Ok, Ausculture Jess is on hols, so time for a BB thread. Poor Lefty Tim, he’s really gone on Kate:
Tim talks to Glenn about Kate. Glenn says: “She’s got that sexy school teacher look about her doesn’t she?” Tim admits: “I think she’s really attractive. In fact it’s almost a problem for me.” He says he gets tongue tied around Kate because he likes her so much. He says: “Her smile is just intoxicating… She’d smile at you and the sun would shine.”
Given the intriguing post midnight events in the Rewards Room on Saturday morning (after Lefty Tim had watched a dvd while Ra’y'ch frolicked naked in the bath trying to get his attention) where LT gave the lie to Ra’y'ch’s vow that he’d get lucky tonight by giving her an interminable massage (though thoughtfully refraining from enlightening us with his thoughts on Lacan this time), we’re faced with something of a conundrum. Or rather, conundra.
(a) Are Lefty boys all massage and no action?
(b) Are Lefty boys incredibly sensitive and therefore not about to take advantage of naked spokesmodels in their room just because they can?
(c) Is Lefty Tim in fact unrepresentative of Lefty boys?
(d) Will Lefty Tim and Kate be the star-crossed lovers of BB05 or will her desire for Logan Greg shatter Lefty Tim’s fragile mind?
Other pressing matters -
(a) Is the correct response to Michelle and Shearer as a couple “ewwww”?
(b) Will Geneva ever get lucky?
i give good massages! oh yeah…
i give good massages! oh yeah…
So, Glen, what’s your answer to question (a)?
On the Ra’y'ch shenanigans in the Rewards Room, watching the video is a hoot.
So, Glen, what’s your answer to question (a)?
On the Ra’y'ch shenanigans in the Rewards Room, watching the video is a hoot.
My answer: Please, if there is a merciful God, please let the answer be (c).
My answer: Please, if there is a merciful God, please let the answer be (c).
1a) surely you can manage some kind of poll on this?
1b) who’s taking advantage of whom? I gather the Spokesmodel is all but begging for a good speaking to.
1c) again, poll?
1d)isn’t LT just a little too creepy to have any chance with a half-sensible girl like Kate?
2a) yes
2b) they do say it’s a percentages game.
1a) surely you can manage some kind of poll on this?
1b) who’s taking advantage of whom? I gather the Spokesmodel is all but begging for a good speaking to.
1c) again, poll?
1d)isn’t LT just a little too creepy to have any chance with a half-sensible girl like Kate?
2a) yes
2b) they do say it’s a percentages game.
c) Why do we even care?
c) Why do we even care?
You’re kidding me – one of those hyper-surveilled lab rats is called Geneva?
Well, enjoy. As befits me, I’ll be watching something more eddificational.
Like, say, the lawn.
You’re kidding me – one of those hyper-surveilled lab rats is called Geneva?
Well, enjoy. As befits me, I’ll be watching something more eddificational.
Like, say, the lawn.
Well with any luck we’ll see a bit of grass trimming…
LT should get in there and play hard, on behalf of critical thinkers with sex drive everywhere. I say Geneva and Christie look most suitable for some political dis(inter)course.
Well with any luck we’ll see a bit of grass trimming…
LT should get in there and play hard, on behalf of critical thinkers with sex drive everywhere. I say Geneva and Christie look most suitable for some political dis(inter)course.
I think I’m going to be sick.
Do I have Lacanian viscera?
I think I’m going to be sick.
Do I have Lacanian viscera?
While you are doing TV reviews, check out the channel 7 show tonight at 9.30pm about fellas in Melba- it is written and produced by notorious lefty blogger Ms Fits…allegedly…
While you are doing TV reviews, check out the channel 7 show tonight at 9.30pm about fellas in Melba- it is written and produced by notorious lefty blogger Ms Fits…allegedly…
Kim,
no,
no,
no.
yeah, i take advantage of nakedness and, if the weather is right, sometimes even my own.
Kim,
no,
no,
no.
yeah, i take advantage of nakedness and, if the weather is right, sometimes even my own.
mp, no allegedly about it, I believe.
mp, no allegedly about it, I believe.
Liam you are fighting a losing battle TV Lefty Tim has won the battle and is now the Real Lefty Tim, despite your valiant efforts to remind us about the Lame Lefty Tim. Can’t fight the system. man.
Liam you are fighting a losing battle TV Lefty Tim has won the battle and is now the Real Lefty Tim, despite your valiant efforts to remind us about the Lame Lefty Tim. Can’t fight the system. man.
