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99 responses to “The Australian has better pundits than the blogosphere?”

  1. Friendless

    You need to know some school administrators. The schools were booked for the election last week. Of course that didn’t guarantee the election being called, but it was a pretty good sign.

    BTW, please stop mentioning Tim Blair. The man makes me want to vomit, and he’s the reason I stopped reading The Bulletin.

  2. Paul Burns

    At least I wasn’t in hospital, like the last time LP hit the MSM, when I missed all the fun.
    But what’s this about a Labor-loving blog? Guess they don’t read it.

  3. Jeremy

    I’m puzzled, though, as to how many Australian readers are interested in catfights between Blair and “lefty” bloggers and other minor public figures.

    I just think this whole argument is politically rather misguided and very boring.

    That’s a longwinded way of agreeing with the much more concise assessments – “circle jerk” and “yawn”.

  4. The Boy Who Cried Wolf

    I saw the wolf first. In fact, I made stories almost daily for months claiming I saw that goddamn wolf. But the townsfolk didn’t believe me. Now the bastard’s arrived and eaten some of their kiddies. Who’s laughing now, smartarses?

  5. joe2

    “But what’s this about a Labor-loving blog? Guess they don’t read it.”

    They do read it, Paul and know a lot of others are at it as well. It pisses them off that they are, by degree, becoming irrelevant and therefore like the true sports they are, sticking chewy gum under someone elses boot, is the kind of thing these idiots will try on.

  6. Paul Burns

    btw, Mark, did you know the night before last Paul Bongiorno on 10′s 5 o’clock news took up calling Costello The Overshadow. No acknowledgement to either LP or the ABC. Guess the Channel 10 Newsroom must regularly trawl LP for angles. Will have to watch more closely.

  7. joe2

    touché… Jeremy @3

  8. Ken Lovell

    One can only assume that the actively-engaged readership of Murdoch’s rag is now roughly comparable in size to LP’s, making this kind of juvenile point-scoring worth the Murdoch crowd’s time.

  9. wpd

    Keep up this ‘notoriety’ and you’ll be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. Lol.

  10. tssk

    Again the Australian has all of us stupid lefties on the hop.

    Well no more. I’m moving to their excellent prediction methodology.

    The world will end. Tomorrow. You heard it here first.

    (Small print, prediction may be corrected at the end of each day due to statisitcal anomolies but when the earth finally smashes into the sun you can comfort yourself knowing you read it here first at Larvatus Prodeo.)

  11. Mercurius

    BTW, please stop mentioning Tim Blair. The man makes me want to vomit, and he’s the reason I stopped reading The Bulletin.

    Really? I stopped reading The Bulletin because they stopped publishing it! :P

    Keep up this ‘notoriety’ and you’ll be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’.

    Oh yes pleaaaase!!! With Pauline Hanson!! Pleeeeeeeeaase! Your country needs you Mark!!

    Oh, and on topic — who cares what they write at The Oz?

  12. Lefty E

    The thing is Tim, I didn’t believe it until I read it at LP, from Mark’s sources.

    wolf, crying, etc. Stopped clocks right twice daily, etc.

    I’d take the personal mention as a good rap Mark. My guess is they’ve never really recovered from the Government Gazette meme, first spread here, and of course, losing that high profile stoush over “owning polls”. They still look like a total goose over that – and that know it.

  13. Friendless

    Really? I stopped reading The Bulletin because they stopped publishing it!

    Ah, so I wasn’t the only one who didn’t like Tim Blair!

  14. Pavlov's Cat

    The thing is Tim, I didn’t believe it until I read it at LP, from Mark’s sources.

    Exactly. Although I would have believed it if I’d heard it on the ABC news first, even though my faith there has also been diminished over the last 12 years.

    This ‘last to call’ rubbish is, erm, rubbish in any case. Only a journalist mired in the ‘scoop at any cost’ mentality — and fearful of blogs yet still ignorant about what they are, how they work and what they’re for — would regard that as a criterion of value for a blog in the first place; he or she (I’m guessing he, but the anonymity of a lot of online journalism is starting to really annoy me; is this one of the things they think will claw back readers who’ve got used to it online?) clearly thinks they are some sort of home-made low-rent newspapers.

