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22 responses to “Desiccated coconut probably not Maroons fan”

  1. steve

    Funny editorial a couple of days ago in the Courious Snail imploring Howard to come and visit Queensland more often.

    His last visit to Queensland this month resulted in the rejection of the Ipswich Motorway upgrade and instead money was thrown at the first stage of a western bypass that is likely to gain him fewer votes than he musters now.

    Send him more often as he is so out of touch that he is displaying the opposite of the Midas touch. We could set up a mudbath for him to play in at one of the almost dry dams so he can go back to Canberra and sling mud like a hardened professional.

  2. Ken Lovell

    I read somewhere that Santoro was kicked out of state parliament for incompetence. I would have thought that it was impossible to be too incompetent to be a Queensland state Lib, remembering that they’re the slow cousins to a National Party that produced ministerial nincompoops like Vince Lester. If true, the story raises obvious issues about Howard’s judgement in appointing Santo to anything, let alone a ministry.

  3. wpd

    Bob Quinn, Joan Sheldon and David Watson will all be cheering. In political circles, regardless of party affiliation, Santo has been on the nose for years.

    BTW, he hasn’t won an election for yonks.

  4. Enemy Combatant

    “Paul Kelly: Howard being undermined
    Paul Kelly, Editor at large
    March 17, 2007

    THIS is a scandal that makes John Howard look foolish, discredits the standards of his Government and ruins the campaign against Kevin Rudd’s character.”

    That was PK’s first sentence. A triple treat of Ratsak.
    Paul’s poison is usually another brand.

  5. derrida derider

    I really think the Rodent’s losing his grip. For any long-standing government to initiate a mud-slinging campaign against the opposition is just asking for trouble, because long-standing governments are likely to have accumulated buried scandals that will end up being unburied once the mud-digging starts. He should have learned from John Major’s experience.

  6. aj

    Concerning the Ipswich motorway, this motorway should be called something else because it doesn’t even connect to Ipswich’s main road. Ipswich people will have to go through the suburbs to connect onto other highways and then it connects to the proposed highway.
    Cameron Thompson is the Lib for my electorate, sent a flyer out yesterday. It was pretty with nice bold colours, but had a one paragraph blurb on the back. This is probably the second flyer I have had from Thompson in 4yrs.
    Bernie Ripole has been in the news more times, advocating and putting pressure on the govt. over the Ipswich motorway, than Cameron Thompson.
    At the end of the day, Ipswichians, just want a better highways, that won’t lead to near death experiences or costly delays, but we also see that having a 6 lane highway, that does connect to Ipswich to be the most obvious solution. This has bi-partisan support from State Libs and Mayor Neuman.

    As for the coconut cocktail, mine is smelling off and has maggots in them.

  7. Kim

    The Australian reports on the factional wars in Queensland, and their federal spillover:

    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21394564-601,00.html

  8. Modia Minotaur

    Trackback.

    It’s only just occurred to me that I wrote my post without even suggesting that Santoro’s deposal must have been an inside job by the Queensland Libs, because I thought it was just so obvious.

    (I do think the Oz describing him as `Sicilian-born’ was a bit grubby. Yep, all wogs are members of the Mafia, don’t you know! Surely we’re beyond that.)

  9. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    It is incredible that none of the mediums had looked into Santa Clause’s sharetrading activity. This is par for the course, sadly. Conrad Black was allowed to rampage all over bourses in Canada, Australia, London, New York and Chicago for years and only in the latter did he get pulled up and ultimately brought to book.

    I think being spanked with a feather by losing a ministerial spot is simply not good enough. If it was okay to hound Lionel Murphy to death in newspapers over looking after his little mate, or the Geoff Shaw blood pursuit over a drink drive charge and a spot of panel bending, Marcus Einfeld over speeding and alleged perjury, then insider trading on basis of privileged information obtained as a government minister should at least lead to some hard questions, not just “ministerial propriety” or indeed some bullshit code of conduct that’s dusted off now and again like some family silverware brought out for special occasions. Let’s remember that the late Rene Rivkin ended up in the pokey over a single trade of a very trivial amount.

    So, can we have a bit of low spark from the high heeled boys (and girls) at the Fin now? Colleen Ryan, over to you.

  10. Enemy Combatant

    Remarkable isn’t it how Senator Santo could document so precisely and at great length, the perceived lack of balance on the ABC recently, yet fail to disclose not one, or a couple, or twenty, or fifty, but SEVENTY-TWO (latest count) share transactions while a minister of the crown.

    Wouldn’t Brian Toohey in a National Times frame of mind savour going forensic on this “absentminded” Howard apparatchik?

    There is no joy in Ratville tonight.