OK… Out of a studied intellectual curiosity re these bread & circus phenomena for mass audience consumption: What exactly are Lefty Tim’s credentials, lefty-wise?
OK… Out of a studied intellectual curiosity re these bread & circus phenomena for mass audience consumption: What exactly are Lefty Tim’s credentials, lefty-wise?
We are being set up for a fall here, seeing as he appears to be the least cool or attractive male in the house =(
We are being set up for a fall here, seeing as he appears to be the least cool or attractive male in the house =(
“We are being set up for a fall here, seeing as he appears to be the least cool or attractive male in the house =(”
…hence Lefty? Sorry: low blow – which apparently doesn’t interest LT.
“We are being set up for a fall here, seeing as he appears to be the least cool or attractive male in the house =(”
…hence Lefty? Sorry: low blow – which apparently doesn’t interest LT.
Saith the commenter with gravatar of Sideshow Bob, armpit raised for public admiration.
Saith the commenter with gravatar of Sideshow Bob, armpit raised for public admiration.
Lefty Elitist: I present to you Lefty Tim’s Lefty Credentials.
Lefty Elitist: I present to you Lefty Tim’s Lefty Credentials.
Uncut has stolen our narrative!
However, it’s good to see Kate showering naked.
And Geneva will always be the bisexual Queen.
Uncut has stolen our narrative!
However, it’s good to see Kate showering naked.
And Geneva will always be the bisexual Queen.
Not that I could be stuffed watching any of it, but it might provide more evidence for the popular theory that “pricks get more chicks”…
Not that I could be stuffed watching any of it, but it might provide more evidence for the popular theory that “pricks get more chicks”…
Nice Liam. A green-stooging ALP student hack. On telly. I like it! And tell me, how is mainstream Australia taking to Comrade Brunero?
In fact, hell, how is mainstream Australia these days generally? The view, from my inner-city garret at Keating Towers is mercifully untainted by the hoipolloi of Greater Bogania…
Incidentally, Lefty Elitist seeks gravatar. Suggestions? A latte? A wine bottle? A French Clock?
Nice Liam. A green-stooging ALP student hack. On telly. I like it! And tell me, how is mainstream Australia taking to Comrade Brunero?
In fact, hell, how is mainstream Australia these days generally? The view, from my inner-city garret at Keating Towers is mercifully untainted by the hoipolloi of Greater Bogania…
Incidentally, Lefty Elitist seeks gravatar. Suggestions? A latte? A wine bottle? A French Clock?
A wad of Paul Keating’s cloth, from one of his double-breasted Zegna suits…
A wad of Paul Keating’s cloth, from one of his double-breasted Zegna suits…
Lefty Elitist: how about a tub of plain Attiki yoghurt, the SAAB logo, or maybe a little line of coke
Lefty Elitist: how about a tub of plain Attiki yoghurt, the SAAB logo, or maybe a little line of coke
what is the letfie attiki connection?
what is the letfie attiki connection?
This sums it up perfectly:
http://www.whackingday.com/permarch_jun05/2jun05.htm#ten
This sums it up perfectly:
http://www.whackingday.com/permarch_jun05/2jun05.htm#ten
Ok, things have been getting one-sidedly serious and intellectual here at LP the last few days. New topic:
Kate has been showering naked. Kate has nice boobies. Kate is the hotness.
And, to paraphrase a line from Dark Highway, Lefty Tim will never have her.
Ok, things have been getting one-sidedly serious and intellectual here at LP the last few days. New topic:
Kate has been showering naked. Kate has nice boobies. Kate is the hotness.
And, to paraphrase a line from Dark Highway, Lefty Tim will never have her.
What’s to discuss, Kim? Of course Kate is the hotness and Lefty Tim doesn’t have a chance.
What’s to discuss, Kim? Of course Kate is the hotness and Lefty Tim doesn’t have a chance.
I might have to start putting a disclaimer on my posts now:
No, not THAT Kate.
I might have to start putting a disclaimer on my posts now:
No, not THAT Kate.
I’m sure you’re the hotness too, Kate! Kate’s real name is Rochelle, but BB thought that viewers might find that a bit confusing with Michelle in the house as well. Kate is her middle name.
In other BB news – Geneva is having truthtelling dreams:
I’m sure you’re the hotness too, Kate! Kate’s real name is Rochelle, but BB thought that viewers might find that a bit confusing with Michelle in the house as well. Kate is her middle name.
