Comments on: The Women's Weekly and politicians

By: Ambigulous

Ambigulous — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:38:16 +0000

Tony’s not a Welshman
Tony’s not a Thief.
Tone’s but a Model
Serving up Beef.

Tony’s not a Butcher
Tony’s not a Chief
If he won’t lay off,
He’ll turn every last person in the nation Vegetarian.

{trad., Dept. of Antipodean Doggerel}

By: dylwah

dylwah — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:43:21 +0000

Will Tone ever pose with an equine
It’d please the monarchists just fine
With Harry in drag
And a polo whip flag
They’ll give every wingnut a good time

By: Patricia WA

Patricia WA — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:56:38 +0000

Fmar

Abbott will never go shirtless with horse
That’s too much like Putin of course.
Tony’s a Tory and will relinquish that glory
To red Rudd whom he knows looks weird without clothes.
Thus his rein Oz will no longer endorse.

By: Fmark

Fmark — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:48:19 +0000

Still awaiting Tony Abbot shirtless with horse. http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/08/putin2.jpg

By: Department of Poor-Taste Tory Limericks

Department of Poor-Taste Tory Limericks — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:31:14 +0000

Say, Miss, why are Barry O’Farrell and David Clarke in love now?

Ah, workplace romance amongst the city elites, in a story full of sex, power, and controversy. I think I’ve read the Melbourne edition.
…
“Oh David”, he said, with a moan,
“The sound of your voice on the phone
“Is a great Liberal hero’s
“Full of joyful eros.
“I’m so glad you threw the first stone”.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:38:44 +0000

PUCK YOU Miss, why do I get dentention?

It was Laura and Mark that put up pictures of things not me.

I like your beret Miss. Is that from Sussan’s?

Say, Miss, why are Barry O’Farrell and David Clarke in love now?

Oh puck it, Miss. Not even God can explain that.

So. We gonna do that contract stuff again?

By: Fine

Fine — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:01:54 +0000

“Gamey lay”

Does that mean he’s really smelly?

By: Liam

Liam — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:55:36 +0000

It was like Migaloo the whale in some mating ritual with an Orca

See me in my office after class Casey. You’re in for some serious detention for that little piece of work.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:30:57 +0000

I see the photo has moved beyond Babebook and is having much the same effect here. Well good. Now I’d show you Malcolm in his red speedos but babebook is private and I can’t find it on the net. Youse would just love that too. Come to think of it, did you see Joe Hockey and Kevvie doing the Kokoda together locked in some kind of man hug in a river. My word. It was like Migaloo the whale in some mating ritual with an Orca.

Now all this is just appalling.

What I would like to know is why cant WE have Camelot????

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/22/obama-shirtless-in-hawaii_n_152873.html

By: Katz

Katz — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:07:49 +0000

So much Abbott flesh!

Tone’s penchant for deshabille appears to have predated the close attention of Liberal Party spinmeisters.

Looks like Tony has for long time placed himself on the meat display platter.

Clearly the spinmeisters haven’t prohibited it. I wonder if they like it.

This behaviour verges on exhibitionism. Does Tone own a shabby gabardine overcoat and a pair of elasticated trouser legs?