  15. John Passant

    Good publicity. I hope they bag me out soon!

    But don’t let this distract the left from analysis, argument, and action, as Mark says.

  16. Danny

    Surely we can expect to see Mark with an “Insiders” gig now for the next cuppla weeks, at least on Washup Sunday.

  17. yeti

    HA HA Australian editors, we know you’re addicted to LP, possum and pollbludger, you probably spend your day reading these blogs instead of doing any work and it shows. enjoy the terminal decline of your medium!

  18. Jane

    Um, why did they think it mattered who won the p$ssing contest that Mark didn’t know he was having?

  19. Mark

    Jeremy @ 3 – ah well, normally I ignore these things, but when you’re personally misrepresented and attacked… I’m sure you understand!

    No doubt you’ll be taking up the cudgels against Blair on LP’s behalf – since that’s your remit without fear or favour – regardless of the fact some of us haven’t been enamoured of Poison Pen? :)

  20. Mark

    I’d also observe that I’ve been thinking a bit more about the logic of Steketee’s article.

    It goes something like this – The Labor party was feeding early election speculation to help them politically. This is dastardly.

    What appears to be missing in this equation is the constant early election speculation published like a drumbeat day in and day out in the Australian and the Courier-Mail. Were they just patsies? What does that say for their astute political nous?

    Or is it just wisdom after the fact?

    Can we look forward to a “We were wrong” column about all the stories stating the election would be held in February?

  21. Mark

    Also, Dr Cat @14 – spot on. It’s another instance of the “journos v. bloggers” frame which completely ignores the fact that blogging, um, isn’t journalism and we’re not, err, a newspaper…

  22. Maugrim

    ah well, normally I ignore these things, but when you’re personally misrepresented and attacked…

    Really?

  23. Mark

    Yep, really. I don’t make a habit of responding to every blah that’s published in the MSM about how terrible teh blogs are.

  24. Plastic Bertrand

    I’m sure you’ve noticed that one of Blair’s piece de resistance put-downs is “Seems like X is the new Margot”, “Seems like Y is the new Lowenstein”, etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum – add boring.

    So, to appropriate Blair’s silly m.o., it seems to me that you’ve Blair’s new Chris Sheil.

    Like a dog with a bone in his manger, he can’t let go.

  25. tssk

    And that’s the thing. Margot Kingston was attacked and harrassed so much she eventuually did ‘the right thing’ and shut up realising that it wasn’t worth her health argueing with one million trolls.

    That this hasn’t worked often since is beside the point. Calling someone on the left the new Margo is a rallying cry.

    Meanwhile, most of us are over the culture wars.

  26. Jack M. Strocchi

    mark says:

    For the record, there’s a basic difference between my approach to punditry and that of the press wizards at the Oz…I waited until I actually had firm information – from Labor sources. Not reading the tea leaves or joining the dots with the latest news story and claiming there was now a “trigger” or the government was “under pressure” (from whom, I wondered?)…

    Mark Bahnisch is not being completely candid about his propensity to speculate on the basis of unfounded assertion. He was indulging in speculative “disconnecting the dots”.

    He hosed down expectations of the rumoured election, prior to getting the mail from his sources deep within the QLD ALP. What else can the phrase “Looks like [the Australian is] wrong” mean, in relation to their positive speculation about the imminency of election. (Which later proved correct.)

    There’s nothing wrong with picking up the phone, circulating a hot tip email address, and becoming an on-line webzine reporter. Thats reportage journalism. But webloggers are always going to be at a disadvantage to MSM journalists, with their well trodden beats, stables of sources and institutional memory of such things.

    Mark, as an aspiring social scientist, would be better advised focusing his efforts on building a more abstract predictive model of election timing. Here is one I just cooked up at the drop of a hat:

    Election Pre-maturity = f(recession imminency x terms of incumbency x simmering government scandal x leadership division in Opposition)

    This model fits the early election called by Hawke in 1990.

