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The hyperbole wars

Anyone would think there were a few elections coming up. Last week, apropos (presumably) of the Jack Thomas control order, we had the Federal government ranting and raving from the PM down (with assists from Cossie and Ruddock and various minor characters) about how Muslims should learn English, respect women (femoRWDB Janet Albrechtsen thought he didn’t go far enough), and hurry up and assimilate. Meanwhile, in NSW, Peter Debnam, fresh from interfering with justice and demanding that thousands of gang members be arrested the day after the election, wanted cop cars to be displaying the Aussie flag. The good folk in their Vaucluse mansions must be cowering in their beds at night.

[Worth observing here that The Devine Mrs Miranda mixes her messages as usual - quite understandable, burqas, really when you consider the need to protect your daughters from Paris Hilton.]

Meanwhile, over in the land of the free, we had Bush comparing Bin Laden (presumably breathing a sigh of relief now that Musharraf has decided to leave the Al Qaeda and Taliban types near the Afghan border alone) with Lenin and Condi comparing folks who dislike the Iraq War with supporters of slavery during the Civil War. Hmmm, them were Democrats, weren’t they?

The Decider-in-Chief has topped all this by claiming that his use of rendition, secret CIA prisons (whose existence Condi et al are on the record as denying), Guantanamo Bay, and military tribunals frustrated by those pesky judicial activists had foiled numerous terrorist plots. Just before, erm, September 11. Interesting that some snakes which used to lurk in the mud are now exposed to (partial) view (can’t tell the good folks at home too much about “techniques” and “intelligence” in case the terrorists are listening). I’m sure his motives are patriotism and defence of our civilisation, and nothing at all to do with the parlous position of the GOP going into the November elections.

Elsewhere: Tim Dunlop parses the Bush speech succinctly.

Meltdown in Siberia

Researchers at the University of Alaska claim to have found that the melting of permafrost in Siberia is causing methane emissions to rise more rapidly than previously expected.

This is grim news as methane is one of the most powerful greenhouse gases and the release of methane from melting permafrost in the northern hemisphere is expected to be one of the most potent positive feedbacks accelerating global warming.

The full report is in Nature magazine.

Onward sleeping soldiers

Thanks a bunch to Megami for leaving this disturbing item in my inbox this morning:

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Army? What army?

A sticking point in the negotiations over the ceasefire in the Middle East has been the Israeli insistence that Lebanon’s army play a role in securing the border and/or disarming Hizbollah. There’s some very confused assertions being made about the concept of sovereignty, with Israeli Ministers claiming that Lebanon must act as a sovereign over its territory, Bush justifying the Israeli strategy on the grounds that it can’t, and Lebanon demanding Israel leave its selfsame sovereign territory. But what is the actual worth of the Lebanese force in these diplomatic and rhetorical tussles? Not much, according to Der Spiegel.

The Lebanese Army figures prominently in all postwar scenarios envisioned for Lebanon. Current plans call for Lebanon’s army to help secure the border with Israel. But neither Israel nor Hezbollah takes the poorly trained, internally divided force seriously.

Baudoin Baldwin the Crusader

I’m very reluctant to mention any of the Baldwin brothers in a post. But born again Baldwin aka Stephen exemplifies a really weird feature of much contemporary evangelical discourse in the US - the hypermasculinisation of Jesus. Quoth our Crusader:

“I’d always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp,” he says. “He didn’t come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it.”

As for Baldwin himself, “God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face.”

Baldwin is a goose, but this phenomenon is a big thing in the States. See this article on beefing up the church to avoid feminization - junk those girly-men pastors! More egregious examples which are more akin to Baldwin’s take on religion can be found in the increasing characterisation of Jesus as a warrior among the apocalyptically inclined. To be fair, you can also find descriptions of Jesus as violent in some Catholic circles. And of course you can buy the t-shirt. If the error of the 19th Century liberal Quest for the Historical Jesus was to read back into Jesus’ life contemporary images of a progressive good guy, it’s perhaps no surprise that the zeitgeist of a violent time is unfriendly to a saviour who espouses a “religion of peace”.

Pat Robertson, global warmist

Religious nutter Pat Robertson now bases his conversion to global warming believer on a single heatwave.

Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has said the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming.

Yeah I know what you’re thinking, his whole belief system is based on a second coming so why should this come as a surprise. But this is the Christian Taliban we’re talking about, with this mob greater certanity has been built on less evidence.

Of course this is one guy the environmental movement will feel less than comfortable having onside, but as Robertson will soon find out, this movement (unlike his own) is a broad church. So, let’s welcome Pat to the fold as he discovers that this is one truth that really does lead to planetary salvation.

So, what’s next for Robertson on his road to rapture? - dinner with Hugo Chavez of course.

