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10 responses to “Noble lies over luncheon”

  1. God

    It’s all true. And I have to tell you that I’m so fucking vengeful that you wouldn’t believe it.

    You’ll all be laughing out of the other side of your face once the Rapture comes, oh yeah.

  2. Katz

    Stelzer’s account provides truly illuminating insight into what neoconservatives have been filling the President’s head with for years now

    These neocons must be very slow at filling things.

  3. Chris

    God perhaps you can clue us in on this. Has human kind ever devised a drug as potent and dangerous as the military hegemony/moral clarity combination.

  4. God

    Oh yeah. Noah was on this great shit where he thought he was 900 years old, the earth flooded, two of each animal blah, blah, blah. Same with Abraham. It was all burning bushes and kill the kid, and ‘mate I’ve lost me busfare’?

    Terrible flashbacks though.

    Have your peeps call my peeps and I’ll fill you in.

  5. The Devil Drink

    Hey, God, nice to see you again. We still on for cards at Shiva’s place? I prefer you when you’re in the vengeful Jehovah mode, instead of being weak-as-piss all-merciful Allah. You bet more aggressively and your tics show more.
    Chris, probably. A good way to find out would be an extensive empirical survey. Don’t think of it as an ordeal, think of it as cramming for a drug analysis test.

  6. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    Few things, God. What about Methuselah living 969 years? And what about the three-metre giants, the Nephilim? Then there are those angels that visit Lot: they have dusty feet and are hungry and thirsty after a long journey on foot. Come on, mate, this is all very dodgy stuff. And how come that in the first part of the bible you are a total arsehole, vengeful and childish, murdering innocent people at a whim, then in the second part you are all-merciful and wet and full of ah, grace? Did you realise you had a PR issue going on about 2000 years ago? There was a leakage of membership to competitors, or what?

  7. wbb

    Bob Carr described the problem well last year on Lateline.

    A President who believes he’s in conversation with God is in a different category from Presidents we’ve experienced in the past. This simple-mindedness, and I use it in a non pejorative sense, is a distinguishing feature of this President and that explains the obstinacy you referred to.

  8. zorronsky

    It’s a 180 degree rod neo nuts on one tip and loony left t’other and vibrating evermore violently as numbers build until , like a dog shaking water after a swim, the remainder are in the center.

  9. Guise

    Anticipating the neo-cons?

    “… accounting all men profane that swear not to all their fantasies … making the scriptures to be ruled by their conscience, and not their conscience by the Scripture … he that denies the least iota of their grounds … not worthy to enjoy the benefite of breathing … and before that any of their grounds be impugned, let King, people, Law and all be trode under foot: Such holy wars are to be preferred to an ungodly peace …”

    James I wrote the Basilikon Doron, in which this passage appears, as a set of instructions to his son, Henry, on the proper and godly conduct of a king. Henry spoiled all his plans by dying early, giving us King Charles I and all that followed.

    The Basilikon Doron and the True Law of Free Monarchies, also by James, are the ultimate expression of the divine right of kings, at least in the English tradition and those politco-legal traditions that developed therefrom. This article inspired me to look at the two essays for the first time in a while, and it is truly scary how much they seem to illuminate the current rhetoric of power in both the US and Australia.

  10. Kim

    Such holy wars are to be preferred to an ungodly peace.

    Indeed.