Eat your heart out, Ruddy – nobody’s going to be interested in how Hillsong votes for the next three months because the hot political issue is whether housemate Lefty Tim the journo will come to blows with Nelson (can his first name be a coincidence?) the Howard-voting “blue collar turned white collar worker” (how aspirational can you get? and he thinks that Ozzie culture is nothing like it was!). My friend E and I are contemplating setting up the dodgy Lefties for Tim website. What do you think? Yes, folks, BB is all about politics and sex this year! Yay!
For more, go over to Ausculture Jess’ new BB05 Blog – you know you want to.
Update: Liam has the first scoop on Lefty Tim.
Worlds. Shortest. Website.
He will gone week one.
Worlds. Shortest. Website.
He will gone week one.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe. Hotdogs might be the first evictee, I think.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe. Hotdogs might be the first evictee, I think.
Could be. I am from here on referring to “Hotdogs” and “Weiners”
Could be. I am from here on referring to “Hotdogs” and “Weiners”
Some of us lefties remember Tim from other battles.
Some of us lefties remember Tim from other battles.
Great minds, etc. Just posted a link.
Great minds, etc. Just posted a link.
Excellent, Liam. I’m guessing he’s supposed to be a foil for Nelson (who lists his ultimate holiday spot as “South Africa 100 years ago.”). Token lefty meet token tory.
Excellent, Liam. I’m guessing he’s supposed to be a foil for Nelson (who lists his ultimate holiday spot as “South Africa 100 years ago.”). Token lefty meet token tory.
Christ! Really!
It was pretty obvious with the whole “I vote for John Howard and don’t like them lefty elites” vs. “Can’t stand intolerance” thing.
Having said that, Merlin struck me as better able to keep the Lefty flag flying high than Timbo. But we’ll see.
I think they’ve realised that the Merlin vs. Paul stuff last year was actually a highlight of a rather dull series.
Christ! Really!
It was pretty obvious with the whole “I vote for John Howard and don’t like them lefty elites” vs. “Can’t stand intolerance” thing.
Having said that, Merlin struck me as better able to keep the Lefty flag flying high than Timbo. But we’ll see.
I think they’ve realised that the Merlin vs. Paul stuff last year was actually a highlight of a rather dull series.
Next year they could do BBB (blog big brother) and stick Tim Blair in with Tim Lambert?
Next year they could do BBB (blog big brother) and stick Tim Blair in with Tim Lambert?
And have Nic White go to battle with Jason Soon.
And have Nic White go to battle with Jason Soon.
That would be no contest, Liam.
That would be no contest, Liam.
MsFits would add some interest on both the sex and politics things.
MsFits would add some interest on both the sex and politics things.
Some more suggested Blog Brother House rivalries;
Evil Pundit -vs- Nabakov
Ms. Fits -vs- DREADNOUGHT
Ausculture Jess -vs- Yobbo
Mark Bahnisch -vs- Sophie Masson (of course)
Some more suggested Blog Brother House rivalries;
Evil Pundit -vs- Nabakov
Ms. Fits -vs- DREADNOUGHT
Ausculture Jess -vs- Yobbo
Mark Bahnisch -vs- Sophie Masson (of course)
But what about the all important hookups, Liam?
But what about the all important hookups, Liam?
John Quiggin v Andrew Norton
Darp v some PYL rep
and to keep everyone thoroughly confused
Observa v Homer Paxton
John Quiggin v Andrew Norton
Darp v some PYL rep
and to keep everyone thoroughly confused
Observa v Homer Paxton
And just to up the ante on potential house rivalries,
Miss Piss -vs- Marcel
Mike Jericho -vs- AnonymousLefty
Who cares about the hookups? I doubt that blog geek romance would make good TV. Stoushes, on the other hand…
And just to up the ante on potential house rivalries,
Miss Piss -vs- Marcel
Mike Jericho -vs- AnonymousLefty
Who cares about the hookups? I doubt that blog geek romance would make good TV. Stoushes, on the other hand…
You guys should be in TeeVee. You could create a show called Blog Brother, with a dozen or so mixed bloggers trapped on a single thread for three months. No sound, no vision, just full-on, moist, throbbing text. It would rate off the charts. Not.
You guys should be in TeeVee. You could create a show called Blog Brother, with a dozen or so mixed bloggers trapped on a single thread for three months. No sound, no vision, just full-on, moist, throbbing text. It would rate off the charts. Not.
“And have Nic White go to battle with Jason Soon.”
huh?
“And have Nic White go to battle with Jason Soon.”
huh?
Let me be the first to say here that Big Brother is t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e television!
Let me be the first to say here that Big Brother is t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e television!
BB needs Kimberella!
BB needs Kimberella!
Oh, I don’t know, I can see a few potential pairings in those bloggers listed.
*gets flustered*
Who are we kidding. We’re bloggers. We wouldn’t know how to fondle each other if the other hand wasn’t frantically tapping a keyboard.
Oh, I don’t know, I can see a few potential pairings in those bloggers listed.
*gets flustered*
Who are we kidding. We’re bloggers. We wouldn’t know how to fondle each other if the other hand wasn’t frantically tapping a keyboard.
Don’t we all?
Don’t we all?
I know how to fondle…
I know how to fondle…
*gets flustered*
*gets flustered*
Who are we kidding. We?Äôre all *flustered*.
