Who Cares about Lefty Tim?

Not I, when a certain BB housemate is writing me personal notes.


Thanks, BB hotness Kate!

You can hang out in the LP spa anytime you like.

I’ve always said that Kate’s politics will be changed for the better by positive lefty blog influences.

Sorry, Ausculture Jess, I’m defecting from the Lefty Tim Fan Club. Even if I am almost as old as Vin Diesel.


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24 responses to “Who Cares about Lefty Tim?”

  1. Kim

    Ooooh, Mark, have you noticed how the colour of BB Kate’s dress matches the sky in your gravatar?

    This could be the start of something, well, odd…

    What’s the betting we see another Kate as an LP Guest blogger????

  2. Mark

    It’s a very significant coincidence, Kim!

  3. Amanda

    Creepiest listening of the week: Paul Neville’s drooling over BB. Hearing him talk about all those nubile girls and excited blokes in their double beds. Not that he watched more than a few minutes of it …

  4. Zoe

    Oh dear, Mark. I must say I never saw the point of her. And here’s a tip for free – don’t get hung up on girls who write their “personal notes” with an artline texta.

  5. Robert Merkel

    Hmmm. While a picture is often worth a thousand words, perhaps a little context mightn’t go astray…

  6. Kate

    I predict she’ll be completely Gemma-fied in the next few months.

  7. Mark

    Zoe, that’s unfair. Obviously she’d just been writing on the whiteboard.

  8. Kate

    Was she drawing Venn diagrams on the whiteboard?

  9. Fyodor

    Probably doing sums, LP Hotness Kate. Discovering BB Hotness Kate’s numerical incompetence was a gross disappointment to this ubernerd.

  10. Zoe

    Marky Mark!

    Nice try but the texta she holds is black (lid, writing on page) and the whiteboard has been written on in blue.

    She is not worthy.

  11. Sachmo

    I see “Tryst, Audience, Jargon” on the whiteboard – what do others make of it?

  12. Evil Pundit

    I’d like to draw the attaention of the audience to this correct prediction from The Spin Starts Here:

    Well I‚Äôm tipping there‚Äôs going to be a few halfwit leftie bloggers‚Äô noses out of joint tonight, with the Big Bogan prize money going to the redneck Logan twins — not their man Pinko “that‚Äôs not my mouth, someone stitched a cunt to my face” Tim.

    You see, the halfwits thought that just because Timmy doesn’t like John Howard, he was therefore deserving of a million dollars. I don’t care much for our fearless leader, does that mean I deserve a million bucks? Fucken oath! But its not about to happen.

    Typical of lefty bloggers, they can take something as inane as a glorified popularity contest and try to turn it into some sort of fucking crusade against the evil Tories.

    Poor lefties — can’t win any voting contest.

  13. Zoe

    Sachmo, try “target audience”. It’s not the bloody ABC.

  14. Lefty Elitist

    Well, never saw it EP, but pleased to see the Big Bogan concept taking off.

  15. Kate

    Ah, EP, you can’t use TSSH against us (not that I care one whit about BB or Lefty Tim so I’m not actually a Lefty Blogger with an out-of-joint-nose). They hate EVERYONE with a passion that is breathtaking to behold.

  16. Sachmo

    Mark, where’d you get that picture from?

  17. Mark

    Zoe, obviously she was handed a texta pen by a kind person in the room. It’s a bum rap, gov!

    EP, since Logan Greg likes to wear gold lame hotpants and makeup, and was often seen kissing Timmy, I doubt that he qualifies as a Bogan. Logan David, yeah.

    Story in the Oz media section today says that the producers were hoping Lefty Tim would win as an articulate, intelligent lefty is more marketable than a pair of “ordinary Aussie blokes”.

    Sachmo, the photo was taken by a friend of mine who was in the room who told BB hotness Kate about me.

  18. Mark

    Ps – youse are all just jealous! :)

  19. carol l

    I’m here to verify. Kate/Richelle’s dad is in the same workplace as me. He brought her in for show and tell. I organised Mark a little note because I knew he liked her blue tops. Unfortunately, we kinda assumed that she would bring a press kit with her, but we had to supply out own – thus someone brought in a notebook, and as usual, our govt whiteboard markers were a little on the very-used-up-won’t-be-reordering-until-Sept side. :P

  20. Mark

    Thanks to Carol and she gets the photo credit too! :)

  21. Evil Pundit

    I’m not actually a Lefty Blogger with an out-of-joint-nose

    Hah! You are a Lefty Blogger now, and have been since at least Tuesday.

  22. Mark

    Thanks, Naomi!

    EP, that just makes Kate a Lefty Blogger with a nose firmly in joint.

  23. Robert

    Don’t confuse him with logic, Mark… :-P

  24. Mark

    Naomi, to clarify, it wasn’t my idea. Carol surprised me with the photo. Since I am rather dense when I scan emails quickly, I didn’t even notice the note til last night!