  27. Mark

    He hosed down expectations of the rumoured election, prior to getting the mail from his sources deep within the QLD ALP. What else can the phrase “Looks like [the Australian is] wrong” mean, in relation to their positive speculation about the imminency of election. (Which later proved correct.)

    Jack, you’ve missed my point entirely. The Australian’s “predictions” proved correct but only because they were made for so long and for so often they were bound to be eventually. This is the whole pointlessness of the prediction game/pat yourself on the back thing – as a number of folk have said – in retrospect they were right, though they don’t acknowledge that they had been wrong for a long time. It seems to me you’re just adding to the “wisdom of hindsight” stuff. I’ll repeat the point. The Queensland election wasn’t called until Anna Bligh took the decision to call it. That decision was taken very recently. What I was trying to do was to hold off on reporting that until it was confirmed – rather than constant speculation. As I’ve pointed out, that’s actually what journalists are supposed to do!

  28. darin

    Why all the talk about elections? The real political story of the day is here:

    Peter Garrett does something useful

  29. Plastic Bertrand

    And Jack Strocchi is both the new, and the old Jack Strocchi.

    Love ‘im.

  30. Andos

    It will be intriguing to hear which songs they play, Darin…

  31. Felix the Catullus

    “etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum – add boring.”

    Sorry to quibble about a small issue, but this one drives me crazy — it’s “ad nauseam,” not ad nauseum.

    Also, while we’re “ad” it, an ad-hoc usage I sometimes see around here, “ad feminam,” is not warranted: “ad hominem” refers to both sexes, as “homo/hominem” in this instance means something more like “person” than “male” specifically.
    “Ad feminam” would probably sound more like it means something like “[directed] at Woman[-kind in general]“.

    Bonus round: what do the words “virtue” and “werewolf” have in common?

    We now return you to your regularly-scheduled stoush. Grazie.

  32. Jeremy

    “No doubt you’ll be taking up the cudgels against Blair on LP’s behalf – since that’s your remit without fear or favour – regardless of the fact some of us haven’t been enamoured of Poison Pen?”

    That’d be Pure Poison, Mark. Cheers.

    But we’d love to take up the cudgels on your behalf.

    Consequently, after spending a very unedifying half hour or so reading some of the comments thread this discussion has inspired elsewhere, I’ve done just that.

  33. professor rat

    As a way of avoiding total war with all that entails, I suggest 30 of our pundits take on 30 of the MSM’s in gladiatorial style combat. There is historical precedent for this in one of the wars between England and France.

  34. John Surname

    One can only assume that the actively-engaged readership of Murdoch’s rag is now roughly comparable in size to LP’s, making this kind of juvenile point-scoring worth the Murdoch crowd’s time.

    What utter hogwash.

  35. Laura

    “Also, while we’re “ad” it, an ad-hoc usage I sometimes see around here, “ad feminam,” is not warranted”

    Chillax, catullus.

  36. Pavlov's Cato

    Bonus round: what do the words “virtue” and “werewolf” have in common?

    The roots ‘vir’ and ‘wer’, both meaning ‘man’ or ‘person’ and apparently versions of each other?

    Guessin’.

  37. FDB

    ‘Virtue’ is ‘werewolf’ after a lobotomy.

  38. Pavlov's Cato

    Catullus (and Laura): yes, I use ‘ad feminam’ in implied quotation marks as a sort of joke against myself, much in the same way as I use ‘politically correct’ — which I’m. (Usually.)

    I shall continue to use both. There’s a sort of ironification about them that I really like.

  39. FDB

    Okay, so PC beat me to it…

    Still, bonus points to the first person who can “see what I did there”.

  40. Ad homonym

    ad homonym: sounds the same as an advertisement.

    “Pavlov’s Cato” – heh !!

  41. Ad museum

    get thee to a muse!