Update: And quick as a flash Tim Blair throws Robertson the first anvil. You’ve gotta love the loony right.

“Our satanic age”: The noise of war

The phrase belongs to Theodor Adorno, who also wrote:

No universal history leads from savagery to humanitarianism, but there is one leading from the slingshot to the atomic bomb.

Carl von Clausewitz argued that war is a continuation of politics by other means. He also argued that war is a prime example of the universal tendency of plans to fail, and of the intentions of action to misfire and backfire. The “noise” of war was of prime concern to Clausewitz.

Politics is about the creation and contestation of meanings, and about the distinction between friends and enemies. War has a substrate of lived experience - and of the experience of death, often the death of innocents. The continuation of this war requires that meaning overwrite the bodies of the dead, Lebanese, Palestinian or Israeli. It requires that politics inscribe justifications and rationalisations on death. War is also about the violent inscription of narrative signification on the stuff of life and death.

Universal narratives are mobilised as well as divisions - “the global war on Terror”, “anti-semitism”, “a new Middle East”, “the clash of civilisations”. War makes it more vital that we employ a hermeneutics of suspicion, precisely in the service of truth and undeconstructible justice.

Another way of making sense and assigning meaning to fragmented events exists aside from their inscription in rhetorical totalities. Music.

Trumpeter Mazen Kerbaj improvised some music over a recording of his lived experience - the sound of bombs falling on Beirut. You can listen by clicking this link. In doing so, perhaps Kerbaj can provide you with a counterpoint to grand abstractions.

“It is freaking for the nerves but I quickly understood that if I play music while it is happening, it is much better than just hearing it happening. Somehow my brain shifts and I focus totally on the music.”

Asked if he thought his composition was in questionable taste, he said: “Throwing bombs on buses with kids escaping from their villages is in much more horrible taste.”

He said the recording was a way of making people listen to what Beirut was facing. “It’s not like on CNN. It is not a Hollywood movie, it is really happening.”

Blown Into The Arms of Christ

Sitting waiting for the rapture,
Everybody killed.
Playing nuclear religion,
Its prophecy fullfilled

Blown into the Arms of Christ

As most of the world looks on with horror at the escalating tensions in the Middle East a few folk seem quite pleased about it all. Especially the premillenerian Christians who are waiting for The Rapture (See Are You Rapture Ready for the differences between Christians regarding the End Times).
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Andrew Bartlett’s Israel, Lebanon, Gaza links

For anyone wanting to access some informative online commentary about the current Middle East crisis, Andrew Bartlett has two very good links posts, and some commentary of his own:

I did a post recently on the escalation of conflict by the Israeli government on Palestinians in Gaza and now also in Lebanon (according to this report, bombing a powerplant there too.). As I said then, this is one issue that I have never been able to see a solution to, but at least in the past I could feel thankful that it was not likely to directly affect Australia or most Australians. However, I don’t feel that way anymore.

The way the so-called ‘war on terror’ is portrayed and prosecuted includes a very strong inference that it is a battle between militant Islam and the West – in crude but none the less reasonably valid terms, ‘them’ and ‘us’. I don’t accept the view that this is a struggle between Islam and the West, but unfortunately, the more it is portrayed this way by western leaders and commentators, the more this perception can become a reality.

In such circumstances, in the same way that many people in Western countries are seeing all Muslims as linked to “them�, we in the West are faced with being seen as linked to the actions of countries like Israel, who are clearly seen as one of “us�.

When Israel acts or reacts in ways which are disproportionate, excessive or clearly unjust, we in the West are now more at risk of being caught up in the backlash (or ‘blowback’ to use the US term) – particularly if we sit silently by and do not criticise such actions.

Remnants unite to threaten violence against Jerusalem Pride

Remnant is an integrist and ultra-right wing Catholic newspaper with something of an obsession about “sodomites”. In a recent article, the paper appears to condone, if not cheer on, Jewish and Islamic groups whose intention to protest LGBT festival Jerusalem WorldPride:

But Jewish and Muslim religious leaders say that they will do everything they can to prevent the event – especially the march – from taking place. And although they are calling for nonviolent protests, some say things could get bloody.

Are we supposed to stand up now and cheer on violence perpetrated by Muslims or Jews? No. But it is a fact of human existence that people – all people – defend themselves when under attack. The WorldPride folks know exactly what they are doing. Their concerted assault upon the very fabric of the Holy City may be a lark or a “public statement� to them, but there are those to whom the city’s spiritual patrimony means everything. The organizers could stop it. And they would stop it, if they believed even one iota of their own “spiritual� propaganda.

