When Michael Keenan first met his challenger for the seat of Stirling, Peter Tinley, he apparently was unable to stop himself from blurting out: “You’re much taller than I expected!” Yesterday, Peter Tinley met a man who is even taller still.
Peter Garrett came to Stirling yesterday, and after bringing the media to Trigg beach, announced that Federal Labor is against cane toads.
CANE toads, or “marching aliens” as Opposition environment spokesman Peter Garrett refers to them, will be a top priority for a Rudd government.
From Garrett’s press release:
According to the World Conservation Union, the cane toad is one of the world’s 100 worst pest species.
Cane toads devour virtually anything smaller than them. Native animals such as snakes, goannas and quolls are killed by the poison contained in glands behind the toad’s head, when they try to eat cane toads. Northern quolls and yellow-spotted monitors have been heavily impacted and are now considered to be endangered and vulnerable, respectively, to extinction.
He limited his comments to the largely uncontroversial “cane toads bad” meme, turning down the opportunity to comment on the recently-approved Gorgon and Pluto gas projects.
Later that day, shoppers in Mirrabooka Square were treated to a walk-through by the former rock star, where I got to shake his hand!!! He might be an unprincipled sell-out who has, for now, decided to focus on achieving the possible, but he’s still rock-star cool. The man wears a suit like no-one else in Parliament, and… what was I talking about… oh yeah… A Rudd Labor Government will be tough on cane toads.

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