  42. Latin verbs

    We’re Wolves
    You’re Cat
    They’re Wolves

    “virtue (rolling her eyes) had nuthin’ to do with it!” Mae West

  43. Razor

    All this focus on who predicted it the best – Mark was wrong when he said there wouldn’t be an early election. The Australian was right, and then Mark was right later. Yippeeeeee.

    So far not one word about the broken commitment of Bligh to run full term. And, she has the gall to go on camera saying that it isn’t her preference to go early. Hah!! She wants a mandate – I think she’s been having a mandate with herself.

    Queenslanders – look at what has happened to NSW by re-electing the incumbents. Who wants to move to NSW?

  44. FDB

    “Who wants to move to NSW?”

    Not me Razor. But the counterfactual might not have me hurrying up the Hume either!

  45. Ambigulous

    Razor: Anna Bligh had a bit to say about “going early” in her opening campaign statement. Are the Qld Press not pillorying her over that?

  46. darin

    Well, Andos.. I’m betting “beds are burning” doesn’t get a run.
    The irony on a lot of the other stuff will be beautiful to behold.

  47. Pliny More Where That Came From

    On the other hand, there’s a problem with the whole “virtue/werewolf” thing, as I shall attempt to illustrate…

    [SFX: Wolf howls in the distance.]
    GENE WILDER: Were-wolf!
    MARTY FELDMAN: There.
    GENE WILDER: What?
    MARTY FELDMAN: There. There wolf.

    now let’s try it again, using the Hydroelectric Comedy Equalizer…

    [SFX: Wolf howls in the distance.]
    GENE WILDER: Vir-tue.
    MARTY FELDMAN: Gesundheit.
    GENE WILDER: What?
    MARTY FELDMAN: You know, this isn’t working. Let’s do the werewolf bit instead.

  48. Jean Paul Satire

    You must be Pliny the Elderly, if you can remember Marty Feldman. Ol’ Wild Eyes.

  49. For What Says Quinapalus?

    Laura — Ach Gott! citing the Boston Globe for usage advice?! ;-)

    It’s like asking a bunch of rhesus monkeys to translate Dante! Still… wikkid pissuh, I suppose — that is, if you *really* want English to sound all Southie an’ shit… Careful what you wish for…

    How bout dem Sawks!

  50. Sheriff Lobo

    Anyone noticed how poorly newspapers, particularly The Australian, do random punfests?

    For shame.

  51. Teenage Phlebotomy

    FDB — aaaahhhh, *now* I see what you did there. Took me a while.

    Now I guess I’ll have to tell ‘em.

  52. A Bottle in Front of Me

    Meh, as long as someone got it, then random punfesting is the winner.

  53. Laura

    47 whoever you are, do you know who Erin McKean is?

  54. Saw A Virtue With A Chinese Menu In His Hand

    “do you know who Erin McKean is?”

    Well according to the Wiki Oracle, she appears to be a Chicagoan. Nuff said. Now granted, that’s a step up on the evolutionary ladder above the cavemen of Beacon Hill… at least in Chicago they’ve finally discovered fire, and know enough to cook their food.

    OTOH, do you know what the Boston Globe is? ;-)

    Argument from authority. Up here on Mount Olympus, it doesn’t impress us. :-)

  55. Leonard and Virginia

    You, FDB, are too darn subtle for your own good.

  56. Laura

    Person at 47 & 52, why mention arguments from authority when it was you who cast nasturtiums upon the link just because of its source (Boston Globe) in the first place?

  57. David Irving (no relation)

    Yeah, FDB’s little running (loping?) gag was gorgeous. I sprayed a mouthful of chips all over my keyboard.

  58. Leonard and Virginia

    In any case, wer or vir at 47 & 52, I still don’t understand why ‘argument from authority’ is parrotted out so often by bloggers as a Bad Thing. Perhaps it’s not fully understood that it’s technically a fallacy only within the strict para-mathematical confines of syllogistic logic, in the sense that the word of an authority is not proof of truth. As a pragmatic manner of obtaining information I should have thought it was unavoidable even if you could come up with a good reason for wanting to avoid it. Would you prefer an argument from lack of authority?