Who are we kidding. We?Äôre all *flustered*.
That was fantastic; say it again, Kim!
That was fantastic; say it again, Kim!
I know how to fondle… and how to…
I know how to fondle… and how to…
Perhaps there should be a <fondle> tag? What about <stroke> or <tickle>?
Perhaps there should be a <fondle> tag? What about <stroke> or <tickle>?
Actually, I was just being deliciously self-deprecating. I am the fondle queen. I wake up, I’m fondling. I go to work, I’m fondling. I line up at the post office, I’m fondling.
I’m the pre-Zeta Jones Michael Douglas of the Blogosphere. No, really.
Actually, I was just being deliciously self-deprecating. I am the fondle queen. I wake up, I’m fondling. I go to work, I’m fondling. I line up at the post office, I’m fondling.
I’m the pre-Zeta Jones Michael Douglas of the Blogosphere. No, really.
Blessjess. That post is a lot funnier if you replace the “l” in fondle with a “u”.
Also, I bet Bumchin Douglas still sneaks in the odd fondue.
Blessjess. That post is a lot funnier if you replace the “l” in fondle with a “u”.
Also, I bet Bumchin Douglas still sneaks in the odd fondue.
So did any fondlin’ go on at the Sydney RSL on Saturday?
So did any fondlin’ go on at the Sydney RSL on Saturday?
OK, this is getting disturbing now
OK, this is getting disturbing now
We could actually do our own BBB. Get a blogspot group blog and have 12 blogging “housemates” to blog on whatever, perferably referring to each others points as much as possible, as well as comment fights, and then have the readers vote out one each week. Would be grand.
What do you think?
We could actually do our own BBB. Get a blogspot group blog and have 12 blogging “housemates” to blog on whatever, perferably referring to each others points as much as possible, as well as comment fights, and then have the readers vote out one each week. Would be grand.
What do you think?
Getting?
Now?
Getting?
Now?
And flirting and innuendo, shurely.
Hell, I’d play.
And flirting and innuendo, shurely.
Hell, I’d play.
“And flirting and innuendo, shurely.”
Of course ^^
“And flirting and innuendo, shurely.”
Of course ^^
But will BB provide the free grog and sauna to make it interesting?
And who are the sneaky blog twins?
But will BB provide the free grog and sauna to make it interesting?
And who are the sneaky blog twins?
Sneaky? Whos sneaky?
Sneaky? Whos sneaky?
Oh, you were going to find out anyway. So I confess that Marcel White and I are actually the same person.
Oh, you were going to find out anyway. So I confess that Marcel White and I are actually the same person.
Do you have the same scars, tattoo and allover bodywax, miss p.?
Do you have the same scars, tattoo and allover bodywax, miss p.?
Assume nothing, expect anything.
Assume nothing, expect anything.
Miss p., you’ll get us *flustered* again thinking about your scarred, tattooed and bodywaxed blog persona…
Miss p., you’ll get us *flustered* again thinking about your scarred, tattooed and bodywaxed blog persona…
I think that the American Big Brother had an amputee housemate. Should I audition next year? Promise to nude it up. And come up with a better philosophical justification than Christie.
I think that the American Big Brother had an amputee housemate. Should I audition next year? Promise to nude it up. And come up with a better philosophical justification than Christie.
Can you do the simulated sex thing in the auditions, Kimbo?
Can you do the simulated sex thing in the auditions, Kimbo?
To be sure, Marky, after appropriate bodywaxing.
To be sure, Marky, after appropriate bodywaxing.
Bring it on, Kimbo!
Bring it on, Kimbo!
Kim – if you go on BB, then I think the blogosphere should get behind one of it’s favourite girls and all vote for you to win the big prize. Then we’ll see how influential the blogosphere is. Drinks on you if you win.
Kim – if you go on BB, then I think the blogosphere should get behind one of it’s favourite girls and all vote for you to win the big prize. Then we’ll see how influential the blogosphere is. Drinks on you if you win.
Has anyone checked Fyodor’s breathing recently?
He does make such an unsightly lump on the floor.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why there are no spoons in the BlogBrother house it’s because they are all involved in insufficient cooling down my pants.
Has anyone checked Fyodor’s breathing recently?
He does make such an unsightly lump on the floor.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why there are no spoons in the BlogBrother house it’s because they are all involved in insufficient cooling down my pants.
Christie is becoming the Janu of BB.
From today’s diary. You go comrade.
12:04 Hotdogs tells Kate she has beautiful eyes.
While the HMs play hacky sack, Tim tells them about the political situation in Sudan at the moment. Several of them are shocked – they had heard nothing about the Sudanese crisis.
Christie is becoming the Janu of BB.
From today’s diary. You go comrade.
12:04 Hotdogs tells Kate she has beautiful eyes.
While the HMs play hacky sack, Tim tells them about the political situation in Sudan at the moment. Several of them are shocked – they had heard nothing about the Sudanese crisis.
Cheers, Mindy.
Go lefty Tim! [except he's such a tosser, unfortunately].
Cheers, Mindy.
Go lefty Tim! [except he's such a tosser, unfortunately].
I must ask – would Popper have gone topless in the spa?
I must ask – would Popper have gone topless in the spa?