One of the fascinating things about running your own blog is that you get a glimpse behind the scenes, as it were. As well as seeing where links come from, and the number of readers, and the most popular posts – endless fun can be had by seeing which Google strings take people here as Ausculture Jess proves regularly by posting some gems on her blog (and I get to tell her LP gets searches for “ausculture jess”)…
Aside from searches for my name or LP or variants of LP, our most popular search term has been Negri + Windschuttle.
But the one I’m fondest of so far is March Militia Spectres. It has a nice ring and the possible associations are surely multiple, if not endless… Any idea as to what they’re looking for? Will they find it here?
Although Ausculture Jess is invariably hilarious, the best “search results” post I’ve seen was Tamesapien Tony’s, in which he provides the searchers with what they were looking for…
Although Ausculture Jess is invariably hilarious, the best “search results” post I’ve seen was Tamesapien Tony’s, in which he provides the searchers with what they were looking for…
How do you “glimpse behind the scenes” to do these things??
How do you “glimpse behind the scenes” to do these things??
My favourite mysterious search hit for this month has been “coles myer credit worthy”.
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My favourite mysterious search hit for this month has been “coles myer credit worthy”.
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CL, you can “glimpse behind the scenes” with somthing like Sitemeter or Statcounter. They’re pretty easy to set up and can tell you how many people are visiting, which posts they read, and where they came from (eg other blogs).
These stats can get addictive. You may find yourself checking them several times a day. Even worse you’ll start trying to drive up your stats by linking to more popular bloggers so that they’ll return the favor and link back to you, and by writing more and more of the kind of posts that have attracted traffic in the past. One day you’ll wake up and find you’ve become a stat addicted blogwhore.
CL, you can “glimpse behind the scenes” with somthing like Sitemeter or Statcounter. They’re pretty easy to set up and can tell you how many people are visiting, which posts they read, and where they came from (eg other blogs).
These stats can get addictive. You may find yourself checking them several times a day. Even worse you’ll start trying to drive up your stats by linking to more popular bloggers so that they’ll return the favor and link back to you, and by writing more and more of the kind of posts that have attracted traffic in the past. One day you’ll wake up and find you’ve become a stat addicted blogwhore.
C.L., Wordpress is set up so that where you go into the “admin area” of the blog (where you can tweak the settings, write posts and pages, etc) you have easy access to a wide range of stats.
C.L., Wordpress is set up so that where you go into the “admin area” of the blog (where you can tweak the settings, write posts and pages, etc) you have easy access to a wide range of stats.
Gotta love Ausculture Jess’ work – does she post nude? (That’ll attract the dirty googlers!)
How about “April Artillery Revenants” as a search term?
Gotta love Ausculture Jess’ work – does she post nude? (That’ll attract the dirty googlers!)
How about “April Artillery Revenants” as a search term?
Witness the terror of “tupperware party stories”
Behold the dread of ” faberge umbrella”
Feel the agony of ” i`m excited big kev” and finally be preplexed by “what does ejumacated mean”
Oh and I got a “rod stewart is crap” and noticed that I’m popular in Belgium.
Witness the terror of “tupperware party stories”
Behold the dread of ” faberge umbrella”
Feel the agony of ” i`m excited big kev” and finally be preplexed by “what does ejumacated mean”
Oh and I got a “rod stewart is crap” and noticed that I’m popular in Belgium.
Ok, we’ve had our first google search for “larva rodeo”. That was you, wasn’t it, Liam?!!!
Ok, we’ve had our first google search for “larva rodeo”. That was you, wasn’t it, Liam?!!!
Irant, Rod Stewart is crap. And I promise to post on what ejumacated means in the future. Maybe.
Irant, Rod Stewart is crap. And I promise to post on what ejumacated means in the future. Maybe.
I get
juarez mule sex
ashlee simpson setlist
latino bikini models (from some Air Force base in North Carolina)
and LOTS from people looking for Bonny Lee Bakely post mortem photos
I get
juarez mule sex
ashlee simpson setlist
latino bikini models (from some Air Force base in North Carolina)
and LOTS from people looking for Bonny Lee Bakely post mortem photos
Rod Stewart sucks?
You lure my ego and I here with a post title which includes my name and then you INSULT THE WONDERFUL SIR RODDERICK?! What the dilly-o? Maggie May is a classic, The Motown Song brings a tear to my I, and as far as I’m concerned Rhythm Of My Heart is the most underrated song of all time. Ever.
I expect a retraction or you’ll be hearing from my solicitors (Simon Hollins & Co)
PS: Is he a knight? And called Rodderick?
PPS: And Kim – the real question is, when do I NOT post nude? And drunk!
Rod Stewart sucks?
You lure my ego and I here with a post title which includes my name and then you INSULT THE WONDERFUL SIR RODDERICK?! What the dilly-o? Maggie May is a classic, The Motown Song brings a tear to my I, and as far as I’m concerned Rhythm Of My Heart is the most underrated song of all time. Ever.
I expect a retraction or you’ll be hearing from my solicitors (Simon Hollins & Co)
PS: Is he a knight? And called Rodderick?
PPS: And Kim – the real question is, when do I NOT post nude? And drunk!
Hahahaha
I = Eye
Being in a post title has made my ego run even more rampant than I first thought. Damnit. I’m relly not iliderate. Honezt.
Hahahaha
I = Eye
Being in a post title has made my ego run even more rampant than I first thought. Damnit. I’m relly not iliderate. Honezt.
I must confess I’m a huge fan of Jess’ work, but there’s not nearly enough commentary on Delta Goodrem. For someone who professes to report on pop culture, this is a travesty. Yeah, that’s right: “Lost without each other” is so NOT way kewlr than “Mistaken Identity”.
I must confess I’m a huge fan of Jess’ work, but there’s not nearly enough commentary on Delta Goodrem. For someone who professes to report on pop culture, this is a travesty. Yeah, that’s right: “Lost without each other” is so NOT way kewlr than “Mistaken Identity”.
While I suspect you’re taking the piss, bless, I should remind you that there was a Delta EMBARGO on after all we DID for three weeks was post about ol’ Delts!
Thankfully that has passed, and we announced on 2SER this morning that…
… are you ready?
Next week = Delta Week.
4 Eva.
Or, you know, for the rest of the week at least.
While I suspect you’re taking the piss, bless, I should remind you that there was a Delta EMBARGO on after all we DID for three weeks was post about ol’ Delts!
Thankfully that has passed, and we announced on 2SER this morning that…
… are you ready?
Next week = Delta Week.
4 Eva.
Or, you know, for the rest of the week at least.
All is forgiven. Let the good times roll. I’ll be expecting an in-depth review of her acting “craft” in Hating Alison Ashley.
All is forgiven. Let the good times roll. I’ll be expecting an in-depth review of her acting “craft” in Hating Alison Ashley.
There you go again, Fyodor. Enough with the Delta thing, already
There you go again, Fyodor. Enough with the Delta thing, already
I was born to try, Kim.
I was born to try, Kim.
No harm in trying, Fyodor!
Oooh, I’m sitting here nude getting all excited about the thought of ausculture Jess posting nude!
Kim, perhaps you should email her that photo of you that’s going around? Just sayin’
Good idea, Zoe, but I require some flirtation from Ausculture Jess first!
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the last word on blogs:
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