  59. I Saw A Virtue Sippin' A Pina Colada At Trader Vic's

    Laura, & the Big Bad Woolfs — man, I guess I need a new computer keyboard that can make giant-size radioactive glow-in-the-dark smiley emoticons, cause these ones don’t seem to be working… i.e., I’m just having a little fun with youse is all. Is ‘taking the piss’ the proper usage here?

    Though this is interesting…
    “As a pragmatic manner of obtaining information I should have thought it was unavoidable…”

    Strictly speaking, a generalized opinion about usage (like the one put forth in the Globe) is not ‘information,’ it’s just an opinion. (Unless the ‘information’ sought is literally, “What does so-and-so think?”) Now if you’re a respecter of certain kinds of accreditation (a not unreasonable thing in its own right), then I suppose there’s such a thing as a primus inter pares in these instances. But like any good headbanger should be able to tell you, “Primus sucks!”

    – j_p_z, who has to tell ‘em/ That he’s got no cerebellum

  60. Laura

    JPZ why don’t you get a gravatar? It would certainly make things easier for me.

  61. Gabriel-Ernest

    Ha! I thought it was you!

    ‘Taking the piss’ is correct. But it is a risky, risky business.

  62. Ken Lovell

    ” One can only assume that the actively-engaged readership of Murdoch’s rag is now roughly comparable in size to LP’s, making this kind of juvenile point-scoring worth the Murdoch crowd’s time.

    What utter hogwash.”

    You mean LP’s actively-engaged readership might now be LARGER than Murdoch’s? Perhaps you’re right.

  63. Jimbo

    LOL Mark.

    Do you still think you’ve got the inside story? Either you’ve held back, or 20 million people knew something before you did!

    You waited until you had “firm information”? You sound like a trumpet player on a sinking cruise ship waiting until he was blowing bubbles.

    Extraordinary journalism…

  64. Mark

    Ken @ 62 – It’s an intriguing question.

    The latest circulation figures I saw had the daily print edition of The Oz dropping 10.4% in 2008.

    Remember all those features about “most read stories” on the online versions of papers and how rarely political stories appear?

    Given the reach the blog network we’re a part of now has according to Nielsen, I’d be very interested in any numbers on how many people read the political opinion stuff posted at News, and in particular at the Oz. If the claims that Bolt’s readership is the biggest are true, that’s another little indicator.

    Blair, of course, gets most of his traffic from the US as I understand it.

  65. Mark

    You waited until you had “firm information”

    Extraordinary journalism…

    Not quite following you there, Jimbo.

    On Friday, I wrote:

    The ALP is now well and truly on a campaign footing. As I understand it, the final decision to pull the trigger hasn’t definitely been made. There’s still a small chance that an election won’t be announced in the next fortnight, and if so, the government will go close to full term. But from what Labor sources tell Crikey, if you wanted to have a bet, the odds you’d get for an election being called on Monday or Tuesday would be pretty short.

    http://larvatusprodeo.net/2009/02/20/imminent-queensland-election-now-more-imminent/

    The election was called on Monday.

    Now, if I’m reading you correctly, I should have been writing about stuff I didn’t know about for ages beforehand? That what you’re saying?

    How did that February election that the Australian predicted go? Got the result, have we?

  66. Nickws

    Boston Globe reading Laura:

    JPZ why don’t you get a gravatar? It would certainly make things easier for me

    Because then it’d be obvious to all that an American with a hard-on against the Boston Globe is wasting space on a thread about Queensland politics?

    I’m a Victorian and I otherwise couldn’t be bothered commenting on Bligh/Pineapple Party threads. But even I new enough not to replace ‘Nickws’ with other words before I got a gravatar…

  67. Nickws

    Even I knew enough

  68. j_p_z

    “Because…gravatar…”

    MYSELF: [spits morning coffee through nose]
    NICKWS: (looking around nervously) Wait, what’s so funny? What?!

    HINT — It’s not the misspelling of ‘knew’.