In other BB news – Geneva is having truthtelling dreams:
Yeah, I’m the hotness in a bespectacled, short, non-boob flashing, man-eating feminist knitter kind of way.
Yeah, I’m the hotness in a bespectacled, short, non-boob flashing, man-eating feminist knitter kind of way.
Was Geneva really dreaming? Sounds like an apt description of LT.
“Kate?Äôs real name is Rochelle…”
Mark, you’re kidding, right? That can’t be true.
“Rochelle, Rochelle: a young woman’s journey from Milan…to the G-Coast”.
Too funny.
And, yes, I’m sure Kate-Kate is the hotness.
Was Geneva really dreaming? Sounds like an apt description of LT.
“Kate?Äôs real name is Rochelle…”
Mark, you’re kidding, right? That can’t be true.
“Rochelle, Rochelle: a young woman’s journey from Milan…to the G-Coast”.
Too funny.
And, yes, I’m sure Kate-Kate is the hotness.
“I?Äôm the hotness in a bespectacled, short, non-boob flashing, man-eating feminist knitter kind of way.”
H.O.T.N.E.S.S.
“I?Äôm the hotness in a bespectacled, short, non-boob flashing, man-eating feminist knitter kind of way.”
H.O.T.N.E.S.S.
What Fyodor said!
And yes, Kate is Rochelle.
What Fyodor said!
And yes, Kate is Rochelle.
On another topic altogether:
BB controversy!!!!!!!:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/Opinion/Brother-oversteps-mark/2005/06/07/1118123836069.html
On another topic altogether:
BB controversy!!!!!!!:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/Opinion/Brother-oversteps-mark/2005/06/07/1118123836069.html
Good point, Rochelle. They’ll be throwing in Christians and lions next. Panem et circenses.
Good point, Rochelle. They’ll be throwing in Christians and lions next. Panem et circenses.
I saw that, Kate.
Chorus in the Age from the Christian right. Bilge, immorality, anti-family values, etc. Kids should be watching wholesome gospel tunes on tv. For some reason, the link has disappeared from the Age website. Probably don’t want to confuse the anti-BB spin of the day.
Straighteners, punishers!
I saw that, Kate.
Chorus in the Age from the Christian right. Bilge, immorality, anti-family values, etc. Kids should be watching wholesome gospel tunes on tv. For some reason, the link has disappeared from the Age website. Probably don’t want to confuse the anti-BB spin of the day.
Straighteners, punishers!
Also, Fyodor, if you keep calling Kate ‘Rochelle’, you’ll get the same treatment meted out to you as you’d get if you called me ‘Kimberley’. It won’t even be masochistically unpleasant. You stand warned, Simpsons boy.
Also, Fyodor, if you keep calling Kate ‘Rochelle’, you’ll get the same treatment meted out to you as you’d get if you called me ‘Kimberley’. It won’t even be masochistically unpleasant. You stand warned, Simpsons boy.
I dunno, Kimberley. What’s Kate’s preference?
* awaits punishment *
I dunno, Kimberley. What’s Kate’s preference?
* awaits punishment *
Expect a rapid change in fortune, Fyodor, due to my genetically inherited Sephardic cursing powers. Ever read any of the imprecatory psalms? It sure won’t be pretty.
Expect a rapid change in fortune, Fyodor, due to my genetically inherited Sephardic cursing powers. Ever read any of the imprecatory psalms? It sure won’t be pretty.
I have ways with knitting needles you can only imagine, Fyodor.
(That’s if it’s me you’re referring too, and not the BB Hotness Kate. If it was BB Hotness Kate, whoops, forget I ever said anything.)
I have ways with knitting needles you can only imagine, Fyodor.
(That’s if it’s me you’re referring too, and not the BB Hotness Kate. If it was BB Hotness Kate, whoops, forget I ever said anything.)
“Expect a rapid change in fortune, Fyodor, due to my genetically inherited Sephardic cursing powers. Ever read any of the imprecatory psalms? It sure won?Äôt be pretty.”
Very scary, Witchy Woman. I can now add the “gypsy witch” fantasy to my collection.
“Expect a rapid change in fortune, Fyodor, due to my genetically inherited Sephardic cursing powers. Ever read any of the imprecatory psalms? It sure won?Äôt be pretty.”
Very scary, Witchy Woman. I can now add the “gypsy witch” fantasy to my collection.
“I have ways with knitting needles you can only imagine, Fyodor.”
