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And the hero of the narrative is…

As a bit of a follow up to the post on PJK’s various bomb throwing exercises (that – as you may recall – was the business he said he was in many years ago), I wanted to note two things.

The first is the lamentable habit Rudd has retained of retail politics Howard style. So we get grabs on the tv news every night of what Rudd thinks about x y and z – many of which have zip to do with the job of being PM. Let’s not forget the excuse for bringing the Beazer down – mixing Rove McManus and Karl Rove up. Perhaps the twenty something whiz kids Inside Kevin08 have a better grasp of pop culture, but would you really trust KRudd to comment on the political pop culture story of the week – Paris Hilton? Maybe the dude got where he is today in part because he was on breakfast telly and FM radio all the time, but isn’t there some truth to what Keating says about not just the dignity of the office but also trivialising the Prime Ministerial voice? When the Orstrayan public becomes less enamoured of Kevvy than we are at the moment, could it be that we’ll be as uninterested in what he has to say about economic policy as what he thinks of the last cricket result or all those many many many artistic and intertube-ish threats to teh kiddies? (Which probably – incidentally – needlessly alienates part of his support base without really gaining him much…)

Secondly, there’s a very sensible piece by Bernard Keane in today’s Crikey on the narrative thing. It repays reading in full but there’s one bit I wanted to highlight.

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Paris Hilton takes on old wrinkly white guy

I feel all dirty, as if I’m the Fairfax Online website crew or something, embedding this. But it’s kinda funny. And everyone else is. And there’s a serious point here – why wasn’t Obama reacting better to the attacks on him from McCain which are keeping the latter’s candidacy alive? Writing at the Graudian’s Comment is Free, Cliff Shechter worries that Obama might be joining a long line of failed Democratic presidential candidates who failed because they failed to hit back at Republican slurs. McCain’s negative strategy is designed to box Obama in – if he doesn’t reply, the mud sticks. If he does, the gloss of the “charismatic new politics” comes off. So send out some surrogates already! It shouldn’t take a viral from Paris to make McCain look like the nasty old bugger that he is.

Edit: the original video we embedded was on YouTube, which has been pulled because it violates the copyright of Funny Or Die. Luckily, they have an embedding facility as well.

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Update: [by Mark] Andrew Bartlett wishes he could give Paris Hilton his second preference.