    FORTUNE: Don’t ever change, Nickie.

  69. Nickws

    You’re a card, j_p_z.

    Why, I bet Laura wrote this, “You who cast nasturtiums upon the link just because of its source,” as a tribute to your Edward Lear-style performances.

  70. There Goes Rhymin' j_p_z

    Edward Lear, eh? I’m flattered. On the one hand, I’m tickled by the lofty comparison. On the other hand, BZZZZT!! — you just said Groucho’s secret word. (Although I’m not at all sure why you italicized it. Do you pronounce his name a la mode francaise or something?) I’m afraid it’s limericks at twenty paces for you, pal.

    Nick’s blog-credibility flair’s
    Dropping faster than Citigroup shares.
    His bolds and italics
    Are as suave as a Dalek’s —
    But then, neither can climb up the stairs.

    Ball’s in your court, Petrarch. Price of continuing this stoush is one limerick of sufficiently non-embarrassing quality. I’ll let Liam be the line judge, if he can be bothered.

  71. Nickws

    Although I’m not at all sure why you italicized it. Do you pronounce his name a la mode francaise or something?

    I must have been a student subeditor many years after you were one, j_p_z. We were taught not to be too stuffy with our low humour.

    Anyway, italics are perfectly allowable for emphasis, and Edward Lear was my polite, yet forceful, substitution for nonsense; but I don’t have to tell you that, do I? (Italics are also used for print titles and brand names seemingly everywhere these days, as I’ll demonstrate.)

    “There once was a man from surprisingly near Nantucket,
    Who jumped on a Brisvegas thread and said, “F@$k it!”
    One mention of Globe,
    My head done explode,
    I think I’ll send those lieberals some Anthrax in a bucket!”

    Sure, lieberal is more intense than lieberal, but I reckon that captures the essence of what you’ve been going on about here.

  72. MC Haiku Hogan

    A twenty-pace limerick duel?
    Homeboy, who you trying to fool?
    We’re gonna have far too much
    Of rhymes you can’t touch.
    Ring the bell, sucka, get back to school.

  73. Ambigulous

    “It’s gunna be tricky”, said Dave, suckin’ on a bit of grass, “cos Dad: as soon as one uv the Aussies uses a bitta slang – fer humour, I mean – that the old jay-perz never seen on any Aussie blogs, he’s gunna be stumped. And them Yanks still don’t unnerstan’ the bloody stump-jump plough, ‘n why ya gotta use it in this weary old continent. Trees hangin’ on fer dear life itself in the dry as a bone dust the slickers call ‘soil’.”

    “Not that I reckon ‘e should’n ‘ave a go o’ course. ‘E’s picked ‘is fight: let ‘im stick to the job. Fair go. Stone the flamin’ crows there’s a good bit o’ nonsense around, eh?”

  74. The Notorious F.M.B.

    Japed z-man ad viram,
    “Judge ye, shall Don Liam.”
    Egged on by a dare,
    Nick’s gone dropped his flares,
    And now suffers the fate of poor Priam.

  75. Rev Spooner

    BDF,

    I have certainly seen many “funpest”s in amongst these voluminous scribblings, all the while trying to hobble the language of the many and various writers. But “punfest”??? Are you as confused as I?

    A down train and a town drain are not so very far apart, in my estimation. But what is a “haiku”, pray tell? That appears to be a foreign word, but in my many travails on The Continent I have yet to encounter it.

  76. j_p_"Wrong Way"_z

    Well, I’m starting to fear that any minute now Graham Chapman will show up dressed as a constable, and arrest the whole bunch of us for aggravated silliness.

    And so, Nick, to you goeth the laurel wreath, and the brand-new car. It’s time we went our separate ways… you, onward and upward to glory; and me, back to the day-room at Arkham Asylum, to finish that checkers match with the guy who thinks he’s Larry Storch.

    Farewell! We’ll always have Paris. And Chinatown. And that scene from the end of “Some Kind of Wonderful.” [chokes up] I have to turn away now… I’ve, I’ve got something in my eye.