Bizarrely, radical ultra-Orthodox Jewish groups opposed to the event appear to be hoping that it will lead to Muslim violence:

Levin said that he wants the Arab masses to “rise up in indignation” now, so the Israeli security establishment will see the homosexual event as a security risk and put a stop to it. “I want to make an appeal, a desperate appeal to the entire Muslim community,” said Levin. “We are faced with the prospect of six days of promiscuity and debauchery unparalleled in the Middle East,” he told reporters at a press conference organized for the benefit of the Arabic media.

While religious leaders are advocating peaceful protest against the large-scale gathering of homosexuals, lesbians and transgender individuals, Levin said he fears there will be violence. Rabbi Menachem Froman predicted even worse. The shocking things that the world witnessed as a result of the publication of the caricatures of Mohammed in European newspapers would be nothing in comparison to the Muslim outrage that would be sparked if a homosexual parade takes place in the streets of Jerusalem, said Froman, the rabbi of the Jerusalem-area settlement of Tekoa who has been involved in Jewish-Arab contacts for years.

And evangelical Christians are joining the condemnation fest:

The “evangelical� statement quoted above says it well: The decision to hold this event in Jerusalem can only be seen as a calculated and confrontational act meant to provoke and offend those who adhere to timeless, biblical moral standards in the very place they hold most dear. You can already imagine the headlines. “Marchers in mascara, spiked collars and ultra-tight shorts line the streets where Jesus walked!�

It’s more than a little depressing that fundamentalist extremists from all three Abrahamic faiths find it easy to agree on one thing: potentially violent homophobia is a holy cause. The WorldPride slogan is “Love without Borders”. It seems certain anyway that religiously justified hate knows none.

Punch an Emo for Satan

Also, while you’re at it, be sure to give the Whore of Babylon a slap…

With the Internet leak of Paris Hilton’s first single, “Stars Are Blind,” the socialite media whore demonstrates that, with enough time, loads of cash and electronic vocal manipulation, anyone can be a pop star.

Many thanks to Zastrazzi, Perez Hilton and The New York Post for helping me to do the laziest post of the apocalypse.

Arockalypse Now!

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Angus is a cute little devil

On this day of diabolical numerological happenstance you must be thinking to oneself “If today is a portent for the end of the world what would the soundtrack be�? Have no fear. As The Rapture happens and you are dodging crashing aircraft whose pilots have been Raptured (God is most inconvenient at such times) here is some musical advice to help pass the Tribulation.

Now Satan and popular music have long had a mutually beneficial relationship. Performers invoke the Devil for the publicity and the Devil gets all the good songs. Back in the 18th century Giuseppe Tartini claimed The Devil’s Trill Sonata was given to him via the Devil in a dream. Nicclo Paganini claimed to have sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for this prodigous talent on the violin. The idea of selling your soul in exchange for musical talent or associating yourself with Beelzebub for the shock value was also part of the early blues legends. Most familiar is Robert Johnson who infamously went down to the crossroads. Another blues artist to flirt with the dark side was Peetie Wheatstraw, the self-proclaimed Devil’s Son In Law.

But where the Devil really got his due was in rock’n'roll.

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Number of the Beast = AntiChrist (but does it really?)

There is so much ink and electrons spent on the question: who is the AntiChrist revealed by the Number of the Beast? Type “antichrist” or “666″ into a search engine and watch the sponsored links to any number of sites theorising the matter appear.

So who can the AntiChrist be?

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Are You Rapture Ready?

[Stampy the elephant walks through the Flanders’ yard]
Ned: [gasps] It’s the four elephants of the apocalypse!
Maude: That’s horsemen, Ned.
Ned: Well, getting closer.

From Bart Gets an Elephant

Today is 6th of June, 2006 or collapsing a few digits we get 6/6/6 the day of the Beast! A day feared by those with hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. The Anti-Christ cometh and there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth as the righteous are saved and the damned are, well, damned. Incidentally how the righteous will be saved is by The Rapture. During The Rapture Jesus will come down and take all the good christians into Heaven. The rest of us will stay here on Earth and suffer many a terrible fate like becoming the fodder for dodgy Fundamentalist Christian thrillers until Jesus Christ restores order and the long weekend.

In the event of apocalyptical happenings it would be wise to know what you can do about The Rapture. So here is your handy dandy guide to The Rapture. Keep close by in case of inexplicable mass disappearances.
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Two political motifs in the history of Apocalypticism

Apocalypticism has a long history in religious and political thought, but its origins are very specific. In his book Cosmos, Chaos and the World to Come, the great historian of medieval mentalities, Norman Cohn, traces apocalyptic faith to its roots in the Hebrew Bible, and in Jewish history. An examination of this history, and the subsequent trajectories of apocalypticism, can help us understand not just the ways in which the Jewish and Christian faiths came to be different from other religions, but also the ways in which the idea of an end of history continues to haunt our imaginations and our politics.

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