RobotChoices

No apologies for a totally flippant post – having discovered this excellent site via Carol L last night, I couldn’t resist revealing to the blogosphere the true meaning of “Larvatus”…


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63 responses to “RobotChoices”

  1. Kim

    Speaking as an already cyborged human:

  2. Mark

    Kim

    What is Ytterbium? The planet of the lipsnigers, I suspect… Or the land of latte and cake?

  3. Mark

    Ps – if you want to post your result, strip out all the code but the opening bracket then img src = then the name of the image and close the code after the second set of inverted commas…

  4. zoot

    Hey, this is fun.

  5. zoot

    As you can see, I had no luck posting the image. However, I tried the avatars for some of our politicians and found that Ruddock translated to “Robotic Unit Designed for Dangerous Observation and Ceaseless Killing” and Dubya stood for “Digital Ultimate Battle and Yelling Android”.

  6. Robert
  7. Zarquon

    Ytterbium is element 70, named (along with Erbium and Yttrium) after Ytterby in Sweden, land of the sperm thieves.

  8. Kate
  9. Kate

    Aaargh. Let me edit that.

  10. Kate

    That’s better. Anyway, flippant posts are GOOD and give one’s brain a rest from politics and nazi babykillers and suchlike.

  11. Homer Paxton

    youre too sensitve Kate.

    I though “Larvatus” rose from the dead!!

  12. Kate

    All part of my not inconsiderable charms, Homer.

  13. Zoe

    And the ROBERTCORR’s ceaseless observation on IR continues to be outstanding, btw. Thanks, Rob.

  14. Jason Soon

    J.A.S.O.N.S.O.O.N.: Journeying Artificial Soldier Optimized for Nullification, Scientific Observation and Online Negotiation

  15. Homer Paxton

    Kiss me kate I have never said you were without charm!
    I on the other hand…..

    Jason do you have any argonoughts or are they worhshipping the Soon God?

  16. Mark

    Homer – are you (gasp) flirting?

  17. Homer Paxton

    No

  18. Homer Paxton

    for the mostly young things who inhabit this blog kis me kate is a monicker people would give to women named kate ( !!) firstly after a women in a musical from the 50′s madebetter known in Asutralia by a galloper in the 70′s I think.

    monickers are not associated with flirting but are given to people you know and like.
    As can be seen there is a lot of huge intellectual capital that goes into thinking them up.

  19. Amanda

    Artificial Mechanical Android Normally for Dangerous Assassination, Rational Observation and Scientific Exploration

    It’s like the machine read my mind!

  20. Jason Soon

    I know my Cole Porter and am familiar with ‘Kiss me kate’, Homer.

  21. Jason Soon

    oh, and C.A.T.A.L.L.A.X.Y.: Cybernetic Artificial Technician Assembled for Logical Learning, Assassination and Xpert Yelling

  22. anthony

    spooky

  23. Nic White

    lol guys, this meme is at least a year old :P

  24. anthony

    Boo the honey tongued picture promises of the preview function.

    A.N.T.H.O.N.Y. – Artificial Networked Technician Hardwired for Observation and Nocturnal Yelling

  25. Kate

    NICBOT: TIME IS IRRELEVENT TO THE INTERWEBS! Exterminate, exterminate!

  26. anthony

    It appears Nicbot is trapped in linear time.

  27. Kate

    I did know what Homer was going on about. For once.

    Also, those who want the pic in: you have to leave in the image info but not the width etc, like so, only with the proper brackets:
    [a href="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com"]
    [img src="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/webimages/riona-DEBORAH.png"{/a]

  28. Leinad
  29. Kate

    Whoops, like this, rather:

    [a href="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com"]
    [img src="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/webimages/riona-DEBORAH.png"][/a]

  30. Nic White

    LOL

  31. anthony

    Here goes nothing-

  32. Kate

    The Monster one is also amusing:


  33. anthony

    FARK! I’m going back to the kitchen.

  34. Leinad

    d’oh.

    Thanks kate!

  35. Leinad

    gah! I’m going to hassle anthony in the kitchen

  36. Kate

    You need the brackets next to M on the keyboard, also.

  37. Homer Paxton

    is that bracket creap?

  38. anthony

    I’d like you to get me a cabbage and 10 potatoes from the coolroom, please Leinad.

  39. Fyodor

    Homerkles and Soon-Factor,

    You may know your musicals, but obviously not your Shakespeare. I don’t think you’re at all shrewish, Kate*.

    [*Not flirtin'. Just complimentin']

  40. Homer Paxton

    Indeed not yet tamed but in some hamlet, denmark?
    Now you would be coled up there!

  41. Jason Soon

    your latest puns belong in a porter-loo, homer

  42. Homer Paxton

    You are hammersteining me there.
    You will have to call me okla homer

  43. Gummo Trotsky

    Fear me, puny single robot mortals for I am:

  44. Gummo Trotsky

    Nothing apparently.

  45. Homer Paxton

    Careful Gummo,
    you are gong close there without perhaps knowing it.

  46. Gummo Trotsky

    That’s it – no more mister nice guys. [Thinks - this had better work, or we'll be looking very silly]


  47. Gummo Trotsky

    Silly it is then.

  48. Shaun Cronin


    Don’t know if this imagey thingy is going to work and I’ll end up like Gummo but I quite like my monster name.

  49. Shaun Cronin

    Ok, didn’t work. So much for being the Sinister Horror from the Arcane Underground Necropolis.

  50. Kate

    If I, known for my lack of puter skills, can do it, surely all you smaht people can too?

  51. Zoe

    Too smaht for their own good.

  52. anthony

    I’ve got uni smahts which are unsuitable for the real world. Happy now Dad!

  53. anthony

    Alright here we go-

  54. anthony

    I’ll never be good enough for my father. [sobs]

  55. saint

    Yep. In the image of my creator.

    It seems you have to remove all the line breaks for it to work.

  56. saint

    Not.

  57. saint


    Heh.

  58. Tyrannosaurus Rex
  59. Tyrannosaurus Rex

    i’ll try again


  60. Mark

    People can always email me the code they get and I’ll fix it for them and post it where the blank comment is.

  61. Tony

    Dunno, Mark, don’t think the above could be funnier even if it did have the images. Looks like you’ve got this one on all of us, Kate.

    Technician Optimized for Nocturnal Yelling – must have been outside my window Friday night when my daughter wee’d in my bed.

  62. Homer Paxton

    don’t worry Mark.
    Tyrannosaurus Rex lives in the past!

  63. Nabakov

    I think the code for the actual site is stuffed too. I got:

    Nice Affable Boozy Android Keeping Off Vice
    (+)
    –> )
    (+)