I dunno…I can imagine a LOT, Hotnessness. However, point taken. [Pun intended]
“I have ways with knitting needles you can only imagine, Fyodor.”
I dunno…I can imagine a LOT, Hotnessness. However, point taken. [Pun intended]
get
get
a
a
knitting circle
knitting circle
goodness me people. next we’ll have naked knitting in the spa!
goodness me people. next we’ll have naked knitting in the spa!
Sounds like fun, Mindy! What’s everyone up to tonight?
Sounds like fun, Mindy! What’s everyone up to tonight?
Speaking of knitting needles, how’s my beanie coming along?
Speaking of knitting needles, how’s my beanie coming along?
Tomato soup. Self pity. Charlie Poole. Boston Legal which I taped.
Tomato soup. Self pity. Charlie Poole. Boston Legal which I taped.
Oh yeah. BB. My love for game shows outweighs my love for the Scrawny Sou’paw and I watch Temptation instead.
Oh yeah. BB. My love for game shows outweighs my love for the Scrawny Sou’paw and I watch Temptation instead.
Amanda, if you were in Brisbane, my friend P and I would invite you to our Irish Stew and cd swapping night tomorrow night. But popper into that tomato soup with out get well wishes.
Amanda, if you were in Brisbane, my friend P and I would invite you to our Irish Stew and cd swapping night tomorrow night. But popper into that tomato soup with out get well wishes.
Even though the offer is merely an excuse to mention popper, me and my needy self worth thank you.
Oh gross, just turned over in the ad. Christie and greg sucking face noises. oh, the noises.
Even though the offer is merely an excuse to mention popper, me and my needy self worth thank you.
Oh gross, just turned over in the ad. Christie and greg sucking face noises. oh, the noises.
Ok, lots of smooching going down – Greg & Christie, Michelle & Shearer, Vesna & Hotdogs (I think).
Ok, lots of smooching going down – Greg & Christie, Michelle & Shearer, Vesna & Hotdogs (I think).
Thought of popper later… genuine elbow rubbing niceness. Had a horrible cold myself for about 2 weeks.
Thought of popper later… genuine elbow rubbing niceness. Had a horrible cold myself for about 2 weeks.
no going down smooching? i guess that would be on uncut.
no going down smooching? i guess that would be on uncut.
Only about 10 secs shown. Uplate tonight could be interesting. Btw, E and I are going to the Gina gig next week – thanks for the recommendation.
Only about 10 secs shown. Uplate tonight could be interesting. Btw, E and I are going to the Gina gig next week – thanks for the recommendation.
Mark, beanie is coming along brilliantly. Since I hate men, and you are a man, I’m a bit conflicted about knitting it for you. How about I knit in little bits of ground glass and so on, so when you wear it, you feel the pain of millenia of women?
Mark, beanie is coming along brilliantly. Since I hate men, and you are a man, I’m a bit conflicted about knitting it for you. How about I knit in little bits of ground glass and so on, so when you wear it, you feel the pain of millenia of women?
But, as a profeminist metrosexual bisexual lefty man, I feel your pain already Kate!
But, as a profeminist metrosexual bisexual lefty man, I feel your pain already Kate!
Oh, OK then. No worries. Glass free beanie it is.
Oh, OK then. No worries. Glass free beanie it is.
Phew. Did I mention I now have the purple sunnies to match?
Phew. Did I mention I now have the purple sunnies to match?
So, I’m bored tonight. Where is the naked knitting circle? Cold here in Vegas – sauna would be good! Btw – whatever happened to BBB05?
So, I’m bored tonight. Where is the naked knitting circle? Cold here in Vegas – sauna would be good! Btw – whatever happened to BBB05?
Naked knitting is at my house. In you hop on the next flight to Perth, you’re welcome to pop over.
Mark, I think it’s your duty to put on all the purple clothing you own, take a photo, and share it with us. Go on.
Naked knitting is at my house. In you hop on the next flight to Perth, you’re welcome to pop over.
Mark, I think it’s your duty to put on all the purple clothing you own, take a photo, and share it with us. Go on.
And for chrissakes buy some purple trousers before you take that picture, Mark.
And for chrissakes buy some purple trousers before you take that picture, Mark.
Zoe: Yes. I agree.
Amanda: I hope you feel better soon.
Zoe: Yes. I agree.
Amanda: I hope you feel better soon.