  11. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    Colleen is in Shanghai, I forgot. Take 2. Elisabeth Sexton, where are you?

  12. Evan

    Way to go Sir H.

    Now there’s a bit of blood in the water, mebbie the the Fourth Estate will start doing its job, instead of cheering the prats on and licking their boots.

    Wouldn’t bet on it though.

  13. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    Yes Evan, they have stirred themselves as of this morning [LINK...] It’s an “investigation” by Glenn Milne and Lincoln Wright.

    I am sure there is a lot more to this and I predic t it will be a running sore for the Howardistas.

  14. Evan

    Thanks for the link Sir H.

    Geez, looks like someone at the Telly has actually gotten-off his arse.

    I love this bit:

    “A spokesman for Mr Howard said yesterday the Prime Minister had made his statements (denying that Santoro’s share trading involved companies on which his Ministerial portfolio would have had any direct impact) on the basis of Senator Santoro’s word.

    The Prime Minister accepted those assurances, the spokesman said.”

    Shades of the AWB.

    I seem to recall Downer & Co “investigating” US and UN allegations involving the AWB”s payment of bribes to Saddam in similar fashion: Ring ‘em-up, ask the question and accept their “assurances” that nothing of the sort was going on.

    That didn’t work out so well, as I recall.

  15. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    “Senator Santoro, however, has admitted to owning shares in two other companies – Nomad Buildings Solutions and Senetas Corporation. Both are involved in the retirement and health sectors, and were purchased after he was appointed a minister. ”

    What is â??insider tradingâ??? Below is a handy definition from the US SEC:

    “Illegal insider trading refers generally to buying or selling a security, in breach of a fiduciary duty or other relationship of trust and confidence, while in possession of material, nonpublic information about the security. Insider trading violations may also include â??tippingâ?? such information, securities trading by the person â??tipped,â?? and securities trading by those who misappropriate such information.

    Examples of insider trading cases that have been brought by the SEC are cases against:

    Corporate officers, directors, and employees who traded the corporationâ??s securities after learning of significant, confidential corporate developments;

    Friends, business associates, family members, and other â??tippeesâ?? of such officers, directors, and employees, who traded the securities after receiving such information;

    Employees of law, banking, brokerage and printing firms who were given such information to provide services to the corporation whose securities they traded;

    Government employees who learned of such information because of their employment by the government … ”

    I note that Andrew Bolt, the egregious warrior for the Far Right, as well as booster and unofficial PR hack for the Coalition, this morning on Insiders TV program, put the boot into (1) Santo (2) the PM and his Santo clause (3) Peter Debnam and the NSW Liberals, (4) the dismal performance of Coalitions at state level, and also reckons that John Howard’s startegy of fighting the next election on Iraq is a doomed strategy.

    Has the Bolter been given riding instructions from New York to drop the Rodent?

    The reason for this is simple. Newspaper proprietors like to be on a winner. If they consistently back a loser then it is evidence that not only that they are out of touch with the mood of their customers, it also blows the gaffe about their alleged power. They don’t want to encourage notions that punters are ignorning their editorial stance because then governments may start to take less notice of them, especially when it comes to making laws regulating the media.

  16. Enemy Combatant

    Sir Henry,
    You suggest that Citizen Rupert has decided his favourite little downunder furry critter, once so tame, has now turned feral, and will need to be rendered vermin by proxy. Be made a political offer he can’t refuse, as it were.
    Almays had a fine nose for a useful Rodent,Rupe, and when cornered, a formerly useful Rodent can sure smell real bad. Not the sort of thing a man of Rupe’s style would want to be associated with. Be interesting to note how many Oz claquers go all Pixies-R-Us this week.

    This whole rotten business must be awfully distressing for Gerard Henderson too. Poor thing.

  17. sublime cowgirl

    EC, you were missed at dinner last night!

  18. Sir Henry Casingbroke

    He’s like that La Bovina, cut and run

  19. sublime cowgirl

    that damned elusive pimpernel!

  20. Enemy Combatant

    Thanks, sc. Our daughter was sick and home alone on the Coast. Next time we chow down after drinks, no worries.

  21. steve

    The Director of the Qld Libs seemed to be hinting in the Sunday Mail today that there could be nore problems with other Libs over the Printing fiasco and on the ABC radio news tonight Flegg sunk the boot into Santoro who is in a different faction to Flegg.

    It will be interesting to see when Federal Parliament resumes on Tuesday what the feds know about how the different Quueensland Members have spent their Printing allowances and which state pollies benefited.

  22. steve

    Oh Dear! Just reread the article and it does appear that there is more trouble brewing in paradise.

    Read the last couple of paragraphs, it is amazing stuff.