  77. The Housekeeper of Scansion Mansion

    Well so far that’s three “limericks” without anything resembling a limerick (italics indicate, in this case, both emphasis and regional pronunciation – I’m using Inuit, but feel free to experiment).

    Pick up your games, folks.

  78. The scullerymaid of Scansion Mansion

    There once was a blog called LP *
    That often broke out in verse free.
    Its resident drummer
    Said ‘Fark, what a bummer!
    You people can’t scan for toff-eeee.’**

    *See what I did there?

    ** A line in which his point is amply demonstrated

  79. Roo Nation
  80. Beastie Beret Boy

    Here he comes, the rhythmical cop
    Disrespecting our lyrical crop.
    We don’t need your revision!
    With hip-hop supervision
    We’re known to let the beat… drop…

  81. Two-Room Expansion to Scansion Mansion

    Just a quick game of pauses and stresses,
    Not as formal as “Porgy and Bess” is.
    It can’t get too baroque,
    Or the ‘joke’ won’t be ‘folk’.
    It’s not that hard, actually. Chess is.

  82. Blimey, Limey

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue
    and all the rest is mere taxing detail to be endured and enjoyed until they get out the tacks and finally nail the lid down.

  83. Putting the 'You' in ImprYOUvement

    Three cheers for the long-suff’ring drummer
    Though sometimes you’ll think it a bummer
    Sans his whip at one’s back
    And its emphatic crack
    May as well dance to Floyd’s Ummagumma

  84. The cellarmaster of Scansion Mansion

    There once was a blog discussion
    That go sillier as it went on*
    As harsh as it may sound
    There’s very little ground
    Between too willing and too wanton**

    * see what I tried to do there?
    ** see what I couldn’t do there?

  85. The cellarmaster of Scansion Mansion

    * achieved that to a ‘t’.

  86. Doggerel Treppenwitz

    j_p_z, who should be thankful I made folks come to his (I can’t help it) defence, @ 70:

    Ball’s in your court, Petrarch. Price of continuing this stoush is one limerick of sufficiently non-embarrassing quality. I’ll let Liam be the line judge, if he can be bothered

    Okay, Nickws early Wednesday morning, you should respond to this not by penning a deliberately crappy verse, like a take on that old ‘Nantucket’ vulgarity, but by following the polite LPers example and channeling Dorothy Parker:

    j_p_z wishes Barack instant fail
    yet wastes time on Leftards Prodeo
    but Jasper’s not blind
    he’s aware of hivemind
    that our beliefs are shear Pathet Lao!

    Zing! Now, Nickws-early-Wednesday-morn, everyone will see how witty you just might be.

    Timing! It’s everything!

  87. Mercurius

    The long war against thread derailment;
    It taught me exactly what ‘fail’ meant.
    The threads just gets bigger,
    Is Higgins lipsniger?
    And does anyone know where my comment went?

  88. Treppenwitz = German for 'staircase wit'

    That the Oz has lame punditry
    Mark’s post dissected with glee
    but a Cowgirl said, “Enough!
    The use of ‘lame’ is too rough!”
    Wait, that’s another thread, silly me…

  89. There Goes Checkers-Playin' j_p_z

    #86: Honestly, I have no idea what you’re babbling about.

    I didn’t even ask for a ‘good’ limerick; just a non-embarrassing one. Evidently even that bar is too high. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m busy playing checkers with a Larry Storch impostor. In this lifetime one has to set one’s priorities, after all.

    btw… Dorothy Parker? Um, your newspaper Napoleon hat is on sideways. Just sayin’.

    Mercurius — pretty funny. I’d suggest as a rhymier last line, though:

    “I railed, but don’t know where my rail went.”

  90. Goodbye, Larry Storch

    Seriously, j_p_z, you couldn’t figure out that I was actually making fun of my own slowness more so than your politics?

    Who do you think I accuse of having a two day old comedy reflex? Not you.

    Self-centred much?