Nothing like a shopping challenge! Have to save my credit cards for the purple pants, Kate, sadly, before I fly to Perth for naked knitting. Which will be more expensive soon – thanks to the Ando policy of making travellers pay for government fuckups.
Off to watch Dr Who!
Nothing like a shopping challenge! Have to save my credit cards for the purple pants, Kate, sadly, before I fly to Perth for naked knitting. Which will be more expensive soon – thanks to the Ando policy of making travellers pay for government fuckups.
Off to watch Dr Who!
That’s on the assumption that boys are allowed in the naked knitting sauna?
That’s on the assumption that boys are allowed in the naked knitting sauna?
Thanks, Kate, but Perth is such a long way away
Btw – I’ve just discovered how scary Zoe’s suggestion about purple pants might be.
Thanks, Kate, but Perth is such a long way away
Btw – I’ve just discovered how scary Zoe’s suggestion about purple pants might be.
Yes, very scary!
Zoe and Kate, I’m dragging myself away from watching Kate BB Hotness on the live feed in her itsy bitsy black bikini to go into Uni – may stop off at the sales on the way back and suss out the purple pants situation.
Yes, very scary!
Zoe and Kate, I’m dragging myself away from watching Kate BB Hotness on the live feed in her itsy bitsy black bikini to go into Uni – may stop off at the sales on the way back and suss out the purple pants situation.
BB hotness Kate is now sunbathing topless. She really has changed from the “I will shower in my bikini” woman who entered the house.
BB hotness Kate is now sunbathing topless. She really has changed from the “I will shower in my bikini” woman who entered the house.
I am crazy about BB hotness Kate. Has anyone else noticed the resemblance to Cate Blanchett?
I am crazy about BB hotness Kate. Has anyone else noticed the resemblance to Cate Blanchett?
Only that they are both human females.
Only that they are both human females.
I thought Cate was an elf.
No, Zoe, there’s a definite resemblance. Must pull self away from BB live feed now.
I thought Cate was an elf.
No, Zoe, there’s a definite resemblance. Must pull self away from BB live feed now.
Now that Cate truly is The Hotness.
Now that Cate truly is The Hotness.
Hasn’t Cate Blanchett been made Queen of Australia yet?
Then when Mary nee Donaldson steps up we can have a royal babe-off. Where they ryal babe who cuts the best ribbon, waves the best hand and receives the flowers proffered by children in the most babe-ilicious, yet Royal way, gets to be Queen of the World or something.
Hasn’t Cate Blanchett been made Queen of Australia yet?
Then when Mary nee Donaldson steps up we can have a royal babe-off. Where they ryal babe who cuts the best ribbon, waves the best hand and receives the flowers proffered by children in the most babe-ilicious, yet Royal way, gets to be Queen of the World or something.
Too many K/Cates.
Since Cate is ‘Our’ (as in Australia’s), Cate, does that mean Perth Kate is ‘Our’ (as in Ozblogistan’s) Kate, who has shown her infinite superiority over ‘someone else’s’ (as in TV-land) Kate, by not appearing on the banal sewerage, to quote MirandaDevine, that is BB?
Al those in favour?
Too many K/Cates.
Since Cate is ‘Our’ (as in Australia’s), Cate, does that mean Perth Kate is ‘Our’ (as in Ozblogistan’s) Kate, who has shown her infinite superiority over ‘someone else’s’ (as in TV-land) Kate, by not appearing on the banal sewerage, to quote MirandaDevine, that is BB?
Al those in favour?
15:25 Kate and Tim bicker over everything from grammar to Freud.
Heh.
15:25 Kate and Tim bicker over everything from grammar to Freud.
Heh.
Too complex, harry, as our hotness Kate and BB hotness Kate (Rochelle) are both residents of Perth.
Amanda -
Motto: Don’t read as much Freud if you want to win onto hotnessess.
Too complex, harry, as our hotness Kate and BB hotness Kate (Rochelle) are both residents of Perth.
Amanda -
Motto: Don’t read as much Freud if you want to win onto hotnessess.
How about ‘The-one-true-Kate’?
How about ‘The-one-true-Kate’?
“Kate who knits” and “Kate with tits”? (Not casting any nasturtiums on yours, mind Kate. Although if asked nicely …)
“Kate who knits” and “Kate with tits”? (Not casting any nasturtiums on yours, mind Kate. Although if asked nicely …)
….admits he finds Mary Donaldson to be wax-hot.
….admits he finds Mary Donaldson to be wax-hot.
…second only to Frances O’Connor.
…second only to Frances O’Connor.