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9 responses to “Wednesday Whimsy”

  1. Mercurius

    Well presumably many have already seen this, judging by the almost 20 million count on Youtube.

    But, courtesy of my teenage students, I get to keep up with all the fun stuff.

    Here is their latest enthusiasm — Marshmallow Murder!

  2. Helen

    Via @johncarneyau on Twitter

    Young Billy comes out of the closet.

  3. Jess
  4. terangeree
  5. Patricia WA

    Tongue in cheek, of course! http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/

    Come on ‘Straylia! Play the Gayme!

    Some say our Julia is to blame
    That Oz has lost the Ashes.
    Commentators are all the same
    Looking for those headline splashes.

    Surely there’s a more obvious name,
    Why doesn’t someone grab it?
    The cause of all our national shame
    Is the infamous Mr. Rabbit.

    He says he loves our national game,
    But John Howard’s former magic
    Won’t strengthen this, his new heir’s claim,
    That he too’s a cricket tragic.

    They know he finds it all too tame
    Beside a field of grass or clover,
    He thinks the play is pretty lame
    Till someone bowls a maiden over!

    That brings him back, right in the frame.
    Even the term a ‘wicket’ maiden
    Will have him applaud, be heard exclaim
    To Oz batsmen “Great! that slayed ‘em!”

    Truly, his one and only aim,
    Employing tools like ‘spin’ and ‘sledge’
    Is trying to run out that dame.
    For that he’d look for any edge.

    No wonder that our national game
    Isn’t going well for Aussies.
    Rabbit? That’s a hopeless players’s name!
    Where are his whites? What’s with the cossies?

    The PM though, red hair aflame
    Really does look great in whites.
    The public think it’s all the same
    If she wears the pants, ‘n sometimes tights.

    Mr. Rabbit’s just not worth the time.
    Send him off! Back into his hutch.
    Let’s hear “Howzat!’ and “Play the gayme!”
    That, from Julia, could be the winning touch.

  6. Chookie

    The first picture on this page seems perfect for the back-to-worker. The article is kinda fun, too.

  7. Patricia WA

    Sorry! That smh link above doesn’t work any more. tssk’s original one still does for Birmingham’s article http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/ashes-failure-its-gillards-fault/20110103-19dmc.html

  8. P.J.

    The cricket analogy is all well and good
    But we all know the Rabbit is no bloody good
    The only runs rabbit makes is hot diarrhea
    Still makes a nice change from pissing in our ear

    Julia’s just the same just a flash in the pan
    Still compared to the rabbit she plays like a man
    But as usual the innings over Julia makes another duck
    I know what ya thinking!!! but she’s just out of luck

    The game for Julia is slowly coming to an end
    It’s not the Rabbit she fears hiding round the bend
    But another coup de etat by another called Shorten
    HOWZAT he’ll cry Julia your OUT start walkin

  9. Helen