    Jasper’s relative sense of ‘good fun’
    like the US day under the eagles sun
    round the globe to us it trails
    I is not unduly mean, but yet he flails
    Must we suppose his humour, like this thread, derails?

    Goodbye thread.

  91. Nickws

    Insert punctuation wherever one pleases, be creative.

  92. Sleep With The Rosetta Stone

    “you couldn’t figure out…”

    Actually I was being quite honest when I said, “Honestly, I have no idea what you’re babbling about.”

    Well, whaddaya gonna do, eh.

    “It’s just that mean old Texas sun.
    It makes me dizzy, dizzy,
    Dizzy in my head.”

    Sounds to me though, like you’re now trying to have it both ways. Well that’s fine too. Hit it, girls:

  93. Nickws

    Oh dear, the metre in my ryhme @ 90 just got way too complicated for a simple ditty. Still, at least it wasn’t a total non-effort like my ‘limerick’.

    Here’s something terribly modern I prepared earlier:

    “So… you leftards have finally moved in to the swampland you’ve purchased…
    with great effort, and at the cost of every last drop of your dignity and integrity.*
    * — the best part is, since leftists have no idea what they really sound like,
    you don’t even know what ‘dignity’ and ‘integrity’ even mean,
    let alone your own goofy understanding of these words…
    You showed no dignity,
    no thoughtfulness,
    no civic honor,
    no manners whatsoever,
    when you were down…”

    It’s part of a longer work I call Subterranean Redneck Blues. It’s like a tribute to both Murray and Dylan.

  94. jo

    Sounds to me though, like you’re now trying to have it both ways.

    If you hailed from this hemisphere jpz, it would be…hit it girls:

  95. j_p_z? Nope, nobody here by that name.

    “Here’s something terribly modern…”

    (SFX: Roadrunner-style running away/”doppler” sound)

  96. Nickws

    Groucho Marx>devolved into Larry Storch>devolved into a Saturday morning cartoon character (digressed really, quite sad when you think about it) burped:

    SFX: Roadrunner-style running away/”doppler” sound

    You likey, Kemo Sabe?

    I can get the rest of the galley proof from my publisher, Angry Rant Brothers Inc.

    Long work, is Subterreanean Rednek Blues.

    Very long work. We’re talking Iliad long.

    If this thread dies a death I’ll be happy to lend you the galley proof at other locations our paths cross…

    See you round on the blog, friend.

  97. elizabeth seso seke

    I once called tim bliar as shallow as a mid summer puddle in perth.
    It got right under his skin.
    I stopped reading the bulletin when they employed bliar and have up on the oz long ago.
    The sooner the print media expires the better.

  98. j_p_z Doesn't Live Here Any More

    Hi Nickws. You know, I keep trying to put to rest this discussion (which, I think you’ll agree, is more about nothing than anything else) and you keep bringing it back to life; and frankly, it’s starting to get weird. Which I don’t particularly need at the moment: already got enough weird to deal with lately, thanks.

    Once somebody starts turning people’s old blog comments into ‘found’ poetry, well, that generally means it’s time for everyone to go home and have a nap. Especially if one thinks that Chuck Jones represents a step down from Julie Marx, artistically.

    Okay, good. That’s all wrapped up then. Cheers. You’re welcome to have the last word if you like, but this is quite it for me. Serves me right for quibbling about Latin in the first place.

    “See you round on the blog…”

    Um, no, actually. That isn’t the idea. Well… Ciao!

  99. Nickws

    You’re right, mate. I’ll show some dignity, a little bit of thoughtfulness, maybe some civic honor, netiquette manners (whatsoever netiquette is, crazy words people invent these days, what with the disrepect for the rules of proper usage) and admit that when you were down is just not the right time to continue a stoush.

    It’s time to press the ignore button. I’ll be walking away.

    (BTW, old blog comments? Wot, you’ve changed that poisonous opinion of your President now he’s in his second month in office, have you?
    Good for you.
    Baby steps, j_p_z-doesn’t-live-here-anymore, baby steps are exactly how you’re going to work your way out of craziness and into the light of a brand new day…)