL is the new -gate. So we should be looking at a “tailgategateFAIL” to cover the failure of commenters to have picked up on FDB’s suggestion for a cleverer handle for the whole affair than “utegate”.

By: Chopped Liver

Chopped Liver — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:53:20 +0000

Groke: Harrumph!

By: Bundy

Bundy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:50:49 +0000

Yair fair ’nuff Ute Man, if you wuz told by pursey Kevvie, then you wuz doin’ it fer the country tho’ me missus reckons Cossie’s call to do it fer the country ‘as fair put ‘er off that line o’ work.

So the Mazda made it, eh? ya must ‘ave a bonzer little rice-burner there, not like the heap of crap me mate Sh*gga whinges about. ‘e finished up givin’ it away fer nuthin’ at T*gger’s garage sale jest afore Easter. Diff wuz shot, mate.

Me nippers wuz sayin’ “The Grinch Thet Pinched Chrissie” is it the same bastard?

By: Peterc

Peterc — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:51:02 +0000

What seat would elect Fielding?

Any seat where a favourable preference flow from minor right wing parties then Labor elects him on 2% of the primary vote (again). Which is next to impossible in the House of Reps. But not impossible in the Senate, if Kim Carr cuts another deal with “Family Last”.

Getting back to utegate – Hockey was under the pump on Lateline. Do they have training in how to never say “yes” or “no”. These words never cross a politicians lips.

Malcolm must be limping badly, having aimed at Rudd and Swan in a rush of blood (and conspiracy regarding the email the Abetz was clearly reading from in the Senate Estimates committee), then shot both his feet.

The hunter becomes the hunted. Bored now.

By: David HS

David HS — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:46:59 +0000

Been doing some research on Paul Lindwall’s Facebook site. Things have changed: 4 pm yesterday, if you went Google Images, Paul Lindwall, you got a few pictures of Paul from his Facebook site, including samples of his friends. If you clicked around a bit you found his friends included Mark Textor, Janet Albrechtsen, Anthony Benscher, Gary Nairn, Andrew Southcott, Peter Dutton, Senator David Bushby and Daniel Clode (Canberra Young Lib works for Seselja). 4 pm today, if you try the same you get nothing (except a link to Bushby’s page) and get put through to the sign up page. Covering tracks?

By: Ute Man

Ute Man — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:43:24 +0000

I was mindin’ me own business by the side of Toowong shops
Thinkin ’bout me missus cookin up some nice lamb chops
When a silver haired neat pollie sidled right up for a chat
Then I realised who he was and I fair dinkum lost me hat
I arst him “why’d you need Ute Man when you got that Tanner bloke?”
and he smiled them pursed lips as if he’s swallerin a joke

Cos he knew…

I been everywhere, man
I been everywhere, man
Combin’ Swannies hair, man
Deep in Kevvie’s lair, man
Ya wouldn’t do it for a dare, man
I been everywhere

So he gives me Godwins number and that Turnbull fellers email
I sez “I don’t use computers cos the typing makes yer female”
but he said “no mate, just take a trip and hand that card to Grech”
Cos he knew what next would happen to that shakin’ little wretch.
So I done it then I turned the battered Mazda’s nose around
Then the noise from Canberra drowned out nearly every other sound.

So I run to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba…

Well, yer know the rest.

By: Bundy

Bundy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:24:29 +0000

“tailgate” is broad, Grokey. It could be handy on the Beholder thread, if any of the blokes *confessed* to liking the shapes of ladies ***s

Only problem is “tailgate”s about following and a whole heap of us is not following this one