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22 responses to “Wednesday Whimsy”

  1. Helen

    I’m a bit anxious as to the effect of the chlorine on that elephant. I hope they got a vet to do a toxicology test on her.

  2. Graham Bell

    Gee, you’ve got to watch those elephants; they’re cheekier than possums.

  3. Paul Burns

    And think what would happen if they got in the roof.

  4. Paul Norton

    It’s a pity nobody has the bottle to stand their ground and film the Indian elephants when they break into a whisky distillery, drink the stuff and go on a drunken rampage.

  5. Liam

    It’s Kilroy!

  6. Paul Burns

    Foo would think!

  7. Mercurius

    That elephant looks decidely smug.

  8. Paul Burns

    ELEPHANT: If you don’t stop photographing me, I’ll spray you.
    or
    ELEPHANT: Let’s see if you can dive in this pool now.
    or
    ELEPHANT : I’d piss in it if I could get over the fence.

  9. Pavlov's Cat

    Troublesome elephant is troublesome.

  10. adrian

    ELEPHANT: So I’m having a drink. Get over it. I haven’t the slightest interest in humans having a drink.

  11. Bernice

    Elephant thinks:

    ‘If I don’t move, perhaps they’ll just think I’m the elephant in the room…’

  12. Paul Burns

    ELEPHANT: You think this is bad? Wait till I tell the rest of the herd about this waterhole.
    or
    ELEPHANT : I can do circus tricks, too.

  13. Paul Norton

    On another theme, here are some backward peasants.

  14. Paul Burns

    PN @ 14,
    Peasants ground down to nothing, I see.

    ELEPHANT: {UPOn being remonstrated with for drinking chlorinated water) I still say you should pronounce the haitch in chlorine.[He's an Irish elephant.]

  15. Rewi

    Hi there,

    Any of the historical scholars on here watch ‘I, Spry’?

    Thoughts?

  16. David Irving (no relation)

    Not an historian, Rewi, but I enjoyed the show. I’d love to see my ASIO file, although it’d probably be something like “19 year old wanker; no significant risk.”

  17. Paul Burns

    Rewi @ Its about right. Not exactly whimsy, though, unless you consider Menzies’ attitude to the CPA whimsical. When Commonwealth Literary Fund applications came up Menzies would check applicants’ names from a list provided by ASIO and if the writer’s name was on that interminable ASIO list, you didn’t get a grant. Now that’s whimsy, of a sort, for you.
    They didn’t call him ‘Buck’ Menzies for nothing.
    My ASIO file would make fascinating reading, assuming I have one. I knew so many Coms in the arts I presume I had one. And there’s no doubt it was all wrong. (I don’t know if they bother watching members of Socialist Alliance, but if they do they’re wasting taxpayer’s money. Check out Robert Manne’s The Petrov Affair. Very Good, though you’ll have to get it on line as its out of print.

  18. Paul Burns

    Sorry, tigtog – cross posted. Will answer any replies on Saturday Salon.

  19. Paul Burns

    Can anyone out-stare the elephant, btw?
    And what happened to the peasants?

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